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tdr · 05-08-2008, 06:49 PM

The "Rejected Titles" thread on this board, as well as others, is kind of a worn premise. Here's a propostion for a new angle on the idea: RE-titles. Some examples...

"Dogs, Dogs, Dogs!" --> "Giraffes, Giraffes, Giraffes!"
"The Loaded Goat" --> "Jimmy Crack Dynamite"
"Mountain Wedding" --> "Barney Goes Undercover Again"
"The Manucurist" --> "We All Dream of Ellen"

AB · 05-09-2008, 03:43 PM

^ Cool Idea!

"Barney's First Car" --> "A Lemon For Barney"

tdr · 05-09-2008, 09:40 PM

"Stranger in Town" --> "Mayberry's Outer Limits"
"Thos Gossipin' Men" --> "Putting On a Really Big Shoe"
"Man in a Hurry" --> "Be Glad There's No Real 'Month of Sundays'"

OH Nuts! · 05-09-2008, 09:45 PM

"The Spoiled Kid" = Whack Him, Sack Him, Sell The Bike and Take A Hike

AB · 05-10-2008, 11:31 AM

"The Darlings Are Coming" --> "Oh My Darling"

OH Nuts! · 05-10-2008, 01:35 PM

The Medicine Man - Happy Clamour In The Slammer (Cause The Ladies Take A Nipsy And Get Very Tipsy)

tv star collector · 05-10-2008, 02:27 PM

Those 16 public domain episodes really have been retitled on some DVD copies:

"Andy Meets Miss Crump" ("Andy Discovers America")
"English Butler Works for Andy" ("Andy's English Valet")
"Gomer Saves the Day" ("The Great Filling Station Robbery")
"Barney, the Matchmaker" ("A Wife for Andy")
"Dog Gone Opie!" ("Dogs, Dogs, Dogs")
"Barney Buys a Car" ("Barney's First Car")
"High School Reunion" ("Class Reunion")
"Rafe Hollister Hoe-Down" ("Rafe Hollister Sings")
"Andy Meets Earnest T." ("Mountain Wedding")
"Bicycle Brat" ("Opie and the Spoiled Kid")
"Aunt Bee's Buzz" ("Aunt Bee's Medicine Man")
"Opie's Spring Fling" ("The Rivals")
"Calling All Cars" ("The Big House")
"Andy Meets the Darlins" ("The Darlings Are Coming")
"High Noon for Andy" ("High Noon in Mayberry")
"Barney Gets the Goat" ("The Loaded Goat")

Jude The Obscure · 05-10-2008, 05:41 PM

The Pickle Story--Aunt Bee's Kerosene Cucumbers

AB · 05-11-2008, 07:58 AM

Ellie Saves A Female --> Meddling With Make-up

Grits'n'Jowls · 05-12-2008, 12:57 AM

Win Your Girl and Lose Your Eye

(Barney Mends a Broken Heart)
Chicken Coop Casonava

(Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau)

OH Nuts! · 05-13-2008, 11:49 PM

The Loaded Goat = Baa Baa Bang Bang!

AB · 05-14-2008, 04:31 PM

Mr. McBeevee --> Hardhat In The Treetops

Ireneparalegal · 05-18-2008, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rich p

"The Spoiled Kid" = Whack Him, Sack Him, Sell The Bike and Take A Hike

THE SPOILED KID -

Smack the s*** outta him...NOW!
Where is the damn belt??!!
Thank God you are not my kid!

AUNT BEE'S CROWNING GLORY -

WTF????

05-08-2008, 06:49 PM	#1
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	Re-titles The "Rejected Titles" thread on this board, as well as others, is kind of a worn premise. Here's a propostion for a new angle on the idea: RE-titles. Some examples... "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs!" --> "Giraffes, Giraffes, Giraffes!" "The Loaded Goat" --> "Jimmy Crack Dynamite" "Mountain Wedding" --> "Barney Goes Undercover Again" "The Manucurist" --> "We All Dream of Ellen"

05-09-2008, 03:43 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	^ Cool Idea! "Barney's First Car" --> "A Lemon For Barney"

05-09-2008, 09:40 PM	#3
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	"Stranger in Town" --> "Mayberry's Outer Limits" "Thos Gossipin' Men" --> "Putting On a Really Big Shoe" "Man in a Hurry" --> "Be Glad There's No Real 'Month of Sundays'"

05-09-2008, 09:45 PM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	"The Spoiled Kid" = Whack Him, Sack Him, Sell The Bike and Take A Hike

05-10-2008, 11:31 AM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	"The Darlings Are Coming" --> "Oh My Darling"

05-10-2008, 01:35 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	The Medicine Man - Happy Clamour In The Slammer (Cause The Ladies Take A Nipsy And Get Very Tipsy)

05-10-2008, 02:27 PM	#7
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,486	Those 16 public domain episodes really have been retitled on some DVD copies: "Andy Meets Miss Crump" ("Andy Discovers America") "English Butler Works for Andy" ("Andy's English Valet") "Gomer Saves the Day" ("The Great Filling Station Robbery") "Barney, the Matchmaker" ("A Wife for Andy") "Dog Gone Opie!" ("Dogs, Dogs, Dogs") "Barney Buys a Car" ("Barney's First Car") "High School Reunion" ("Class Reunion") "Rafe Hollister Hoe-Down" ("Rafe Hollister Sings") "Andy Meets Earnest T." ("Mountain Wedding") "Bicycle Brat" ("Opie and the Spoiled Kid") "Aunt Bee's Buzz" ("Aunt Bee's Medicine Man") "Opie's Spring Fling" ("The Rivals") "Calling All Cars" ("The Big House") "Andy Meets the Darlins" ("The Darlings Are Coming") "High Noon for Andy" ("High Noon in Mayberry") "Barney Gets the Goat" ("The Loaded Goat")

05-10-2008, 05:41 PM	#8
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	The Pickle Story--Aunt Bee's Kerosene Cucumbers

05-11-2008, 07:58 AM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Ellie Saves A Female --> Meddling With Make-up

05-12-2008, 12:57 AM	#10
Grits'n'Jowls Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2007 Location: USA Posts: 39	Win Your Girl and Lose Your Eye (Barney Mends a Broken Heart) Chicken Coop Casonava (Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau)

05-13-2008, 11:49 PM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	The Loaded Goat = Baa Baa Bang Bang!

05-14-2008, 04:31 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Mr. McBeevee --> Hardhat In The Treetops