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Teddys_Angel_Jinny113 · 09-22-2001, 12:05 PM

What if you got to meet Nancy Mckeon? What would you do and say to her?

I would be speechless. Just like I was when I met Rosie O'Donell. (I didn't even like Rosie when I met her) I would forget everything I know and would be completely brainwashed. I would forget my name and call myself something stupid. Then after 5 minutes i should re-cooperate then I would be histerical I would be jumping up and down and screeming and stuff. OK that's it.
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Debbie: This is our new nanny, Demencha
Fester: Demencha, what a beautiful name
Demencha: It means insanity
Fester: My name is Fester...it means to rot
Demencha: *grins*
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ShArP pOiNtEd ObJeCtS aRe My FrIeNdS
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If people don't like you they act like they do...see look how I'm treating you.
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SHADY MILKMAN presto!
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Hey it's Franklin...comin' to my house. Hey it's Franklin...comin' to your house.
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How many grapes can Nancy Mckeon fit in her mouth?~Lauren
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qUeEn AlY jInNy Jo ExStEaD

the_biggest_nancy_fanatic · 09-22-2001, 12:30 PM

well that is pretty much what i would do but this is how i would do it.....
first i see nancy(weather she is 1000000 feet away or 1 foot away i would act the same)then i faint for about..oh lets say 5 min 45 sec...hehe then i would wake up*stand in shock and i would not be able to say n e thing for a long long time...then when i snap to my sences i would say something stupid like "do you know who you are?!?!?your....omg...your nancy mckeon!!!oh my gosh!i can't believe it..someone catch me i think i'm gonna faint again..."then i jump around and then i try and calm down(which i couldn't)and i would get about 84758947139763589276238900142 pics with her and 96802368230 autographes..then iwould give her my number address ect. lol ok i am gonna stop talkin now cuz it makes me get my hopes high lol
~Lauren~(jinny girl)

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BLAIR:we worked at edna's edibles,the finest store in all the land
JO:blair,your talkin like a leprechaun
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BLAIR:i went to go get my picture taken at the passport place.the guy says "smile",and they camera broke
JO:*laughin*
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JO:yeah i'm in a rush i'll just have a donut
NAT:college kids,ya know they have no reguard for nutrition.you know you are what you eat.(saying this with curlers in her hair)
JO:and what have you been eating scrap metal?
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jinny:look buddy,i got pms and a gun,any questions?
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mrs.G.-oh shoot shoot! JO:mrs.G. what is it? NAT:did tiny bubbles rub you the wrong way?
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the cap.:how's it goin? Jinny:miserable,i gotta pee
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Jinny:i can cuddle

iwannabeanExstead/McKeon · 09-22-2001, 01:05 PM

lol lauren...i wud....started screamin', n i wud grab her arm, go in a store, buy 'bout 389247937 cameras, bug sum1 2 take 309427308 pics wit her, get 32534523434 autographs, (only if im not in shock) n den i wud ask her if i cud guest star on The Division....id be like, "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG" if she said yeah....den id bring her 2 my house n ask my bro, "u still think she's stupid now?!?!?!" n dat wud embarass da crap out of him...n den id let her meet my whole family, den id go 2 Magda's house w/ Nancy n id let Mag meet Nancy.....den id ask Nancy if she cud adopt me, cus i cant stand my family sumtimes, n hopefully she'd say yes......hey, a kid can WISH or dream, can't she?

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROX" lol

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please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com, WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com,NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

ISmellFine · 09-22-2001, 01:23 PM

Pass out.

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--Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, and Cows--

iNsAnItY iS mY bEsT fRiEnD

Come quickly! Ride the pig!

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Mwahahaha!

**Six Queens, One Goddess, and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising**

I am awesomeness X 100! [LOL Jenn]

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Kaley: There were about 500 mexicans with about 500 kids a peice there...
Dana: Kaley, all mexican people have 500 kids...take everyone in my family for example.

Go visit my Nancy McKeon Supersite!

Teddys_Angel_Jinny113 · 09-22-2001, 01:44 PM

Quote:

lol Lauren

My name isn't Lauren if that's what you think! Lauren's my sister and she asked me 'how many grapes NMK could fit in her mouth' when we were eating breakfast one morning. I started histerically laughing. then she said 'cuz nancy has a big mouth' or something.

this is a follow-up message ready...

1. I would stop stare at her for a minute to MAKE SURE it was Nancy.

2. If it was Nancy I would run histerically crying and screaming "NANCY!!!!"

3. I would make her sign my fore-head, my leather jacket, my glasses, my shirt, and my sketchbook (which is filled with TONS of Divison pics)and 14739074890347329407 other things.

