You've been watching too much Bewitched when...

[catlover79]

These threads have been popping up on other boards (Cosby, Mama's Family, Good Times, etc.), so it's only natural that Bewitched should have one, too. Here's the list from my fave Bewitched site:

http://harpiesbizarre.com/toomuch.htm

Let me add:

You hunt high and low for a diamond heart necklace just like Samantha's.

When you get a new cell phone, you immediately make the Bewitched theme your ringtone.

You dress up as a Bewitched character for Halloween every year.

To get a baby to sleep, you sing a hard rock version of "Rock-a-bye Baby" a la Serena.

You complain of "sick headaches".

[Mikado]

-When someone says "My Mother-in-law is SUCH a witch", you desperately want to meet her
-You wonder why YOUR boss doesnt fire you at least once a week
-You read a history of the Salem witch trials, hoping to find the name of one of your ancestors on the list of the condemned
-you build a staircase nearly in the middle of your living room
-You name your eldest girl Tabetha, and teach her to wiggle her nose, with a wooden spoon
-You marry a girl with "The cutest little wiggle".........of her nose!

[Mikado]

You call every S. Stevens in the Conneticut phone book and, when a woman answers, you ask them for a "wish"!

[AB]

you call your neighbors Abner & Gladys

you get a job at an advertising agency

you refer to your diaper bag as "Diaper Dan"

[Jude The Obscure]

You snap your fingers hoping to pop in another place, get a snack, etc

You wriggle your nose when you want to change the situation

You find a place called "The Cozy Have A Snack" and want to eat lunch there.

You meet an opinionated woman and call her "Endora" to her face.

[AB]

you want a doctor named Bombay

you wish your uncle was as much fun as Uncle Arthur

you wonder if your dog & cat is really a dog & cat and not someone with a spell on them (lol!)

[catlover79]

You yell, "It's about the Civil War - the North won!" to rouse your spouse/significant other off the couch and away from a book, TV show, ballgame, etc.

[comedyfreak]

When you find yourself using the characters exclamations eg. Well? Good! My Fat Aunt Harriet, You son of a gun! etc.

[Jude The Obscure]

Esp "oh my stars!"

[Adamantium]

When things go bad, you get a furious look on your face and say "Endora!" before realizing that you're you and Endora is not really you mother-in-law.

[OH Nuts!]

Everytime you clean the bathroom you start singing "Yagazuzzi Yagazuzzi Yagazuzzi Zem" and finish off the job by ringing a bell and blowing a whistle (and expecting a parrot to materialize)

Everytime you see a violent thunderstorm you think "Maurice is in town"

You think all men named Abner smoke pipes

A body part(s) start to swell and you think Endora's paid you a visit

Your doorknob is loose and you think you've missed a visit by Aunt Clara

You think every pretty blonde woman with an androgenous first name can fly from New York to Paris in 3 seconds flat.

You insist on having a doctor whose last name is a city in India, but are willing to settle for one who likes to play water-polo on dolphins.

[catlover79]

You tell your secretary it looks like her dress was sprayed on.

You go through a million secretaries who are all named Betty.

You refer to your boss as "cotton top" or "snow white".

You can flip your husband's ex-girlfriend's wig - literally!!!

You can literally re-arrange your husband's face - without even touching it!!!

[Jude The Obscure]

You can turn your son-in-law into another animal with a flip of the wrist!

You are made to be extra nice only when in close proximity to a magic amulet.

You desire to shoot nosy people like Mrs. Kravitz with an alien nice gun.

You have the house co-operate with your spouse while he/she recovers.

You hear the song "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" and immediately think of the show.

[catlover79]

You can zap your husband into sleeping on the couch.

You notice new faces on your husband, his boss' wife, neighbor, etc.

Your mother always wears purple and green chiffon gowns.

You can turn your overbearing son-in-law into a werewolf on Halloween.

You feel the urge to drop everything and accompany Endora to the Scared Volcano.

[Jude The Obscure]

You can call your spouse a hypocrite and they will call you a sorehead

Why buy an airline ticket, join your mother in Paris on a whim!

Your mother-in-law's last name cannot be pronounced

You're sure your mother-in-law is 100% Hot Air.