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Ivo338 · 03-11-2008, 05:16 PM

What are some of the best quotes you know?

My favorite from Dr. Cox (beside his rants cuz who can remember those) is when Jordan asks why he wont kiss his son, he says
"When my dad wanted to show me affection, he'd just purposely miss when throwing beer bottles at me."

Another good one is when they have an intervention for JD to stop him from ruining his relationship with Julie.

Turk: "Lets go over some of the great women you let get away; Kylie, Jamie, Giftshop girl, Minnie Mc Skinny, mole-butt, Tina two-kids, Rumple fugly... I feel like Im forgetting one... Heidi Horseface!"

gotsmart · 03-12-2008, 04:16 PM

Talking about JD's ex that would sing Christmas carols all year round
JD: It was July! The weather was far from frightful!

Another is during My Day At the Races, when JD is swimming "Pick an apple put it in your pocket."

From My Sex Buddy
Turk (to Elliot): Are you watching Sesame Street?
Elliot: Yeah, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least I think it was a sex dream, he was trying to choke me.

Alternativ · 04-16-2008, 10:12 PM

The majority of quotes when JD snaps out of his fantasies.

"STOP! I DO NOT HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!!!"

claret · 05-04-2008, 04:41 PM

Dr. Kelso : Hey, guess what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
[Points at himself with his thumbs]
Dr. Kelso : Bob Kelso! I think we've met...

03-11-2008, 05:16 PM	#1
Ivo338 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 11, 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 3	Favorite quote from Scrubs What are some of the best quotes you know? My favorite from Dr. Cox (beside his rants cuz who can remember those) is when Jordan asks why he wont kiss his son, he says "When my dad wanted to show me affection, he'd just purposely miss when throwing beer bottles at me." Another good one is when they have an intervention for JD to stop him from ruining his relationship with Julie. Turk: "Lets go over some of the great women you let get away; Kylie, Jamie, Giftshop girl, Minnie Mc Skinny, mole-butt, Tina two-kids, Rumple fugly... I feel like Im forgetting one... Heidi Horseface!"

03-12-2008, 04:16 PM	#2
gotsmart The Office, Thursdays on NBC Frequent Poster Join Date: May 05, 2007 Location: Schrute Farms Posts: 341	Talking about JD's ex that would sing Christmas carols all year round JD: It was July! The weather was far from frightful! Another is during My Day At the Races, when JD is swimming "Pick an apple put it in your pocket." From My Sex Buddy Turk (to Elliot): Are you watching Sesame Street? Elliot: Yeah, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least I think it was a sex dream, he was trying to choke me.

04-16-2008, 10:12 PM	#3
Alternativ Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 18, 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 107	The majority of quotes when JD snaps out of his fantasies. "STOP! I DO NOT HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!!!"

05-04-2008, 04:41 PM	#4
claret Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 06, 2008 Posts: 54	Dr. Kelso : Hey, guess what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? [Points at himself with his thumbs] Dr. Kelso : Bob Kelso! I think we've met...