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Frank Gannucci · 04-06-2008, 07:25 AM

"Man in the Blue Suit":

Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."

Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"

Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!"

"New Manager":

Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"

Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Ralph: "You are an idiot."

Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph: ‘A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"A Dog's Life":

Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"

Ralph: "Marshall?"

Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."

Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "How can I waddle like a duck?"

Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."

"King of The Castle":

(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)

Ralph: "I showed her whose boss."

Ed: "What happened when you came home?"

Ralph: "Never mind about that."

"King of The Castle":

Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"

Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."

04-06-2008, 07:25 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,094	Sunday’s Quotes: "Man in the Blue Suit": Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'." Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?" Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!" "New Manager": Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?" Ed: "He's married, ain't he?" "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Ralph: "You are an idiot." Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph: ‘A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'" Ralph: "Good gosh!" "A Dog's Life": Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?" Ralph: "Marshall?" Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall." "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected." Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "How can I waddle like a duck?" Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do." "King of The Castle": (Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.) Ralph: "I showed her whose boss." Ed: "What happened when you came home?" Ralph: "Never mind about that." "King of The Castle": Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'" Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."