4. I would make someone take 1780471509397107591749017855894017594 pics of us.

5. I would then take 1753490149507590475940573495079072907409270 pics of her.

6. I would ask her 14893074901758903475894759017489071 questions.

7. I would hug her 738194075804758047107480 times.

*then she'll call the cops and I'll get arrested for assaulting her BUT IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO WORTH IT!!!!!!!!

(((((qUeEn Aly JiNnY jO eXsTeAd)))))
aka jInNy ThE eViL 1. Lord of all that is not good for you...Rabid Weasles, Chinchillas, Crows, The Divison, The Facts of Life and a whole bunch of other stuff.
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GR: I wanna be a mongoose.
Zim: I was thinking more along the lines of a dog.
GR: Can I be a mongoose dog?
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C'mon Baba let's go.
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FURBYS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kay Scarpetta · 09-22-2001, 02:58 PM

ooooooooo I dont even know what I would do. Probably just run up to her, hug her, start talking so fast about how much I love her and worship her (Jamie, I REALLY do like her. I know thats hard to believe LOL)
Ask her all these questions, ask her to sign just about everything, get about 70 pictures with her and give her my phone number & address.

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IM me at:
Eastlandgal7988, LisaWhelchel4eva, or Karliloo1224

I am *Karli Blair Warner*. I am the winner of the C'mon in Have a Drink Contest, the biggest Lisa Whelchel fan, I am nick-named Dusty or Moo Cow Karli, My sister on this board is Joyce DeWitt aka Joyce, we LUV Faye Grant and Dinah Mannoff from one of the best shows ever, *State of Grace*. I always get high on Starbucks Carmel Frappachinos and Coke, my favorite animal is a monkley...3 words to the wise: LISA WHELCHEL ROCKS!!!!!!

iwannabeanExstead/McKeon · 09-22-2001, 03:07 PM

vm

Quote:

Originally posted by Teddys_Angel_Jinny113:
My name isn't Lauren if that's what you think

i was talkin' 2 the_biggest_nancy_fanatic, her name is Lauren

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROX" lol

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com, WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com,NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

iwannabeanExstead/McKeon · 09-22-2001, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
(Jamie, I REALLY do like her. I know thats hard to believe LOL)

OMG..really?! lol..j/k...i no that no1 can NOT like NMK..hehehe

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROX" lol

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com, WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com,NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

Kay Scarpetta · 09-22-2001, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwannabeanExstead/McKeon:
OMG..really?! lol..j/k...i no that no1 can NOT like NMK..hehehe

you think that? Talk to my cousin Miranda

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IM me at:
Eastlandgal7988, LisaWhelchel4eva, or Karliloo1224

I am *Karli Blair Warner*. I am the winner of the C'mon in Have a Drink Contest, the biggest Lisa Whelchel fan, I am nick-named Dusty or Moo Cow Karli, My sister on this board is Joyce DeWitt aka Joyce, we LUV Faye Grant and Dinah Mannoff from one of the best shows ever, *State of Grace*. I always get high on Starbucks Carmel Frappachinos and Coke, my favorite animal is a monkley...3 words to the wise: LISA WHELCHEL ROCKS!!!!!!

iwannabeanExstead/McKeon · 09-22-2001, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
you think that? Talk to my cousin Miranda

ok....nvm den

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo
NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROCKS" lol

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

09-22-2001, 12:05 PM	#1
Teddys_Angel_Jinny113 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Jinny Misdemeaner Exsteads MWAHAHAHAHA! Posts: 93	What if... What if you got to meet Nancy Mckeon? What would you do and say to her? I would be speechless. Just like I was when I met Rosie O'Donell. (I didn't even like Rosie when I met her) I would forget everything I know and would be completely brainwashed. I would forget my name and call myself something stupid. Then after 5 minutes i should re-cooperate then I would be histerical I would be jumping up and down and screeming and stuff. OK that's it. ----------------------------------------- Debbie: This is our new nanny, Demencha Fester: Demencha, what a beautiful name Demencha: It means insanity Fester: My name is Fester...it means to rot Demencha: grins ----------------------------------------- ShArP pOiNtEd ObJeCtS aRe My FrIeNdS ------------------------------------------ If people don't like you they act like they do...see look how I'm treating you. -------------------------------------------- SHADY MILKMAN presto! -------------------------------------------- Hey it's Franklin...comin' to my house. Hey it's Franklin...comin' to your house. -------------------------------------------- How many grapes can Nancy Mckeon fit in her mouth?~Lauren --------------------------------------------- qUeEn AlY jInNy Jo ExStEaD

