Uwe Boll Says He'll Quit Directing If A Million People Sign Online Petition - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 04-08-2008, 04:00 PM

Uwe Boll, director of such box-office losers as In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Alone In The Dark, says that he'll stop making movies if an online petition asking him to reaches a million signatures.

The German director recently spoke with FEARnet, saying that the mere 18,000 names currently on the list are "not enough to convince me."

When asked how many names it would take for him to consider giving up his art, Boll said that a million would be the "new goal."

Since the BloodRayne director's chat with the horror site the number of names on the petition has spiked-- but only to 50,000-- still 95% short of Boll's goal.

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

catlover79 · 04-08-2008, 04:02 PM

I've never heard of him or his movies until now - is that a good or bad thing??

TJL · 04-08-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I've never heard of him or his movies until now - is that a good or bad thing??

Consider yourself lucky. Uwe Boll's filmography is one gigantic stinkbomb.

Despite all the critical drubbing he gets, he still keeps busy. I guess someone out there likes him enough to keep giving him money to make more horrible movies.

catlover79 · 04-08-2008, 06:03 PM

^ I guess the name Alan Smithee was already taken, huh??

Ireneparalegal · 04-08-2008, 06:26 PM

They should make an online petition for actors and actresses too.

Dean Winchester · 04-08-2008, 08:21 PM

wasn't this guy a basketball player in the 90's who looked like Grace Jones?

floyd2006 · 04-09-2008, 01:49 PM

Please everyone sign it!

04-08-2008, 04:00 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Uwe Boll Says He'll Quit Directing If A Million People Sign Online Petition Uwe Boll, director of such box-office losers as In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Alone In The Dark, says that he'll stop making movies if an online petition asking him to reaches a million signatures. The German director recently spoke with FEARnet, saying that the mere 18,000 names currently on the list are "not enough to convince me." When asked how many names it would take for him to consider giving up his art, Boll said that a million would be the "new goal." Since the BloodRayne director's chat with the horror site the number of names on the petition has spiked-- but only to 50,000-- still 95% short of Boll's goal. http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	^ I guess the name Alan Smithee was already taken, huh??

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Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	wasn't this guy a basketball player in the 90's who looked like Grace Jones?