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catlover79 · 04-07-2008, 01:41 PM

Frank Burns will never be voted Most Popular.

Martinis will never go out of style.

Klinger looks REALLY ugly in a dress.

TJL · 04-07-2008, 02:53 PM

Wounded soldiers never arrive when you are drinking or drunk, so keep slamming back those martinis!

dlemond · 04-07-2008, 10:39 PM

When at war, 3 years seem like 11.

Kristen · 04-07-2008, 10:53 PM

Watch out for goats that eat payroll!

You can't get out of the army by dressing like a woman (Klinger learned that the hard way!).

Even if you're on your way home, you're not totally out of danger (Poor Henry!).

LuLu Rogers · 04-08-2008, 03:22 PM

You can completely make up a person and his entire life without anyone in the army ever noticing.

catlover79 · 04-08-2008, 03:48 PM

Radar will never outgrow his teddy bear.

TJL · 04-08-2008, 05:19 PM

When looking for a leader to make quick decisions, don't look to Henry Blake.

Kristen · 04-08-2008, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuLu Rogers

You can completely make up a person and his entire life without anyone in the army ever noticing.

LOL, good one! I love Capt. Tuttle.

Here's some more things we've learned:

Never ask Hawkeye to carry a gun. He won't do it.

Company clearks often have a form of ESP. And they frequently drink Grape Nehi.

Klinger will NEVER run out of costumes or plans to get out of the Army.

OH Nuts! · 04-09-2008, 12:57 AM

Radar can be bribed with Nehi and teddy pals.

Lipless Wonders make the best snitches.
They also make the most unfaithful husbands.

Maj. Hot Lips needs surgery real bad to remove the bug up her a**

Klinger can always be depended on to accessorize tastefully.
But, FOR GOD'S SAKE man, get some Nair!!!!

Sidney Friedman can shrink a head better than anyone.

Even though "Mr. Lamb" was a man of few words, others spoke eloquently on his behalf, so much so he was "crated" home (to perhaps a warm welcome from Shari Lewis????)

treky · 04-09-2008, 02:10 AM

a 3 year war can last 11 years

catlover79 · 04-21-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by treky

a 3 year war can last 11 years

Yooch · 04-21-2008, 11:10 PM

Radar was once commissioned a Second Lieutenant: That all things are possible.

Col. Potter remarking to Klinger: "A pile for everything, and everything in its pile" (as if to say, it's ok to be organized, but you don't have to be obsessed about it).

When all is said and done, your loved ones mean the most: (Col. Potter and Mildred, Hawkeye and his dad, Radar and his family on the Iowa farm, Col. Blake and his wife; Beej. and his wife and kids.

It's good to get together with friends: (as they did at the 'Swamp'

That Army bureacracy can be circumvented. If you want pizza, cross out 'machine gun' on DA form 2856, and write in 'pizza'.

[There are other things; if I think of them, I'll add them]

rperegrine75 · 04-22-2008, 12:07 AM

Never ride Sophie without Col. Potter's Permission just ask Captain Roy Dupree (George Lindsey).

catlover79 · 12-28-2008, 08:23 PM

One of your biggest enemies can become one of your biggest allies (Hawkeye and Margaret).

LuLu Rogers · 12-28-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

One of your biggest enemies can become one of your biggest allies (Hawkeye and Margaret).

Too bad I hate Margaret

04-07-2008, 01:41 PM	#1
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04-07-2008, 02:53 PM	#2
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04-08-2008, 03:22 PM	#5
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04-09-2008, 02:10 AM	#10
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04-07-2008, 10:39 PM	#3
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	When at war, 3 years seem like 11.

04-08-2008, 03:48 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Radar will never outgrow his teddy bear.

04-08-2008, 05:19 PM	#7
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,591	When looking for a leader to make quick decisions, don't look to Henry Blake.

04-09-2008, 12:57 AM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Radar can be bribed with Nehi and teddy pals. Lipless Wonders make the best snitches. They also make the most unfaithful husbands. Maj. Hot Lips needs surgery real bad to remove the bug up her a** Klinger can always be depended on to accessorize tastefully. But, FOR GOD'S SAKE man, get some Nair!!!! Sidney Friedman can shrink a head better than anyone. Even though "Mr. Lamb" was a man of few words, others spoke eloquently on his behalf, so much so he was "crated" home (to perhaps a warm welcome from Shari Lewis????)

04-21-2008, 11:10 PM	#12
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	Radar was once commissioned a Second Lieutenant: That all things are possible. Col. Potter remarking to Klinger: "A pile for everything, and everything in its pile" (as if to say, it's ok to be organized, but you don't have to be obsessed about it). When all is said and done, your loved ones mean the most: (Col. Potter and Mildred, Hawkeye and his dad, Radar and his family on the Iowa farm, Col. Blake and his wife; Beej. and his wife and kids. It's good to get together with friends: (as they did at the 'Swamp' That Army bureacracy can be circumvented. If you want pizza, cross out 'machine gun' on DA form 2856, and write in 'pizza'. [There are other things; if I think of them, I'll add them]
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04-22-2008, 12:07 AM	#13
rperegrine75 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 10, 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 57	Never ride Sophie without Col. Potter's Permission just ask Captain Roy Dupree (George Lindsey).

12-28-2008, 08:23 PM	#14
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