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Frank Gannucci · 03-17-2008, 12:35 PM

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Alice: "Why do you want the suit back?"

Ralph: "I'll tell you why. It's my lucky suit."

Alice: "Lucky suit? You haven't worn it in five years."

Ralph: "Do you know how lucky I have been for the last five years?"

"The $99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "This time, I am going to get my pot of gold."

Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ralph: "I am not nervous, Alice. I am not nervous. I may be a little excited about inheriting $40,000,000, but I am not nervous."

(Ralph polishes his sock.)

Alice: "You are not nervous Ralph. You are not nervous at all. You just read in Esquire about how the well-dressed man always polishes his sock."

"Quiz Show":

Alice: "Boy, that brother of yours is the stupidest person I have ever seen."

Ralph: "How could you look at me and say that?"

"Quiz Show":

Ralph: "I had four years of schooling."

Alice: "And I had eight years."

Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others."

"Better Living Through TV":

(Ed has Trixie's dress on while Trixie has to measure the hems.)

Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"

Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."

All quotes come from "Curse of The Kramdens":

#1

Mayor: "Did your mitther come from Ireland?"

Ed: "What's a mitther?"

Ralph: "He means your mother."

Ed: "No, she didn't. Neither did my britther or my sitther. It was my grandfither."

#2

Mayor: "Ah, you are a Kramden all right. You got the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."

(He shakes the hand of Ed.)

Ralph: "Wait a minute. I am the one with the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you."

Ed: "Yeah, I got the tooth of an elk."

#3

(The mayor compliments the husbands on their chocie of wives.)

Alice: "You have been kissing the blarney stone."

Ed: "If he said those compliments about Trixie, I would say he drank he whole thing."

Happy St. Patty's Day!

03-17-2008, 12:35 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	St. Patty's Day Quotes: "Man In The Blue Suit": Alice: "Why do you want the suit back?" Ralph: "I'll tell you why. It's my lucky suit." Alice: "Lucky suit? You haven't worn it in five years." Ralph: "Do you know how lucky I have been for the last five years?" "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph: "This time, I am going to get my pot of gold." Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph: "I am not nervous, Alice. I am not nervous. I may be a little excited about inheriting $40,000,000, but I am not nervous." (Ralph polishes his sock.) Alice: "You are not nervous Ralph. You are not nervous at all. You just read in Esquire about how the well-dressed man always polishes his sock." "Quiz Show": Alice: "Boy, that brother of yours is the stupidest person I have ever seen." Ralph: "How could you look at me and say that?" "Quiz Show": Ralph: "I had four years of schooling." Alice: "And I had eight years." Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others." "Better Living Through TV": (Ed has Trixie's dress on while Trixie has to measure the hems.) Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?" Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me." All quotes come from "Curse of The Kramdens": #1 Mayor: "Did your mitther come from Ireland?" Ed: "What's a mitther?" Ralph: "He means your mother." Ed: "No, she didn't. Neither did my britther or my sitther. It was my grandfither." #2 Mayor: "Ah, you are a Kramden all right. You got the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you." (He shakes the hand of Ed.) Ralph: "Wait a minute. I am the one with the ear of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the dignity of a king. Ralph Kramden, it's good to meet you." Ed: "Yeah, I got the tooth of an elk." #3 (The mayor compliments the husbands on their chocie of wives.) Alice: "You have been kissing the blarney stone." Ed: "If he said those compliments about Trixie, I would say he drank he whole thing." Happy St. Patty's Day!