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wiseguy182 · 04-11-2008, 03:11 AM

Who would your dream panel be? I'm going to go with some of our favorite UM quote-makers, Perman Gilbert, Bonnie Wilder, Lisa Penz, Liz Carmichael, Danny Wheeler, Bob Bean and of course Stack as the center square. Who else?

unsolved88 · 04-11-2008, 08:59 PM

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares!

rerungirl · 04-11-2008, 10:29 PM

Hello and welcome to the Unsolved Mysteries edition of Hollywood Squares.
Let's meet our celebrities....

Now you see her, now you don't...it's Resurrection Mary
He'll steal your heart and your money...Con Juan Louis Carlucci
Burn, baby, burn...it's Omar the Arsonist
She just came back to get her cats...Linda Sohas
Passing out power shakes to everyone in the audience...it's Mrs. Gilbert (he's got Jonathan!) Ortiz
Direct from her 500th appearance on the Montel Williams Show..Sylvia Browne
Is there a doctor in the house? You bet! It's Dr. Michael Swango
Life just keeps getting better and better for Mr. Jule Caylor
And finally, in the center square...the Haunted Bunk Bed!

For the first time tonight we're adding a new feature...where one lucky viewer at home will get to play the game with us by phone. Hello, caller, are you there?

"Judy Himes is alive and living in Omaha."

Todd Mueller · 04-12-2008, 01:08 AM

This thread is going to kill me... You guys are too funny!

You could do a whole thread on just the dialogue from this:

Host: And with the correct answer from Omar's friend the arsonist, you win Player 2!
Omar's friend: Look at it, Omar! Look at it! I said I'd do it! I SAID I'D DO IT!!!"

Here we go!

ididn'tdoit · 04-12-2008, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unsolved88

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares!

LOL!

Don't forget:
* Bonnie "We can build it together!" Wilder

Kane · 04-13-2008, 01:21 PM

You know, it's funny that Hollywood Squares is mentioned here. Or maybe appropriate, since I think of Unsolved Mysteries as the HS of true crime shows.

Both Unsolved Mysteries and Hollywood Squares have been revived after being canceled. Hollywood Squares had three revivals, the most successful of which lasted six years (1998-2004).

Also, both shows aired on NBC. But while HS was revived for first-run syndication, UM was revived for first-run cable. During its initial run, however, HS was in production for both syndication and NBC at the same time.

Corky Kneivel · 04-14-2008, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rerungirl

Now you see her, now you don't...it's Resurrection Mary
He'll steal your heart and your money...Con Juan Louis Carlucci
Burn, baby, burn...it's Omar the Arsonist
She just came back to get her cats...Linda Sohas
Passing out power shakes to everyone in the audience...it's Mrs. Gilbert (he's got Jonathan!) Ortiz
Direct from her 500th appearance on the Montel Williams Show..Sylvia Browne
Is there a doctor in the house? You bet! It's Dr. Michael Swango
Life just keeps getting better and better for Mr. Jule Caylor
And finally, in the center square...the Haunted Bunk Bed!

Comedy gold, Jerry!

LooksLikeCRicci · 04-23-2008, 05:58 PM

I've got Pepsi all over my shirt, but it was totally worth it for the laugh I got from this thread, you guys!

Priceless.

sdb4884 · 09-13-2011, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unsolved88

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it:

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams
* Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White
* Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison
* Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis
* Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot
* Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt
* Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht
* The not-so-violent Mark Nichol
* or Robert Stack

all on The Hollywood Squares!

I cracked up laughing after remembering that guy

What about Judy " What would we have gained by it" Grozenger or Paul "I like to live in a clean house" Pollis or Mary "My Son was murdered" Kemp?

TheCars1986 · 09-13-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unsolved88

* Lathan "Young Lay" Williams

Unfortunately, the contestant that picked "Young Lay" wouldn't get very far, since when asked a question he'd keep repeating "Know what I'm sayin'" over and over again and totally confuse everything.

DazzlerSparkler · 09-15-2011, 09:18 PM

Everybody's favorite Black Widow...it's Sharon Kinne! (careful fellas! This one is deadly! if you know what I mean! ho ho ho ho ho!)

She's still alive you know...it's Judith Himes!

It's Jonathan! Somebody's taken Jonathan!...no wait, it's Elizabeth Ortiz!

She'll poison your IV's and steal your convict boyfriend...it's Lisette Nikita!

Don't take her with you when you go Christmas Shopping...it's Liza Montgomery!

Like, you know that, like, you know she knows everything you know...it's the cousin from the Dakota Deaths case!

Jim! It's Jim! Jim!...it's Jim Baumgarden!

It seems she's really let herself go after appearing on television..it's Keely Shaye Smith!

And as an added bonus, we've included the most random person we could find...it's the Charlie perfume girl! Shelley Hack!

UMFaninMD · 09-16-2011, 07:40 PM

The man with the awesome salad skills who thinks like is much better after his wife disappeared...Jule Caylor!

Husband of the year who may have killed his wife in one of his drunken stupors...Chad Noe!

The young rainmaker himself...Don Decker! Make sure you grab a crucifix as that corner square may get a little wet!

The woman who could make a killing with Reynolds Wrap...Miss Katie!

