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Jude The Obscure · 05-07-2008, 05:04 PM

Idea by Janice Johnson on the GT board.

You actually make chili and start calling it "chee-wee"
You own a lunchbox with Binky Bunny on it.
You spray lime scented shaving cream on the phone for April Fools
You stay up all night watching a Deanna Durbin film festival
You know all the lyrics to "Raytown, O Raytown"

ok, keep it going folks

PlayOn · 05-07-2008, 05:45 PM

* you say 'I bet the neighbors loving this' whenever your family has an argument. ( i do that sometimes, btw. lol)
* your son marries a woman like Naomi
* you call your daughter/grandchild Tiffany Thelma
* you open an inn and call it Harper House
* you want to die in the bathroom (Carl/Fran)

catlover79 · 05-07-2008, 06:11 PM

You refer to your daughter-in-law as "that floozy".

Two of your grandchildren disappear, never to be seen or heard from again.

Your next-door neighbor is constantly giving you godawful hand-crocheted crafts.

Your idea of moving out is living in a trailer on your mother's property.

You're a very old lady but your face hardly has any wrinkles!!

Jude The Obscure · 05-08-2008, 11:55 AM

You see visions of your dead mother who keeps insisting that you need more salt on your peas.

You make sure your grandson has no chance whatsoever scoring with any floozy named "LouAnn"

You remembered that you have 4 kids, but can only name 3 at any given time.

Your own daughters look twice as old as you do.

jterry · 05-08-2008, 02:41 PM

When...

You can't decide how many rooms are in your house.

PZelda · 05-08-2008, 03:06 PM

When your answering machine or voice mail message says "It's your dime, spill it!"

catlover79 · 05-08-2008, 04:06 PM

You want your date to take you to Chez Ray for a fancy dinner.

Your dream job is assistant manager at Food Circus.

You yell, "Let the good times roll!", just before learning to drive.

Jude The Obscure · 05-08-2008, 05:48 PM

You think the creme de la creme of shopping is Van der Cleef's jewelry.

You have to have the latest hat fashions from Needermeyer's.

You buy all your itch relief products from Kemper Drugs.

Your honeymoon is spent over at the motor court on Route 5

You insist on having the seedless jam made by PeeVee's.

PlayOn · 05-08-2008, 07:31 PM

*you walk in a door without knocking but you say 'knock-knock' after you enter the house
*you hold a burglar down with a giant key
*you pretend you're Cagney and Lacie
*you freeze dry your cat
*you name the local theater The Pepperpot Playhouse

catlover79 · 05-16-2008, 01:43 PM

You call your spouse/significant other "skeeter dumplings".

Jude The Obscure · 05-16-2008, 07:15 PM

You make gooseberry jam and end up in the hospital with a concussion

You keep getting the birth order of your children confused.

PlayOn · 05-16-2008, 08:34 PM

*you have a closet full of clothes that are the same color, only different styles

Ireneparalegal · 06-09-2008, 07:45 PM

All of those are hilarious!!!!^^^^^

Penny Lane · 06-11-2008, 10:06 AM

While alone in the house you:
-start talking to yourself
-Play a drum solo on your pots and pans
-run out into the rain and sing Gene Kelly tunes
-talk to the rear end of a turkey
-over feed a defenseless little goldfish

catlover79 · 06-11-2008, 11:39 AM

You constantly wear off-the shoulder fiesta tops a la Naomi.

You wear bargain costume jewelry and your son tells you that you look better than Joan Collins.

You give birth in a trailer on your mother-in-law's property!

05-07-2008, 05:04 PM	#1
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You know you're spending too much time with Mama when.... Idea by Janice Johnson on the GT board. You actually make chili and start calling it "chee-wee" You own a lunchbox with Binky Bunny on it. You spray lime scented shaving cream on the phone for April Fools You stay up all night watching a Deanna Durbin film festival You know all the lyrics to "Raytown, O Raytown" ok, keep it going folks

05-07-2008, 05:45 PM	#2
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	* you say 'I bet the neighbors loving this' whenever your family has an argument. ( i do that sometimes, btw. lol) * your son marries a woman like Naomi * you call your daughter/grandchild Tiffany Thelma * you open an inn and call it Harper House * you want to die in the bathroom (Carl/Fran)
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05-07-2008, 06:11 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You refer to your daughter-in-law as "that floozy". Two of your grandchildren disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. Your next-door neighbor is constantly giving you godawful hand-crocheted crafts. Your idea of moving out is living in a trailer on your mother's property. You're a very old lady but your face hardly has any wrinkles!!
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05-08-2008, 02:41 PM	#5
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05-08-2008, 03:06 PM	#6
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	When your answering machine or voice mail message says "It's your dime, spill it!"
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05-08-2008, 11:55 AM	#4
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You see visions of your dead mother who keeps insisting that you need more salt on your peas. You make sure your grandson has no chance whatsoever scoring with any floozy named "LouAnn" You remembered that you have 4 kids, but can only name 3 at any given time. Your own daughters look twice as old as you do.

05-08-2008, 04:06 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You want your date to take you to Chez Ray for a fancy dinner. Your dream job is assistant manager at Food Circus. You yell, "Let the good times roll!", just before learning to drive.

05-08-2008, 05:48 PM	#8
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You think the creme de la creme of shopping is Van der Cleef's jewelry. You have to have the latest hat fashions from Needermeyer's. You buy all your itch relief products from Kemper Drugs. Your honeymoon is spent over at the motor court on Route 5 You insist on having the seedless jam made by PeeVee's.

05-08-2008, 07:31 PM	#9
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	you walk in a door without knocking but you say 'knock-knock' after you enter the house you hold a burglar down with a giant key you pretend you're Cagney and Lacie you freeze dry your cat *you name the local theater The Pepperpot Playhouse

05-16-2008, 01:43 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You call your spouse/significant other "skeeter dumplings".

05-16-2008, 07:15 PM	#11
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You make gooseberry jam and end up in the hospital with a concussion You keep getting the birth order of your children confused.

05-16-2008, 08:34 PM	#12
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	*you have a closet full of clothes that are the same color, only different styles

06-09-2008, 07:45 PM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	All of those are hilarious!!!!^^^^^
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06-11-2008, 10:06 AM	#14
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,260	While alone in the house you: -start talking to yourself -Play a drum solo on your pots and pans -run out into the rain and sing Gene Kelly tunes -talk to the rear end of a turkey -over feed a defenseless little goldfish
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06-11-2008, 11:39 AM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You constantly wear off-the shoulder fiesta tops a la Naomi. You wear bargain costume jewelry and your son tells you that you look better than Joan Collins. You give birth in a trailer on your mother-in-law's property!