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AKA · 03-04-2008, 09:05 PM

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

One of the funniest websites I've come across in recent memory.

dawsongirl · 03-04-2008, 10:04 PM

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

lol at divorces giving back to the community.

Courtnee · 03-04-2008, 10:06 PM

dawsongirl · 03-04-2008, 10:10 PM

Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.

Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!

This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.

If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!

The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.

oh gawd....that is so me. Except those plastic bags go to the recycle bin at the grocery store. I don't use them for garbage. So I'm one step up.

And I have picked bottles out of the trash.

I threw a can away a few weeks ago because I'd spilled it twice and I was pissed at it. I still think about that can.

AB · 03-05-2008, 06:03 PM

My favorite was #67 Standing Still At Concerts. (lol!)

TripperFan · 03-05-2008, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

lol at divorces giving back to the community.

I haven't read the link yet (got to get time) but this "Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe." is a riot! More like they threaten to move to India / Pakistan!

TJL · 03-05-2008, 11:40 PM

The idea of soccer.

My God, that's genius.

Lodee · 03-07-2008, 02:31 PM

This is hilarious! I wish I could think like that.

The Canadian one is pretty true. I know a lot of people who say that about moving to Canada.

03-04-2008, 09:05 PM	#1
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03-04-2008, 10:04 PM	#2
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe. Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere. lol at divorces giving back to the community.

03-04-2008, 10:10 PM	#4
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much. Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy! This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags. If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time! The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling. oh gawd....that is so me. Except those plastic bags go to the recycle bin at the grocery store. I don't use them for garbage. So I'm one step up. And I have picked bottles out of the trash. I threw a can away a few weeks ago because I'd spilled it twice and I was pissed at it. I still think about that can.

03-05-2008, 06:03 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	My favorite was #67 Standing Still At Concerts. (lol!)

03-07-2008, 02:31 PM	#8
Lodee Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 12, 2003 Posts: 1,562	This is hilarious! I wish I could think like that. The Canadian one is pretty true. I know a lot of people who say that about moving to Canada.