Oh noooo! It's Greg Webb!

It can't talk but it sure cause lots of conversation...the bunk bed from the Tallman's house!

G...Z...geez I can't believe we're on this show...Frank and Marie Thornton, the license plate loving, murderer chasing couple!

Finally, he knows but he's not telling, the man himself, Robert Stack, our center square!

04-11-2008, 03:11 AM	#1
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Unsolved Mysteries meets Hollywood Squares Who would your dream panel be? I'm going to go with some of our favorite UM quote-makers, Perman Gilbert, Bonnie Wilder, Lisa Penz, Liz Carmichael, Danny Wheeler, Bob Bean and of course Stack as the center square. Who else?

04-11-2008, 10:29 PM	#3
rerungirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 295	Tonight on UM TV Hello and welcome to the Unsolved Mysteries edition of Hollywood Squares. Let's meet our celebrities.... Now you see her, now you don't...it's Resurrection Mary He'll steal your heart and your money...Con Juan Louis Carlucci Burn, baby, burn...it's Omar the Arsonist She just came back to get her cats...Linda Sohas Passing out power shakes to everyone in the audience...it's Mrs. Gilbert (he's got Jonathan!) Ortiz Direct from her 500th appearance on the Montel Williams Show..Sylvia Browne Is there a doctor in the house? You bet! It's Dr. Michael Swango Life just keeps getting better and better for Mr. Jule Caylor And finally, in the center square...the Haunted Bunk Bed! For the first time tonight we're adding a new feature...where one lucky viewer at home will get to play the game with us by phone. Hello, caller, are you there? "Judy Himes is alive and living in Omaha."

04-12-2008, 01:08 AM	#4
Todd Mueller Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Posts: 1,626	This thread is going to kill me... You guys are too funny! You could do a whole thread on just the dialogue from this: Host: And with the correct answer from Omar's friend the arsonist, you win Player 2! Omar's friend: Look at it, Omar! Look at it! I said I'd do it! I SAID I'D DO IT!!!" Here we go!
	Last edited by Todd Mueller; 09-17-2011 at 01:12 PM.

04-13-2008, 01:21 PM	#6
Kane Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 07, 2001 Location: MA, United States Posts: 3,367	You know, it's funny that Hollywood Squares is mentioned here. Or maybe appropriate, since I think of Unsolved Mysteries as the HS of true crime shows. Both Unsolved Mysteries and Hollywood Squares have been revived after being canceled. Hollywood Squares had three revivals, the most successful of which lasted six years (1998-2004). Also, both shows aired on NBC. But while HS was revived for first-run syndication, UM was revived for first-run cable. During its initial run, however, HS was in production for both syndication and NBC at the same time.
	Last edited by Kane; 04-13-2008 at 06:31 PM.

09-15-2011, 09:18 PM	#11
DazzlerSparkler Sharon Kinne Imposter Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 725	Everybody's favorite Black Widow...it's Sharon Kinne! (careful fellas! This one is deadly! if you know what I mean! ho ho ho ho ho!) She's still alive you know...it's Judith Himes! It's Jonathan! Somebody's taken Jonathan!...no wait, it's Elizabeth Ortiz! She'll poison your IV's and steal your convict boyfriend...it's Lisette Nikita! Don't take her with you when you go Christmas Shopping...it's Liza Montgomery! Like, you know that, like, you know she knows everything you know...it's the cousin from the Dakota Deaths case! Jim! It's Jim! Jim!...it's Jim Baumgarden! It seems she's really let herself go after appearing on television..it's Keely Shaye Smith! And as an added bonus, we've included the most random person we could find...it's the Charlie perfume girl! Shelley Hack!
	__________________ And she was just gripin' and bitchin'. Just gripin' and bitchin. Offer your shoes and receive free margaritas!

04-11-2008, 08:59 PM	#2
unsolved88 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 16, 2006 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 514	"Ladies and gentlemen, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square. Which star is it: * Lathan "Young Lay" Williams * Pigeon Drop extraordinaire Josephine White * Jim "Susan, you're being bad again" Harrison * Husband and father of the year Paul Pollis * Self-proclaimed witch Laurie Cabot * Gripin' 'n Bitchin' Ida Prewitt * Beverly Hills socialite Martine Hecht * The not-so-violent Mark Nichol * or Robert Stack all on The Hollywood Squares!

04-23-2008, 05:58 PM	#8
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,055	I've got Pepsi all over my shirt, but it was totally worth it for the laugh I got from this thread, you guys! Priceless.

09-16-2011, 07:40 PM	#12
UMFaninMD I love a mystery Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,287	The man with the awesome salad skills who thinks like is much better after his wife disappeared...Jule Caylor! Husband of the year who may have killed his wife in one of his drunken stupors...Chad Noe! The young rainmaker himself...Don Decker! Make sure you grab a crucifix as that corner square may get a little wet! The woman who could make a killing with Reynolds Wrap...Miss Katie! Oh noooo! It's Greg Webb! It can't talk but it sure cause lots of conversation...the bunk bed from the Tallman's house! G...Z...geez I can't believe we're on this show...Frank and Marie Thornton, the license plate loving, murderer chasing couple! Finally, he knows but he's not telling, the man himself, Robert Stack, our center square!