Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Matter of Record":

Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."

Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"Alice & The Blonde":

Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."

Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"

"Jellybeans":

(Ed eats some of the jellybeans.)

Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"

Ed: "What's the matter?"

(Ed spits them out.)

Ed: "What are they, poisned?"

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)

Ed: "Ralph..."

Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."

Ed: "Ralph..."

Ralph: "Shut up!"

Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ed: "Trixie, would you stop giving me limburger cheese sandwiches for lunch?"

Trixie: "I thought you liked them."

Ed: "I do but the guys down the sewer can't stand the smell."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

(Ralph and Alice are on the "Beat The Clock" game show.)

Ralph (waving): "Hi mom!"

Bud Collyer: "Don't you think your mother will be happy that she saw you do that?"

Ralph: "I don't think so. She doesn't have a TV."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(The Nortons just entered into the poolroom.)

Ralph: "I didn't know that anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."

"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":

Ed: "Why not call the dog Ralph."

Ralph: "Ralph?"

Ed: "Yeah, not only can people call him, dogs can call him too. Ralph! Ruff! Ralph! Ruff!"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"