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Old 08-26-2001, 07:49 PM   #1
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Post i need help!

ok, lemme make dis simple so i don hav 2 type much (lol) ok, me n muh best friend find peepz at muh skool 2 be charactors on TD, im Jinny, she's(Jessica) Magda, Joi is Angela, n Cheryl is CD, we hav no craptain yet...anywayz...we all r tryin 2 find a motto 4 eachotha, mine is, "Look buddy, Iv got PMS n a gun, any questions?!?!" n Jessica, Cheryl, n Joi need a quote/motto...n Cheryl n Joi don even watch TD so dey r da worst, so cud yal PUH-LEEZ post quotes on here? since i HAV 2 watch EVERY ep. of TD, i hav ALOT of Jinny quotes, cus she's muh fav., so, yal aint gotta worry bout me, ok, i WUD REALLY appreciate it if yal did post sum on here

TY, TY, TY, TY, TY, TY, TY, TY

ok, ill shutup now, ttyl,

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~Jinny (wel, muh real name is Jamie, but muh nickname is Jinny)

some time in the year 2007, My best friends Kiera (PA),Jessica (NC wit me), n Ana (NC wit me 2) r goin to Cali 2 meet Nancy McKeon!!!! i pikked the year 2007 cause thats wen I'm turnin 18, I CANT WAIT, oh ya, sry but nobody else can cum

please visit muh site at: http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site....nts.cfm/780316

Ima Nancy McKeon n TD fanatic, u gots a problem wit dat? WELL SHOVE IT!!~Me

I am who I am, dont eva try 2 change me~Me

the truth hurts, but since wen did i say u cudn't still tell me it?!?!~Me

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Old 08-26-2001, 11:16 PM   #2
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Sorry, I can't help ya with quotes, but I think that's cool that you're each one of the characters! I would love to do that but none of my (non-online ) friends watch TD.
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Old 08-26-2001, 11:58 PM   #3
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I dont remember who is who but:

Mag- You know what? Don't even go there!

CD- I'm jaded and judgemental. I can't imagine why.
or
Are you seriously asking me these questions?

Angela- Werent you there? I dont know where. I dont know where it is! Sure sure sure sure as HELL gotta be somewhere (Its the only one i could think of)

Cap- I heard that!
or
Your personal life is your business. But the minute your ass walks in here its mine. So what you do after hours, affects my hours and becomes my business. <pause> Every move you make.


Sorry those sucked but i like to be helpful!

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Old 08-27-2001, 06:31 PM   #4
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Here's a good one 4 Mag...

"Peter, you know I'm ever wrong about these things. Unless of course when I am."

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-Jinny

Just think of me as a short version of a tall person.

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Notice: If you copy me, I will be forced to send you to the outermost reigons of the pig where you will suffer miserably, for I am Jinny: Queen o' the Pigs and Penguins!

"'Cause your everywhere to me. When I close my eyes, it's you I see, and everything I know that makes me believe, I'm not alone. I'm not alone." -"Everywhere" by Michelle Branch

