Ron Jeremy Accuses Celebs Of Manufacturing Sex Tape Scandals - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 03-15-2008, 12:59 PM

Porn star Ron Jeremy has blasted sex tape celebrities for acting horrified when their saucy films enter the public domain - insisting they're the ones who orchestrate the release of X-rated footage. The legendary porn performer is a fervent endorser of celebrity sex tapes, claiming the explicit videoed antics of stars such as Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson have revitalized the adult film industry.

However, he refuses to accept celebrities are the innocent victims of sex tape scandals - and believes they sneakily leak their naked frolics to boost their ailing careers.

He says, "Paris Hilton's sex tape's very good, by the way. It helps (the industry). It helps it a lot. It gives it a real boost. I love the excuse they use: 'Oh, I don't know how they got a hold of it!' It's such a big joke now. Any celebrity that's not doing so good, they jump by having a good sex scandal."

(This news article provided by World Entertainment News Network)

TripperFan · 03-15-2008, 07:53 PM

No SH*T SHERLOCK!

And I love the chest shave job......

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2008, 08:55 PM

God that man had looks waaaay back when. Now, he looks like sh*t.

Looking at his chest it looks like a hairy bikini top with a hairy chain going down to his...

dawsongirl · 03-15-2008, 09:01 PM

This man makes me sick, but he's probably right.

Courtnee · 03-15-2008, 09:02 PM

Hell, it's true.

TJL · 03-15-2008, 10:00 PM

It's amazing the lengths these C list celebs will go to to get noticed.

vtunie · 03-15-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

It's amazing the lengths these C list celebs will go to to get noticed.

D'you mean Ron, Paris, or both??

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

It's amazing the lengths these C list celebs will go to to get noticed.

Wouldn't they be considered X list celebs?

TripperFan · 03-15-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

God that man had looks waaaay back when. Now, he looks like sh*t.

Looking at his chest it looks like a hairy bikini top with a hairy chain going down to his...

I dunno - I've never thought he had looks.....above the waist that is!

I'll never forget seeing him in a giant bunny costume munching on a carrot and well....er........

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

I dunno - I've never thought he had looks.....above the waist that is!

I'll never forget seeing him in a giant bunny costume munching on a carrot and well....er........

Well, I mean waaaaaay back when the guy actually DIDN'T have a gut and a receding hairline.

Ron had a nice body THEN. Looking at him now, I just wanna

at the thought of any female wasting their time on him.

TripperFan · 03-15-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Well, I mean waaaaaay back when the guy actually DIDN'T have a gut and a receding hairline.

Ron had a nice body THEN. Looking at him now, I just wanna

at the thought of any female wasting their time on him.

Yah well, remember - she'd have to get through all the hair first!!!

TJL · 03-15-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by vtunie

D'you mean Ron, Paris, or both??

At least Ron Jeremy will admit that he is who he is.

Someone like Kim Kardashian will release a sex tape, saying all along that Oops! Someone leaked this! I had nothing to do with it, and the distributors come out and say that she was totally in on the deal.

Say what you want about Ron, but he's probably not going to lie to you.

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2008, 10:26 PM

I know the guy won't lie, but his honesty is not what I have an issue with. I would need to be drunk, stupid, desperate, have a lobotomy and he'd have to be the last guy on earth to make him appealing to me for even five minutes.

vtunie · 03-15-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

Say what you want about Ron, but he's probably not going to lie to you.

Sure -- if you're female, he'll just lie WITH you.

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vtunie

Sure -- if you're female, he'll just lie WITH you.

Vtunie, a man who won't lie to you.

03-15-2008, 12:59 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Ron Jeremy Accuses Celebs Of Manufacturing Sex Tape Scandals Porn star Ron Jeremy has blasted sex tape celebrities for acting horrified when their saucy films enter the public domain - insisting they're the ones who orchestrate the release of X-rated footage. The legendary porn performer is a fervent endorser of celebrity sex tapes, claiming the explicit videoed antics of stars such as Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson have revitalized the adult film industry. However, he refuses to accept celebrities are the innocent victims of sex tape scandals - and believes they sneakily leak their naked frolics to boost their ailing careers. He says, "Paris Hilton's sex tape's very good, by the way. It helps (the industry). It helps it a lot. It gives it a real boost. I love the excuse they use: 'Oh, I don't know how they got a hold of it!' It's such a big joke now. Any celebrity that's not doing so good, they jump by having a good sex scandal." (This news article provided by World Entertainment News Network) Attached Images
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