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Furienna · 04-14-2008, 04:14 PM

Why did he ever get married to either one of those bitches? I don't know about Judith, because they got married years before the show started. But as soon as I saw him with Kandi, I saw how wrong they were for each other. That girl Mia, who was Charlie's girlfriend, would have been so much better for him than that little bitchy bimbo. Alan is supposed to be the smart brother, but he must be very stupid when it comes to women, or does he only have really bad luck?

AB · 04-14-2008, 05:15 PM

I think it was his harmones that took over with that second marriage. lol!

Furienna · 04-16-2008, 06:29 PM

Oh, true! But what was he really thinking? When they didn't have sex, they had nothing in common.

sabbi · 04-27-2008, 12:11 PM

Alans first wife is a real bitch, the second one, well like you Furienna, i think she's a comlete bimbo, exactly as you said, what did they have outside sex, ZILCH actually, as annball1957 says, he was lead by his hormones. For someone as smart as Alan, you'd think he would have seen that coming, a mile off.

Furienna · 04-27-2008, 01:42 PM

I'm also so pissed off by how they can get all this money from Alan. The poor guy has to live with his brother, just because Judith has him pay her house, so he can't afford anything for himself. And now Kandy is the same, so he has even less money than before. If it wasn't for Charlie, poor Alan wouldn't even have any food to eat. Okay, I'm from Sweden, and women here are supposed to support themselves, so we might have different laws about this. But how is it possible to demand that much money from someone you divorced? Why can't those bitches get off their lazy butts and earn their own money instead of just living off Alan, just because they were married to him at one point? How can it even be legal for women in California to do things like this? It wasn't even like Alan did anything bad to either of them. He didn't cheat on them or abuse them, as far as I can tell. So it's not like he deserves to be at the rough end of both divorces. I'm sure he didn't even want either one of those divorces in the first place. And he's the one, who has to suffer.

DireWolf_81 · 05-06-2008, 12:58 PM

yes that is the point.you are suppose to hate her.I cant stand her and if alan had a brain which he is suppose to have he would have found a better lawer.Like she gives alan all the bills for jake even though he pays child support and spends a lot of money on him when he is there over the weekend.she uses the money to go on vacation instead of buying Jake what he needs

Furienna · 05-06-2008, 04:57 PM

Oh yes. I can't believe she did that. And once, she forced Alan to pay her car insurance and something like that. I mean, gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! If you can't stay married to a man, you shouldn't live off him either. I'm just so glad that she found another to man to live off, so Alan is off her hook.

East Coast · 04-03-2009, 10:26 PM

We're supposed to hate them and freak out at the injustice. They did a good job gettin' us to do just that didn't they? Furienna, I totally understand what you're saying, but it's a sitcom. They're gonna stretch a few things and take artistic license to make the plot work. In reality, unless you're a complete moron, divorce settlements like that wouldn't happen. They can get brutal, but not to this extreme. Just be sure to yell at the screen when those evil bitches are on. Heh,heh.

Furienna · 04-03-2009, 10:43 PM

I really do hope, that such unfair divorce settlements don't happen in real life. I can hardly watch this show anymore, because I feel so terribly bad for Alan. I know it's only a sitcom, but it still irks me. But for some reason, my mother keeps watching it, so I end up watching it with her some times.

East Coast · 04-05-2009, 08:36 PM

I hear ya. Judith's character is dispicable and she acts it so well that we all hate her. Oh well, glad she's not mine!

TryN2BGood · 05-01-2009, 05:12 PM

This show keeps going South!

jehobden · 05-01-2009, 06:47 PM

Also there was an episode from the first or second season which detailed the divorce, as well as the lawyers that they used. After Charlie had sex with and then later dumped Alan's lawyer, played by Heather Locklear, she represented Alan really badly in the divorce to get back at Charlie, so Alan was screwed over even more.

Chocolate Moose · 05-01-2009, 07:14 PM

I adored the Kandi character, she was SO funny !!!!

Furienna · 05-01-2009, 07:42 PM

I'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about that skank.

East Coast · 05-03-2009, 11:38 PM

Skank? Oh yeah...definately.

You've gotta give her credit for some laughs though. The delivery of her lines, the timing and voice, it was always perfect. For example, the episode when she was staying at Judith's and her Dad came over. Judith was angry with Kandi and was saying that friends didn't do this and that and Kandi's response was "Yah-Huh!" and it was priceless

Or minutes after her and Alan were married and Charlie said that she now owned half of everything Alan owned. Kandi's response, "Oh reeeeely."

hilarious! I love the show but hafta admit that Kandi actually made at least a coupla episodes.