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Old 08-27-2001, 07:01 PM   #5
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Here try these I posted these in another post
also.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jinny: And you actually paid for this assassination, huh? Really, how much? I mean, how does that work? Is it like chippin' in for the Christmas party, huh? Where are the hats? Where are the noise makers? God, I'd really love a damn party favor.
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Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!
~~~~~
Jinny: If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your out of your damn minds.
~~~~~
Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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Magda: (walks over to Jinny) So, you excited about Teddy's birthday party?
Jinny: Oh... please, it's not a party, it's the Nuremberg Trials. Dinner with his parents and a few of his closest friends. God, I hope I get turned away at the door.(Thats
how I feel when I have to do those fancy things.I pray im turned away at the door!lol)
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Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!
~~~~~
Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night?
Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean.
Teddy: Come on, Jinny.
Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress.
Teddy: You did?
Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it.
~~~
Teddy: Hey! What the hell happened last night?
Jinny: I'm sorry.
Teddy: Sorry? I'm sorry? Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it. Where did you go? You didn't come home, I spent the night in your hallway!
Jinny: Yeah, well... um, ya know, I had a little too much to drink last night, so I uh...
Teddy: Little? You were drunk. This was not the first time. You embarrassed me, infront of my friends, my parents, it was my damn birthday!
Jinny: Hey, ya know what? I told you I didn't want to go to begin with. I'm not... good at those kind of things... and you know what? For the record, I was just being honest.
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like ya unless your
American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me, yeah I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter. Doesn't change anything. ( pause) Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying, "Got any lately?"
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Kate: Didn't you ever have a dog, Jinny?
Jinny: I had a plant once... it didn't make it.
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Magda: What would you do if a guy didnt call?
Jinny: Oh, they always call me. They want to know me, they want to be a part of my
life. They want to share.
Magda: But if they didn't?
Jinny: I would breathe a big sigh of relief unless, unless of course I liked him, then I
would just hunt him down and slash his tires.
~~~~~
Jinny: So just what is the penalty for attempted dogacide in this state? We roll up a news paper and hit the offender on the nose?
~~~
Jinny: Alright, alright, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!?
~~~
Ben: "Tell me a story."
Magda: "Poppi, grandma's gonna be here any minute and Jinny has to drive me to work."
Ben: "Please?"
Jinny: "Oh, come on. There's always time for a quickie. How about Little Red Riding Hood?"
Ben: "That's for babies."
Jinny: "Oh, just hush up and listen. Okay, once upon a time there was a cop named Little Red. And Little Red did patrol in the hood which is a real funky part of town."
Ben: "What's funky?"
Jinny: "Uh, um...nasty. Anyway, Little Red was looking for this real ugly dude named Big Bad Wolf 'cause he was robbing eldery ladies in the park. He was stealing their social security checks."
Ben: "Why?"
Jinny: "Can I just tell the story, please? Thank you. Okay, so one day Little Red decides to set a trap. So she disguises herself as an elderly lady. We're talking can, orthopedic shoes, everything."
Magda: "Oh, grandma's here."
Ben: "Come on, Mom."
Jinny: "Uh, Okay. That night Little Red is walking through the park when who should appear but the Big Bad Wolf. My, my says the wolf, what a large heavy purse you have with lots of lovely cash. Hand it over! The better to arrest you with said Little Red and instead of cash she pulls out her 9mm service automatic."
Magda: "Jinny!"
Ben: "What happened?"
Magda: "Little Red arrested the Big Bad Wolf and he went to jail."
Jinny: "Right. ...But not before Big Bad Wolf went for his piece, luckily Little Red was quicker and she blew the Big Bad Wolf's hairy butt to smithereens!"
Magda: "Thanks a lot, Jin."
Jinny: "They all lived happily ever after."
~~~~~
Teddy: "Who's that guy this morning?"
Jinny: "What guy?"
Teddy: "During the breifing he uh...rubbed your shoulders, whisphered in your ear."
Jinny: "He's someone I work with."
Teddy: "Tried to call you last night, gave up around midnight."
Jinny: "Well, I was out."
Teddy: "Obviously. You having some kinda relationship with this guy? Just seemed, I don't know - intimate."
Jinny: "Intimate? No, I mean I sleep with him, but then again I do that with all the guys in the division. You know, it's the way I break 'em in."
Teddy: "Fine, none of my business."
Jinny: "Damn right."
~~~~~~
Jinny: "Theodore, how many times have you asked me out?"
Teddy: "Three for four."
Jinny: "And what have I said each and every time?"
Teddy: "Thanks, but no thanks."
Jinny: "Just making sure I didn't dream it."
Teddy: "Dinner?"
Jinny: "Teddy, this is bordering on sexual harassment. You know, there are laws."
Teddy: "Well, I swear no laws will be broken. No good ones anyway."
~~~~~~
Jinny: "Please, ya know what, don't bother."
Magda: "Don't bother? That's nice. You know what I've been doing for the last two days? Huh? Forget about my work, forget about my family, I've been worried sick about you! So don't you tell me not to bother, okay? Don't you dare say that to me!"
Magda: "Well, she's save, she's home now."
Jinny:Im sorry(starts to cry)
~~~~~
Angela: "Oh come on Jinny, don't be like that."
Jinny: "Like what?"
Angela: "So sarcastic. Always jumping down everybody's throat."
Jinny: "Well, I'm not always like that, tonight just happens to be a special occasion."
~~~~~
Jinny: "Intervention - please. It's nothing more than a modern day witch hunt! Put me on the blocks in the center of town so you can throw stones at me - maybe feel a little bit better about your own miserable, pathetic lives. Oh poor Jinny. Hey I know, lets do something nice for her. Why don't we stand her up in front of all of us and tear her apart for a couple of hours. Maybe she'll find God or Budda or...or some sort of higher being, anything so she might actually look forward to waking up in the morning!"
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Old 08-27-2001, 07:21 PM   #6
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ty 4 postin quotes

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~Jinny (wel, muh real name is Jamie, but muh nickname is Jinny)

some time in the year 2007, My best friends Kiera (PA),Jessica (NC wit me), n Ana (NC wit me 2) r goin to Cali 2 meet Nancy McKeon!!!! i pikked the year 2007 cause thats wen I'm turnin 18, I CANT WAIT, oh ya, sry but nobody else can cum

please visit muh site at: http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site....nts.cfm/780316

Ima Nancy McKeon n TD fanatic, u gots a problem wit dat? WELL SHOVE IT!!~Me

I am who I am, dont eva try 2 change me~Me

the truth hurts, but since wen did i say u cudn't still tell me it?!?!~Me

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puleez, e-mail or IM me at WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com or Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
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