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Janice Johnson · 04-21-2008, 01:18 PM

(This a is a fun thread)

. It's dedicated to how you know you are spending way too much time with the Evans.

You began talking in statistics.
You think it's okay to burst into EVERYBODY's door without knocking.

Anyone else got any more?

Jude The Obscure · 04-21-2008, 05:30 PM

Your solution to everyone's problems is to offer them a big piece of Sweet Potato Pie!

You know that if you quit a job before it is even offered, you can fall back on the car wash, the Rib Shack or Chicken Delight

catlover79 · 04-22-2008, 03:55 PM

Every time you speak to your younger sister, you begin the sentence with, "You've got some nerve, you old crocodile face!"

Whenever you're fed up with someone, you yell, "Shut up, Junior/JJ!"

You refuse to eat meat loaf because you think it's really dog food.

You must keep your fridge stocked with goodies to motivate your super to get some work done!

Jude The Obscure · 04-22-2008, 04:30 PM

You must make sure you complain about the high food prices you just paid at your local supermarket, even if isn't named Borgen's.

catlover79 · 04-23-2008, 01:40 PM

You always wear one-piece red feety PJs to bed.

CWDogg · 04-29-2008, 12:06 PM

1.You find money in the street and give it back

2.You give all you're girlfriends nicknames

3.You clap you're hands when you get excited during a conversation

4.You dont use that door in the kitchen

5.You wear the same clothes everyday

catlover79 · 04-29-2008, 01:31 PM

Whenever you are introduced to a Belinda, the first thing that comes to mind is "Boom Boom"!

Janice Johnson · 04-30-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWDogg

5.You wear the same clothes everyday

EEW.

Jude The Obscure · 05-01-2008, 08:18 AM

You find a reason to always rhyme a word with dynomite, so you can clap your hands and say "Kid, DYN-O-MITE!!"

comedyfreak · 05-01-2008, 08:32 AM

Or you find yourself saying, "just jivin" after joking around.
Or you find yourself complaining about inflation, that with high food prices never gets old it seems to go with the current times in which we now live.

catlover79 · 05-01-2008, 10:06 AM

You refer to your son/kid brother as the Militant Midget.

CWDogg · 05-02-2008, 12:57 AM

1. You are a religious person engaged to an atheist

2.You're job promotes you and you think its to the same position you already have.

3.You hide booze in the toilet

4.

Ireneparalegal · 05-02-2008, 01:01 AM

When you converse with people you throw out statistics.

When you find money you hear Florida Evan's little voice in your head.

When you see a picture of Jesus you think abt Him being black.

You watch the Vitameatagemin episode of I Love Lucy and expect her to talk abt VITABRITE.

You suddenly become aware of bruises on people.

catlover79 · 05-02-2008, 01:02 AM

You describe a pregnant female as having "stomach mumps".

Ireneparalegal · 05-02-2008, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

You describe a pregnant female as having "stomach mumps".

I've had the stomach mumps three times myself.

Any time you see a short, black man, you call him "Michael the militant midget."

Any time you see a tall, skinny guy, you call him, "J.J."

You hear the word ALASKA and you shake your head in sadness.

04-21-2008, 01:18 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,739	You know you're spending too much time with the Evans when...... (This a is a fun thread). It's dedicated to how you know you are spending way too much time with the Evans. You began talking in statistics. You think it's okay to burst into EVERYBODY's door without knocking. Anyone else got any more?

04-22-2008, 03:55 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Every time you speak to your younger sister, you begin the sentence with, "You've got some nerve, you old crocodile face!" Whenever you're fed up with someone, you yell, "Shut up, Junior/JJ!" You refuse to eat meat loaf because you think it's really dog food. You must keep your fridge stocked with goodies to motivate your super to get some work done!
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05-01-2008, 08:32 AM	#10
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05-02-2008, 01:01 AM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	When you converse with people you throw out statistics. When you find money you hear Florida Evan's little voice in your head. When you see a picture of Jesus you think abt Him being black. You watch the Vitameatagemin episode of I Love Lucy and expect her to talk abt VITABRITE. You suddenly become aware of bruises on people.
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04-21-2008, 05:30 PM	#2
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Your solution to everyone's problems is to offer them a big piece of Sweet Potato Pie! You know that if you quit a job before it is even offered, you can fall back on the car wash, the Rib Shack or Chicken Delight

04-22-2008, 04:30 PM	#4
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You must make sure you complain about the high food prices you just paid at your local supermarket, even if isn't named Borgen's.

04-23-2008, 01:40 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You always wear one-piece red feety PJs to bed.

04-29-2008, 12:06 PM	#6
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	1.You find money in the street and give it back 2.You give all you're girlfriends nicknames 3.You clap you're hands when you get excited during a conversation 4.You dont use that door in the kitchen 5.You wear the same clothes everyday

04-29-2008, 01:31 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Whenever you are introduced to a Belinda, the first thing that comes to mind is "Boom Boom"!

05-01-2008, 08:18 AM	#9
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	You find a reason to always rhyme a word with dynomite, so you can clap your hands and say "Kid, DYN-O-MITE!!"

05-01-2008, 10:06 AM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You refer to your son/kid brother as the Militant Midget.

05-02-2008, 12:57 AM	#12
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	1. You are a religious person engaged to an atheist 2.You're job promotes you and you think its to the same position you already have. 3.You hide booze in the toilet 4.

05-02-2008, 01:02 AM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	You describe a pregnant female as having "stomach mumps".