04-14-2008, 04:14 PM	#1
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	God I hate Alan's ex-wives Why did he ever get married to either one of those bitches? I don't know about Judith, because they got married years before the show started. But as soon as I saw him with Kandi, I saw how wrong they were for each other. That girl Mia, who was Charlie's girlfriend, would have been so much better for him than that little bitchy bimbo. Alan is supposed to be the smart brother, but he must be very stupid when it comes to women, or does he only have really bad luck?

05-01-2009, 07:14 PM	#13
Chocolate Moose Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2007 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 4,898	I adored the Kandi character, she was SO funny !!!!
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04-14-2008, 05:15 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	I think it was his harmones that took over with that second marriage. lol!

04-16-2008, 06:29 PM	#3
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Oh, true! But what was he really thinking? When they didn't have sex, they had nothing in common.

04-27-2008, 12:11 PM	#4
sabbi Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 27, 2008 Location: Caithness Scotland Posts: 565	Alans first wife is a real bitch, the second one, well like you Furienna, i think she's a comlete bimbo, exactly as you said, what did they have outside sex, ZILCH actually, as annball1957 says, he was lead by his hormones. For someone as smart as Alan, you'd think he would have seen that coming, a mile off.

04-27-2008, 01:42 PM	#5
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	I'm also so pissed off by how they can get all this money from Alan. The poor guy has to live with his brother, just because Judith has him pay her house, so he can't afford anything for himself. And now Kandy is the same, so he has even less money than before. If it wasn't for Charlie, poor Alan wouldn't even have any food to eat. Okay, I'm from Sweden, and women here are supposed to support themselves, so we might have different laws about this. But how is it possible to demand that much money from someone you divorced? Why can't those bitches get off their lazy butts and earn their own money instead of just living off Alan, just because they were married to him at one point? How can it even be legal for women in California to do things like this? It wasn't even like Alan did anything bad to either of them. He didn't cheat on them or abuse them, as far as I can tell. So it's not like he deserves to be at the rough end of both divorces. I'm sure he didn't even want either one of those divorces in the first place. And he's the one, who has to suffer.

05-06-2008, 12:58 PM	#6
DireWolf_81 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: May 06, 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3	yes that is the point.you are suppose to hate her.I cant stand her and if alan had a brain which he is suppose to have he would have found a better lawer.Like she gives alan all the bills for jake even though he pays child support and spends a lot of money on him when he is there over the weekend.she uses the money to go on vacation instead of buying Jake what he needs

05-06-2008, 04:57 PM	#7
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Oh yes. I can't believe she did that. And once, she forced Alan to pay her car insurance and something like that. I mean, gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! If you can't stay married to a man, you shouldn't live off him either. I'm just so glad that she found another to man to live off, so Alan is off her hook.

04-03-2009, 10:26 PM	#8
East Coast Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2009 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 21	We're supposed to hate them and freak out at the injustice. They did a good job gettin' us to do just that didn't they? Furienna, I totally understand what you're saying, but it's a sitcom. They're gonna stretch a few things and take artistic license to make the plot work. In reality, unless you're a complete moron, divorce settlements like that wouldn't happen. They can get brutal, but not to this extreme. Just be sure to yell at the screen when those evil bitches are on. Heh,heh.

04-03-2009, 10:43 PM	#9
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	I really do hope, that such unfair divorce settlements don't happen in real life. I can hardly watch this show anymore, because I feel so terribly bad for Alan. I know it's only a sitcom, but it still irks me. But for some reason, my mother keeps watching it, so I end up watching it with her some times.

04-05-2009, 08:36 PM	#10
East Coast Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2009 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 21	I hear ya. Judith's character is dispicable and she acts it so well that we all hate her. Oh well, glad she's not mine!

05-01-2009, 05:12 PM	#11
TryN2BGood Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 10, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 260	This show keeps going South!

05-01-2009, 06:47 PM	#12
jehobden Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: DFW Area, TX Posts: 2,004	Also there was an episode from the first or second season which detailed the divorce, as well as the lawyers that they used. After Charlie had sex with and then later dumped Alan's lawyer, played by Heather Locklear, she represented Alan really badly in the divorce to get back at Charlie, so Alan was screwed over even more.

05-01-2009, 07:42 PM	#14
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	I'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about that skank.

05-03-2009, 11:38 PM	#15
East Coast Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2009 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 21	Skank? Oh yeah...definately. You've gotta give her credit for some laughs though. The delivery of her lines, the timing and voice, it was always perfect. For example, the episode when she was staying at Judith's and her Dad came over. Judith was angry with Kandi and was saying that friends didn't do this and that and Kandi's response was "Yah-Huh!" and it was priceless Or minutes after her and Alan were married and Charlie said that she now owned half of everything Alan owned. Kandi's response, "Oh reeeeely." hilarious! I love the show but hafta admit that Kandi actually made at least a coupla episodes.