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Old 03-22-2008, 10:57 PM   #1
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Default George' Response to Max hitting flirting with Veronica

"hitting On Family Man Is Just Lazy"


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"max Veronica Is Your First Cousin And You Have Dyslexia, If You Married Her And Had Children Me And Your Mom Would Have To Pay A Dollar To See Our Grandchildren At The Carnival"


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That line is funny as hell. Just reading it makes me

I liked the one from the other night when Benny found out she had "the clap". She said, "Clean up on aisle 2"...
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That line is funny as hell. Just reading it makes me

I liked the one from the other night when Benny found out she had "the clap". She said, "Clean up on
aisle 2"...


The first line or the second line?
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the second line.
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the second line.

that first line is funny too-lol hitting on family is just lazy man-lol
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I remember that, too funny!
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My fave from the clap episode is when Benny made an insult to Angie:

Angie: Benny that hurt....but at least it doesn't buuurn.
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My fave from the clap episode is when Benny made an insult to Angie:

Angie: Benny that hurt....but at least it doesn't buuurn.


The Angie character was toooooooo sexy to be a MOTHER, she should have been a married woman without kids
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No. No. It is good to see sexy moms on tv. Awesome.
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No. No. It is good to see sexy moms on tv. Awesome.

I think she is the only sexy tv mom
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I think she is the only sexy tv mom
According to Brian, that title goes to Patricia Heaton on Everybody Loves Raymond.


There are sexy moms in the real world, why should tv moms NOT be sexy?
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I remember that, too funny!
What episode was it from because I'm glad someone told him.
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According to Brian, that title goes to Patricia Heaton on Everybody Loves Raymond.


There are sexy moms in the real world, why should tv moms NOT be sexy?


Her clothes are too tight and small for her to be a TV mom. None of the other moms below dressed like that


Florida evans
Clair huxtable
Carol brady
Jill Taylor
Harriet Winslow
The mom on Step by Step
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I love The George Lopez show!!! I can't believe I never watched it when it was actually on ABC. It's actually really really funny!!
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I love The George Lopez show!!! I can't believe I never watched it when it was actually on ABC. It's actually really really funny!!

That's the only time during the evening I'm not SICK at NIGHT-lol
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