Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Dog's Life":

Alice: "I am beginning to think that these Raccoon emergency meetings are nothing more than a poker game."

Ed: "Alice, I am surprised to even hear you say that. An emergency meeting is an emergency meeting. Never a poker game. An executive meeting IS a poker game."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "What is the first thing a person has to do if they want to sell something?"

Ed: "Well, they look up "Ralph Kramden' in the phone book and then they try to sell it to you."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Man: "When did you practice medicine Dr. Norton?"

Ed: "I don't have to practice it. I KNOW it."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."

Alice: "You must be looking at a chart for a hippo."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "While I am gone, try not to sell the furniture."

Alice: "I tried, but they wouldn't accept it."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ed: "Here's a good them for the dance. How about the Vikings Discovering America?"

Ralph: "You want to do that theme in the Sons of Italy Hall?"

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."

Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."

Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ralph: "Pardon me sir. On the Jackie Gleason Show, who's funnier, Jackie Gleason or Art Carney?"

Man: "I can't say. I watch Flipper."

"King of The Castle":

(Trixie kicked Ed out.)

Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."

Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."