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Ireneparalegal · 05-16-2008, 09:54 PM

Guess who said the quote and then post your quote and so on.

"It's like a 24 hour roller coaster ride with Sybil at the switch."

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:02 PM

Awesome

Dan Conner

"Get real you hit the ground like a safe"

Ireneparalegal · 05-16-2008, 10:04 PM

Darlene (a very funny quote btw)

"Here. Now take it outside and when it starts to stink, it's tomorrow."

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:06 PM

Darlene

"Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"

Brieannas21 · 05-16-2008, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coffield3

Darlene

"Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"

Dan

Here's one of my all time fav quotes

"So, what you're saying is that if she really loved him, she'd get the White Rose, and if she doesn't, she'd get something with a twist-tie and the word "Hefty" written on the side"

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:08 PM

Dan

"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"

Brieannas21 · 05-16-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coffield3

Dan

"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"

Mark, I believe

"People are already calling her Conner the Bomber"

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:17 PM

Darlene

"Marriage stinks, with a capital SUCK"

Ireneparalegal · 05-16-2008, 10:23 PM

One of my fave lines of all time...ROSEANNE

"Maybe if I lapse into a coma I can get that car!"

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:29 PM

Becky? I think?

"You're a sick woman Roseanne"

Ireneparalegal · 05-16-2008, 10:31 PM

Cathy Bowman...yes you were right abt Becky.

"I haven't said anything for two days."

coffield3 · 05-16-2008, 10:33 PM

DJ

"Shave it and shut up"

Brieannas21 · 05-17-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coffield3

DJ

"Shave it and shut up"

I have no clue, but I'm going to guess Darlene??????

coffield3 · 05-17-2008, 01:31 PM

Yep, you haven't put a quote?

coffield3 · 05-17-2008, 02:13 PM

"Well, we can't all be a happily married couple who love each other and who each weigh 500 pounds"

05-16-2008, 09:54 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Guess the ROSEANNE quote Guess who said the quote and then post your quote and so on. "It's like a 24 hour roller coaster ride with Sybil at the switch."
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05-16-2008, 10:02 PM	#2
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Awesome Dan Conner "Get real you hit the ground like a safe"
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05-16-2008, 10:04 PM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Darlene (a very funny quote btw) "Here. Now take it outside and when it starts to stink, it's tomorrow."

05-16-2008, 10:06 PM	#4
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Darlene "Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"

05-16-2008, 10:08 PM	#6
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Dan "I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"

05-16-2008, 10:17 PM	#8
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Darlene "Marriage stinks, with a capital SUCK"

05-16-2008, 10:23 PM	#9
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	One of my fave lines of all time...ROSEANNE "Maybe if I lapse into a coma I can get that car!"

05-16-2008, 10:29 PM	#10
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Becky? I think? "You're a sick woman Roseanne"

05-16-2008, 10:31 PM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Cathy Bowman...yes you were right abt Becky. "I haven't said anything for two days."

05-16-2008, 10:33 PM	#12
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	DJ "Shave it and shut up"

05-17-2008, 01:31 PM	#14
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Yep, you haven't put a quote?

05-17-2008, 02:13 PM	#15
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	"Well, we can't all be a happily married couple who love each other and who each weigh 500 pounds"