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Frank Gannucci · 03-20-2008, 03:05 PM

(Ralph & Ed walk into a mall and see a Help Wanted sign.)

Ralph: "Norton, here's where we can make more money. They want people to dress up as the Easter bunny and greet and take pictures with kids. This will be a great opportunity. You know we need more money."

Ed: "Yeah, I can use some money to buy me a new sewer outfit."

Ralph: "The hours are great too. It's right after we finish our jobs."

Ed: "Where do we go to apply?"

Ralph: "It's says right in this mall's main office. We will go up there right now and we will have new temporary jobs."

(Days later, Ralph & Ed have gotten the jobs. They are both dressed up as Easter bunnies.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph! Do me a favor, don't eat all the carrots."

Ralph: "What makes you think I will do that?"

Ed: "Judging by you look..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T SAY IT!"

(They get ready to greet kids.)

Kid: "Hey look it's the Easter bunnies. I wonder which one is the true one."

Kid #2: "It has to be the 'skinny' one. The fat one can't go down a rabbit hole."

(Ed silently laughs.)

Ed (whispering): "How ironic is that I go down a hole every day while I am on my job."

Ralph (whispering): "Shut up Norton or you will go down a hole all right."

(Harvey and some kids walk by.)

Harvey: "Look kids. It's the Easter bunnies."

Kid: "That fat one better go on a diet."

Harvey: "Yeah, just like a person in the poolroom that I know. His name is Ralph. He's a REAL fat one."

(Ralph turns his head to see Harvey. Ralph drops his carrot. He goes to pick them up and the rabbit head falls off from him revealing himself to be Ralph.)

Kid #2: "I guess I was right. THe skinny one is the real Easter bunny."

Harvey (loudly): "HA HA HA HA HA! YOU'RE THE BUNNY KRAMDEN! HA HA HA HA! THERE ISN'T A HOLE THAT YOU CAN FIT THROUGH."

Ralph (yells): "OH YEAH! YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOURS PAL. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THESE BUNNY PAWS."

(Harvey and Ralph get into a fight. Harvey gets the better of Ralph as they both go to jail.)

(Ralph & Ed come home. Ralph has two black eyes.)

Ed: "Well Ralph, you lost your temp job. You have two black eyes. What do you got to say for yourself?"

Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIG MOUTH!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Happy Easter to all. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience applauds.)

03-20-2008, 03:05 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,096	A Honeymooners Easter: (Ralph & Ed walk into a mall and see a Help Wanted sign.) Ralph: "Norton, here's where we can make more money. They want people to dress up as the Easter bunny and greet and take pictures with kids. This will be a great opportunity. You know we need more money." Ed: "Yeah, I can use some money to buy me a new sewer outfit." Ralph: "The hours are great too. It's right after we finish our jobs." Ed: "Where do we go to apply?" Ralph: "It's says right in this mall's main office. We will go up there right now and we will have new temporary jobs." (Days later, Ralph & Ed have gotten the jobs. They are both dressed up as Easter bunnies.) Ed: "Hey Ralph! Do me a favor, don't eat all the carrots." Ralph: "What makes you think I will do that?" Ed: "Judging by you look..." Ralph (yells): "DON'T SAY IT!" (They get ready to greet kids.) Kid: "Hey look it's the Easter bunnies. I wonder which one is the true one." Kid #2: "It has to be the 'skinny' one. The fat one can't go down a rabbit hole." (Ed silently laughs.) Ed (whispering): "How ironic is that I go down a hole every day while I am on my job." Ralph (whispering): "Shut up Norton or you will go down a hole all right." (Harvey and some kids walk by.) Harvey: "Look kids. It's the Easter bunnies." Kid: "That fat one better go on a diet." Harvey: "Yeah, just like a person in the poolroom that I know. His name is Ralph. He's a REAL fat one." (Ralph turns his head to see Harvey. Ralph drops his carrot. He goes to pick them up and the rabbit head falls off from him revealing himself to be Ralph.) Kid #2: "I guess I was right. THe skinny one is the real Easter bunny." Harvey (loudly): "HA HA HA HA HA! YOU'RE THE BUNNY KRAMDEN! HA HA HA HA! THERE ISN'T A HOLE THAT YOU CAN FIT THROUGH." Ralph (yells): "OH YEAH! YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOURS PAL. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THESE BUNNY PAWS." (Harvey and Ralph get into a fight. Harvey gets the better of Ralph as they both go to jail.) (Ralph & Ed come home. Ralph has two black eyes.) Ed: "Well Ralph, you lost your temp job. You have two black eyes. What do you got to say for yourself?" Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIG MOUTH!" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage.) Jackie: "Thank you. Happy Easter to all. GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience applauds.)