Ralph Kramden, a fan of NY/NJ NHL Hockey - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 04-25-2008, 11:19 PM

(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-4.)

(Ralph & Ed are walking down the street after watching the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ralph: "Oooh, I hope those Pittsburgh Penguins don't get to relaxed. Those NY Rangers are going to come back and beat them."

Ed: "I sure hope so Ralph. Those Penguins better not get Happy Feet."

(Ed stops walking and dances like the penguin in Happy Feet.)

Ralph: "Norton, you are a mental case. Anyway, when the Penguins arrive in New York, we will show them how much we like the Rangers. We will be rootin and a-hollerin. I got tickets right behind the Penguins net in the last row on top. At least, I hope that is where these seats are."

Ed: "Where did you get them?"

Ralph: "From an apparently an honest person. A good ticket-scalper. He said that MSG was selling a whole lot of money for these, but he was going to ffer me a bargain. I bought these tickets for $400 each."

Ed: "Ralph, you know how to handle finances."

Ralph: "Yeah, unlike Alice. She wanted me to use money to buy her expensive furniture and drpaes. I told her that I was going to buy tickets with this money."

Ed: "Smae thing happened to me one time with Trixie. I told her to like it or lump it and she lumped it."

Ralph: "We are all set to help the Rangers win."

(Harvey shows up.)

Harvey: "So, you two losers rooted for the Rangers. They will never win. Ha ha ha."

Ralph: "What do you think I am, I am not going to fight you."

Ed: "Yeah, even though Ralph called you a loser and a big dummy."

(Harvey beats up Ralph. Ralph & Ed come home.)

Ed: "Sorry about your condition Ralph. I was hoping that Harvey would back off after he hit you the third time."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEET OUT. GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Good night everyone."

(Audience applauds.)

04-25-2008, 11:19 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,090	Ralph Kramden, a fan of NY/NJ NHL Hockey (The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-4.) (Ralph & Ed are walking down the street after watching the game at the Raccoon Lodge.) Ralph: "Oooh, I hope those Pittsburgh Penguins don't get to relaxed. Those NY Rangers are going to come back and beat them." Ed: "I sure hope so Ralph. Those Penguins better not get Happy Feet." (Ed stops walking and dances like the penguin in Happy Feet.) Ralph: "Norton, you are a mental case. Anyway, when the Penguins arrive in New York, we will show them how much we like the Rangers. We will be rootin and a-hollerin. I got tickets right behind the Penguins net in the last row on top. At least, I hope that is where these seats are." Ed: "Where did you get them?" Ralph: "From an apparently an honest person. A good ticket-scalper. He said that MSG was selling a whole lot of money for these, but he was going to ffer me a bargain. I bought these tickets for $400 each." Ed: "Ralph, you know how to handle finances." Ralph: "Yeah, unlike Alice. She wanted me to use money to buy her expensive furniture and drpaes. I told her that I was going to buy tickets with this money." Ed: "Smae thing happened to me one time with Trixie. I told her to like it or lump it and she lumped it." Ralph: "We are all set to help the Rangers win." (Harvey shows up.) Harvey: "So, you two losers rooted for the Rangers. They will never win. Ha ha ha." Ralph: "What do you think I am, I am not going to fight you." Ed: "Yeah, even though Ralph called you a loser and a big dummy." (Harvey beats up Ralph. Ralph & Ed come home.) Ed: "Sorry about your condition Ralph. I was hoping that Harvey would back off after he hit you the third time." Ralph (yells): "GEEEEET OUT. GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. Good night everyone." (Audience applauds.)