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ThomasE · 04-01-2008, 12:14 AM

These are my three faves:

"Don't steal...the government hates competition".

"My kid can beat up your honor student".

"Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite".

Ireneparalegal · 04-01-2008, 12:16 AM

I remember these:

"My kid knocked up your honor student."

"My kid can kick your honor kid's a$$"

"Touch my Saturn...I will kick Uranus"

catlover79 · 04-01-2008, 12:18 AM

I have a T-shirt that reads "I see dumb people" that people seem to get a kick out of. I also like all the "I'm with stupid" shirts.

ThomasE · 04-01-2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I remember these:

"My kid knocked up your honor student."

"My kid can kick your honor kid's a$$"

"Touch my Saturn...I will kick Uranus"

Dang Irene! You responded quick to this new topic! I did not get a chance to breathe yet. I love this sayings that you posted!

Ireneparalegal · 04-01-2008, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ThomasE

Dang Irene! You responded quick to this new topic! I did not get a chance to breathe yet. I love this sayings that you posted!

That's because those three bumper stickers made me

when I first seen them. And I will tell people abt them. After all this time, they got stuck in my head.

ThomasE · 04-01-2008, 12:31 AM

LOL. I wanted to post this topic because I know that people get a kick out of these off the wall sayings that we see everyday. Here are some more faves of mine:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry".

"WWJD....for a Klondike Bar?" LOL.

Now for any chrisitian believers on the board, I am one too. So the last expression was not to be mean or to cause any offense, It just struck me as funny.

Ireneparalegal · 04-01-2008, 12:33 AM

I know this thread will be getting some funny posts.

ponytail · 04-01-2008, 06:42 AM

Support Your Right To Arm Bears.

Come Smell Chandler's ( my hometown ) Dairy Air.

In A World Without Men There Would Be No Wars, No Drugs And A Lot Of Fat Happy Women.

Old Cowgirls Never Die They Just Become Saddlebags.

*ClassicPinUp* · 04-01-2008, 06:42 AM

I've seen hundreds that I liked; mostly on the back of men's cars

I respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...DRINK!

Exes; Can't live with them. Can't shoot them.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Wife and dog missing; Reward for dog.

My wife keeps saying I never listen to her...or something like that.

If you think I'm a wimp. My wife will kick your ass.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!

sunshinefizzy · 04-01-2008, 10:44 AM

I love this one liner so much I used it for my quote when I was graduating:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

*ClassicPinUp* · 04-01-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshinefizzy

I love this one liner so much I used it for my quote when I was graduating:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm writing that one down.

Mr. Kotter · 04-01-2008, 11:56 AM

"My other Horshack is an Epstein!"

ThomasE · 04-01-2008, 01:33 PM

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"I brake for pedestrians".

BTW, Mr. Kotter welcome to the boards!

catlover79 · 04-01-2008, 01:34 PM

How about "My president is Charlton Heston"??

Cactus Jack · 04-01-2008, 01:41 PM

That's what she said

04-01-2008, 12:14 AM	#1
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04-01-2008, 12:16 AM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I remember these: "My kid knocked up your honor student." "My kid can kick your honor kid's a$$" "Touch my Saturn...I will kick Uranus"
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04-01-2008, 12:18 AM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I have a T-shirt that reads "I see dumb people" that people seem to get a kick out of. I also like all the "I'm with stupid" shirts.
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04-01-2008, 06:42 AM	#9
ClassicPinUp ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Oct 28, 2006 Posts: 2,246	I've seen hundreds that I liked; mostly on the back of men's cars I respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it. I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy If it's not one thing, it's your mother. Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...DRINK! Exes; Can't live with them. Can't shoot them. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. Wife and dog missing; Reward for dog. My wife keeps saying I never listen to her...or something like that. If you think I'm a wimp. My wife will kick your ass. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
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04-01-2008, 12:31 AM	#6
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	LOL. I wanted to post this topic because I know that people get a kick out of these off the wall sayings that we see everyday. Here are some more faves of mine: "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry". "WWJD....for a Klondike Bar?" LOL. Now for any chrisitian believers on the board, I am one too. So the last expression was not to be mean or to cause any offense, It just struck me as funny.

04-01-2008, 12:33 AM	#7
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I know this thread will be getting some funny posts.

04-01-2008, 06:42 AM	#8
ponytail Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: In Happy, Healthy, Wealthyville Posts: 4,273	Support Your Right To Arm Bears. Come Smell Chandler's ( my hometown ) Dairy Air. In A World Without Men There Would Be No Wars, No Drugs And A Lot Of Fat Happy Women. Old Cowgirls Never Die They Just Become Saddlebags.

04-01-2008, 10:44 AM	#10
sunshinefizzy Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 27, 2006 Location: Craptown Posts: 2,054	I love this one liner so much I used it for my quote when I was graduating: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

04-01-2008, 11:56 AM	#12
Mr. Kotter Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3	"My other Horshack is an Epstein!"

04-01-2008, 01:33 PM	#13
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" "I brake for pedestrians". BTW, Mr. Kotter welcome to the boards!

04-01-2008, 01:34 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	How about "My president is Charlton Heston"??

04-01-2008, 01:41 PM	#15
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	That's what she said