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needles1987 · 04-04-2008, 04:00 PM

*About perfect Match test* "I took one of those. It said my perfect match was Whoopi Goldberg."

miniZackMorris · 04-04-2008, 09:44 PM

lol thta was funny

bttf4444 · 04-06-2008, 10:27 PM

"What's an ay-woh-bics in-stwuhc-tuh?"

miniZackMorris · 04-08-2008, 05:11 PM

an erobics instructor

Black Hatchie · 08-05-2009, 03:23 AM

Kelly says to Zack: "I'm wearing your favorite dress"
Screech: "I think the dress looks better on her Zack."

Wreckless · 08-05-2009, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Hatchie

Kelly says to Zack: "I'm wearing your favorite dress"
Screech: "I think the dress looks better on her Zack."

barb1686 · 10-06-2009, 12:09 PM

Oh come on now...we all know the best line is "Who you calling a cantelope you melon head!" :P

catlover79 · 10-06-2009, 01:43 PM

When he wore that dress and wig and claimed to be Barbara Bush.

hughpuppies · 12-20-2009, 03:18 AM

When Zack said to Screech I have something for you to do, Screech says oh no every time I do something for you I end up in my underwear.

When Lisa would not go out on a date with him and she said when worms have ears, I will go out with you. Screech says mark my word worms will have ears. Then he hands Lisa a box the next day with paper ears taped to worms.

I can't go out I have to go to bed after Alf is over my mom said so.

Zack what is your answers to the question so you can win the trip to Hawaii, doesn't matter now doofus your in detention, so what I can go tell them, how can you go tell them when your not allowed out of detention, oh, oh, oh oh never thought of that.

04-04-2008, 04:00 PM	#1
needles1987 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 27, 2008 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 192	Funniest line said by Screech About perfect Match test "I took one of those. It said my perfect match was Whoopi Goldberg."

10-06-2009, 12:09 PM	#7
barb1686 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 02, 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,120	Oh come on now...we all know the best line is "Who you calling a cantelope you melon head!" :P
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10-06-2009, 01:43 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	When he wore that dress and wig and claimed to be Barbara Bush.
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12-20-2009, 03:18 AM	#9
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	When Zack said to Screech I have something for you to do, Screech says oh no every time I do something for you I end up in my underwear. When Lisa would not go out on a date with him and she said when worms have ears, I will go out with you. Screech says mark my word worms will have ears. Then he hands Lisa a box the next day with paper ears taped to worms. I can't go out I have to go to bed after Alf is over my mom said so. Zack what is your answers to the question so you can win the trip to Hawaii, doesn't matter now doofus your in detention, so what I can go tell them, how can you go tell them when your not allowed out of detention, oh, oh, oh oh never thought of that.
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04-04-2008, 09:44 PM	#2
miniZackMorris saved by the bell Rocks Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2007 Posts: 322	lol thta was funny

04-06-2008, 10:27 PM	#3
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	"What's an ay-woh-bics in-stwuhc-tuh?"

04-08-2008, 05:11 PM	#4
miniZackMorris saved by the bell Rocks Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2007 Posts: 322	an erobics instructor

08-05-2009, 03:23 AM	#5
Black Hatchie Member First Time Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2009 Posts: 1	Kelly says to Zack: "I'm wearing your favorite dress" Screech: "I think the dress looks better on her Zack."