09-22-2001, 12:30 PM	#2
the_biggest_nancy_fanatic Da NeXt InSpEcToR eX Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 12, 2001 Location: sum where in this crazy world of hott guyz Posts: 807	well that is pretty much what i would do but this is how i would do it..... first i see nancy(weather she is 1000000 feet away or 1 foot away i would act the same)then i faint for about..oh lets say 5 min 45 sec...hehe then i would wake upstand in shock and i would not be able to say n e thing for a long long time...then when i snap to my sences i would say something stupid like "do you know who you are?!?!?your....omg...your nancy mckeon!!!oh my gosh!i can't believe it..someone catch me i think i'm gonna faint again..."then i jump around and then i try and calm down(which i couldn't)and i would get about 84758947139763589276238900142 pics with her and 96802368230 autographes..then iwould give her my number address ect. lol ok i am gonna stop talkin now cuz it makes me get my hopes high lol ~Lauren~(jinny girl) ------------------ BLAIR:we worked at edna's edibles,the finest store in all the land JO:blair,your talkin like a leprechaun ------ BLAIR:i went to go get my picture taken at the passport place.the guy says "smile",and they camera broke JO:laughin* ------ JO:yeah i'm in a rush i'll just have a donut NAT:college kids,ya know they have no reguard for nutrition.you know you are what you eat.(saying this with curlers in her hair) JO:and what have you been eating scrap metal? ----- jinny:look buddy,i got pms and a gun,any questions? ------ mrs.G.-oh shoot shoot! JO:mrs.G. what is it? NAT:did tiny bubbles rub you the wrong way? ----- the cap.:how's it goin? Jinny:miserable,i gotta pee ----- Jinny:i can cuddle

09-22-2001, 01:05 PM	#3
iwannabeanExstead/McKeon Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 02, 2001 Location: NancyMcKeonLand, TheDivisionWorld Posts: 656	lol lauren...i wud....started screamin', n i wud grab her arm, go in a store, buy 'bout 389247937 cameras, bug sum1 2 take 309427308 pics wit her, get 32534523434 autographs, (only if im not in shock) n den i wud ask her if i cud guest star on The Division....id be like, "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG" if she said yeah....den id bring her 2 my house n ask my bro, "u still think she's stupid now?!?!?!" n dat wud embarass da crap out of him...n den id let her meet my whole family, den id go 2 Magda's house w/ Nancy n id let Mag meet Nancy.....den id ask Nancy if she cud adopt me, cus i cant stand my family sumtimes, n hopefully she'd say yes......hey, a kid can WISH or dream, can't she? ------------------ ~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Jamie Nancy McKeon, or bung holeo NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!! My Motto:Jinny: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur dang minds!! please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! Karli, don't u think u should change ur siggy 2 "NANCY MCKEON ROX" lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~ please e-mail or IM me at: Jamiegirl2006@aol.com, WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com,NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com, or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

09-22-2001, 01:23 PM	#4
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Pass out. ------------------ --Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, and Cows-- iNsAnItY iS mY bEsT fRiEnD Come quickly! Ride the pig! On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Mwahahaha! Six Queens, One Goddess, and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising I am awesomeness X 100! [LOL Jenn] Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up! Kaley: There were about 500 mexicans with about 500 kids a peice there... Dana: Kaley, all mexican people have 500 kids...take everyone in my family for example. Go visit my Nancy McKeon Supersite!

09-22-2001, 02:58 PM	#6
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	ooooooooo I dont even know what I would do. Probably just run up to her, hug her, start talking so fast about how much I love her and worship her (Jamie, I REALLY do like her. I know thats hard to believe LOL) Ask her all these questions, ask her to sign just about everything, get about 70 pictures with her and give her my phone number & address. ------------------ IM me at: Eastlandgal7988, LisaWhelchel4eva, or Karliloo1224 I am *Karli Blair Warner. I am the winner of the C'mon in Have a Drink Contest, the biggest Lisa Whelchel fan, I am nick-named Dusty or Moo Cow Karli, My sister on this board is Joyce DeWitt aka Joyce, we LUV Faye Grant and Dinah Mannoff from one of the best shows ever, State of Grace. I always get high on Starbucks Carmel Frappachinos and Coke, my favorite animal is a monkley...3 words to the wise: LISA WHELCHEL ROCKS*!!!!!!