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Janice Johnson · 04-07-2008, 04:50 PM

I've decided to make a thread making snappy comebacks to the singers of songs.....

The Girl Is Mine- Paul Mccartney and Micheal Jackson.

My comeback: It seems to me that the girl is playing both of you. And seriously, for a man in his 20's and a man in his 40's, you both need to grow up.

And, you two sound really immature, saying, "She's mine, no she's mine., she's mine, no,she's mine."

Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston.

My comeback: Maybe the reason the girl doesn't want to be with you is because you're suicidal(or at least because you say you are).

PlayOn · 04-07-2008, 05:13 PM

The Dolly Parton song 'Cologne' (spelling) the songs is about: Dolly being the other woman and the "man" doesn't want her to wear colonge when he's with her because his wife could smell it on. why can't the girl wear cologne and they take a shower after they're done being together. better yet, break off the relationship like Jennifer Knettles did in 'Stay'? (both great song, btw)
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'before he cheats' (carrie underwood): great song, but can't a guy hang out with a girl without wondering if something's going to happen? in the video, he kisses the girl, but still: not all men are dogs! i would never cheat on my girlfriend.

Janice Johnson · 04-14-2008, 02:12 PM

I Don't Wanna Go To School-Naked Brothers Band

Snappy Comeback. Nat Wolff, stop singing that you don't want to go to school, because you have very impressionable kids who look up to you and will tell their parents, "I don't want to go to school, because Nat doesn't!

And, you Nat NEED to go to school. Or else, you will be singing a new song. "I didn't go to school, now I'm 40 and still living with my mom and dad, never moved out, they are sick of me, I have a crummy job that pays minimum wage, all because I didn't go to school!"

Bad-Michael Jackson.

I have double snappy comebacks. Michael, it is laughable that YOU are singing about being bad. Michael, you are NOT "bad."

Second comeback, naming a song, "Bad," is just asking for that song to be criticized!

04-07-2008, 04:50 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Snappy Comebacks To Songs? I've decided to make a thread making snappy comebacks to the singers of songs..... The Girl Is Mine- Paul Mccartney and Micheal Jackson. My comeback: It seems to me that the girl is playing both of you. And seriously, for a man in his 20's and a man in his 40's, you both need to grow up. And, you two sound really immature, saying, "She's mine, no she's mine., she's mine, no,she's mine." Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston. My comeback: Maybe the reason the girl doesn't want to be with you is because you're suicidal(or at least because you say you are).

04-07-2008, 05:13 PM	#2
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	The Dolly Parton song 'Cologne' (spelling) the songs is about: Dolly being the other woman and the "man" doesn't want her to wear colonge when he's with her because his wife could smell it on. why can't the girl wear cologne and they take a shower after they're done being together. better yet, break off the relationship like Jennifer Knettles did in 'Stay'? (both great song, btw) *** 'before he cheats' (carrie underwood): great song, but can't a guy hang out with a girl without wondering if something's going to happen? in the video, he kisses the girl, but still: not all men are dogs! i would never cheat on my girlfriend.
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04-14-2008, 02:12 PM	#3
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	I Don't Wanna Go To School-Naked Brothers Band Snappy Comeback. Nat Wolff, stop singing that you don't want to go to school, because you have very impressionable kids who look up to you and will tell their parents, "I don't want to go to school, because Nat doesn't! And, you Nat NEED to go to school. Or else, you will be singing a new song. "I didn't go to school, now I'm 40 and still living with my mom and dad, never moved out, they are sick of me, I have a crummy job that pays minimum wage, all because I didn't go to school!" Bad-Michael Jackson. I have double snappy comebacks. Michael, it is laughable that YOU are singing about being bad. Michael, you are NOT "bad." Second comeback, naming a song, "Bad," is just asking for that song to be criticized!