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Old 10-04-2001, 04:31 PM   #1
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Here's my joke... ready...It has to do with Cap Kate's daughter... HERE GOES...

Amanda's b/f: I want A-MAN-DUH!!!

**Post back if ya' don't get it. I'll explain!

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Old 10-04-2001, 04:41 PM   #2
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**Post back if ya' don't get it. I'll explain!
haha I get it...cute



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Jamie, don't you think you should change your NAME to Lisa Whelchel Rocks?!?! LOL

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Old 10-04-2001, 04:41 PM   #3
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Cool! But what does b/f mean?
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:45 PM   #4
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Cool! But what does b/f mean?
boyfriend

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LOL..nah, u should change ur name 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROCKS"

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Old 10-04-2001, 04:51 PM   #5
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Amanda's b/f: I want A-MAN-DUH!!!

Hehe, Funny!

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Old 10-04-2001, 05:06 PM   #6
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Hehe, Funny!

oh, I see....

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Old 10-04-2001, 05:17 PM   #7
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That's cute but that's my name and don't be dissing it. LoL. J/k
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Old 10-04-2001, 06:55 PM   #8
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lol...That's cool!! I like that.
On my Division website I'm going to have a Division Jokes page I have been talking it over with a couple of my friends. So if anyone has any jokes I can use on it post them here or send me an e-mail...Can I use the one you made?

Here's one I made (Although I am a Jinny fan. lol)

Q: What's Jinny's favorite pastry??
A: A Turnover

haha Pretty bad, I know.



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Theodore: "White male. 18 to 22,Shaved head ,dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean he caught me by surprise I could have taken him."

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Old 10-04-2001, 06:55 PM   #9
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kool!! LOL

A-MAN-DUH= Amanda

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Old 10-04-2001, 07:29 PM   #10
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That's funny cause I knkow a gurl named Amanda and we said the same thing 2 her last year.
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Old 10-04-2001, 09:13 PM   #11
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is the joke implying her boyfriend is gay? I was just wondering.....like him saying "Damn, I want A MAN..DUH!" lol...anyway....back to life.....
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Old 10-05-2001, 01:38 AM   #12
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Q: What's Jinny's favorite pastry??
A: A Turnover

lol!no that was a good one

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Old 10-05-2001, 04:38 PM   #13
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I like the turnover one...lol...I don't get it though. I think it's implying the fact that Jinny's a turnover (whatever that is) tehehehehehehehehe!

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LOL thats a cute one!


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"Hey. Just because you put on a little make-up and walk around with a butter knife doesn't make you Tommy Baker"-Sophia Patrillo from Golden Girls

Jamie, don't you think you should change your NAME to Lisa Whelchel Rocks?!?! LOL

Joyce and Jackie. My 2 sisters...C'mon in have a drink, we don't drink, fascenating!! Meshi!! LMAO and Jackie have you ever seen Tattie in Love?

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