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Zoneboy · 04-10-2008, 07:10 PM

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Rolling Stone Keith Richards has been inundated with requests to donate his body to medical science when he dies, because doctors want to examine his immune system.

The 64-year-old rocker, who spent much of the '70s addicted to heroin and continues to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, credits his survival to a high tolerance of toxic pollutants.

Richards claims to have conquered Hepatitis C by simply letting his body deal with it.

Richards tells Men.Style.com, "Doctors all over the world want my body when it finally goes.

"Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system. I had Hepatitis C and cured it myself. Just by being me ...

"They (doctors) want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better.

"I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me."

catlover79 · 04-10-2008, 08:02 PM

I think the world of medical science would have a field day with this!!

Ireneparalegal · 04-10-2008, 08:22 PM

They want to make a life-size poster of his whole body and show what can happen if you do drugs.

You lie Keith Richards, they do not want your body. See what drugs do?

*ClassicPinUp* · 04-10-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

They want to make a life-size poster of his whole body and show what can happen if you do drugs.

so true! I can't believe he's 64! He looks more like 95!

Ireneparalegal · 04-10-2008, 09:23 PM

He's 64!!??? No effing way! Damn! He looks like he has died and come back alive.

BarneyFife · 04-10-2008, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

He's 64!!??? No effing way! Damn! He looks like he has died and come back alive.

That made me LOL'd.

catlover79 · 04-10-2008, 11:36 PM

I don't know who is scarier looking - Keith or Mick!

88survivor · 04-11-2008, 08:10 AM

Keith, no doubt. That guy has been decomposing for several hundred years ago in the far away valley of Drug-e-lot.

04-10-2008, 07:10 PM	#1
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04-10-2008, 08:02 PM	#2
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04-10-2008, 08:22 PM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	They want to make a life-size poster of his whole body and show what can happen if you do drugs. You lie Keith Richards, they do not want your body. See what drugs do?
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04-10-2008, 09:23 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	He's 64!!??? No effing way! Damn! He looks like he has died and come back alive.

04-10-2008, 11:36 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I don't know who is scarier looking - Keith or Mick!

04-11-2008, 08:10 AM	#8
88survivor Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Location: NY Posts: 1,849	Keith, no doubt. That guy has been decomposing for several hundred years ago in the far away valley of Drug-e-lot.