Tuesday’s Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule 3/7-3/17):

[Frank Gannucci]

(AmericanLife TV):

(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second one is for the second showing.

Fri. March 7, 2008 10P & Sat. March 8, 2008 12AM #44 – “Hawaii, Oh! Oh!”: Donald O'Connor guests as a money minded maitre d' as the Honeymooners visit Hawaii. Charlie (Donald) and his bartender (Jeremiah Morris) concoct a phony diet sauce guaranteed to slim down fatties. The missing ingredient: a sucker. Enter rotund Ralph. (VCR Plus Codes: 4259/91939.)

Fri. March 14, 2008 10P & Sat. March 15, 2008 12AM #45 – “The Sun & Raccoon Capital”: The end of the harmonious Honeymooners quartet may be near. At the Miami convention of the Raccoons, it's election time. Opponents for the office of High Exalted Mystic Ruler? Ralph and Norton! (VCR Plus Codes: 4085/54443.)

(WPIX-TV) (CW11)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Mon. March 17, 2008 1A #??? & ??? “Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour.” Here’s the link for more details. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=220384

Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX will eventually set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. That will be done in the future (possibly one week before March 17th) and voting, I can imagine will start the week before March 17th as well.

"The Deciding Vote":

(Ralph turns on the vacuum cleaner. It doesn't work.)

Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."

Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."

Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"

Alice: "Yeah, about 300 lbs. of it."

"Boys & Girls Together":

Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."

"The Cold":

(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)

Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"

Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amoania (sp?)."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."

Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "While I am gone, try not to give away anything in this apartment."

Alice: "I tried, but they wouldn't accept it."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Ralph: "How do you like your new apartment?"

Trixie: "That's a very dangerous question to ask me when I have a hammer in my hand."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't put a square box into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat, don't you?"

"The Golfer":

Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the both of us."

Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the both of us."

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You’re A Riot, sitcomsonline.com, honeymooners.net & tvguide.com.