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PlayOn · 03-03-2008, 11:07 AM

what are somethings you'd never hear on AITF?

Archie: I changed my mind about my party. I want to be a Democrat like my wonderful son-in-law, Mike.
Archie: Polish people did great things for this country
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Edith: Get your own (long bleep) beer!
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Gloria: I wish I never had Joey and married Micheal. My daddy was right. He's just a dumb Polock!
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Micheal: God is awesome!
Micheal: Nixon for President!

AB · 03-03-2008, 05:41 PM

Mike: "Here Archie you have the last piece of chicken, I'm full."
Gloria: "Do you think I'm too tall?"
Edith: "I need another drink."
Archie: "You don't need to work Mike, I don't mind supporting you."

Mikado · 03-03-2008, 06:17 PM

Archie: "You know, i'm proud of you Gloria, that Mike is a fine young man.....and he has a really cute tush!"

Mike: "NIXON WAS FRAMED!!!"

Irene: "Oh Frank, you can't expect a weak little woman like ME to fix the car...I dont know anything about mechanics!"

Irene to everyone: "Frank made the supper tonight.....try gulp it down without upchucking......even HE couldnt ruin Mac & Cheese TOO badly!"

Archie: "I am so sick of the way black people are treated in this country!"

Archie: "World War 2 was a big sham created by the oil and firearms companies, Hitler never wanted to hurt anyone!"

Mike: "D**n it! Why havent I been drafted yet? I sooo want to go to Vietnam and fight the commies!!!"

Edith: "Archie, either you start respecting me as an equal partner in this relationship, or i'm getting a divorce and running off with Barney!"

MavFan92 · 03-06-2008, 04:34 PM

Archie: That Blanche Hefner is HOT!!
Archie: Hey Edith, why don't you sing for us??
Archie: That Jimmy Carter sure has MY vote!!!
Mike: Hey Arch, here's that money I owe you!
Mike: Nothing for me thanks. I'm not hungry.
Edith: SHUT THE **** UP!!
Gloria: Sex is disgusting!!

OH Nuts! · 03-06-2008, 10:49 PM

Mike: "The American Civil Liberties Union is a commie pinko organization"

Archie: "George McGovern is a terrific candidate and I'm gonna vote for him"

George Jefferson: "Archie, you are one smart white dude. Can I ask you for advice?"

Frank Lorenzo: "Irene, honey I'm sick of cooking! Can I borrow your power drill and do some work in the garage?"

Stretch Cunningham: "Sorry Archie. I can't split that ham and cheese sandwhich with you. I'm keeping kosher."

Maude: "Archie you are my favorite relative! I LOVE everything you have to say! I'm so glad Edith married you!"

Edith: "Yeah Gloria--that's a great idea! Let's go to Chippendales!!"

Irene Lorenzo: "I hate fixing the plumbing--it's MAN'S work!"

Mikado · 03-06-2008, 10:55 PM

Mikado · 03-06-2008, 11:10 PM

Archie (To Mike) : "I don't care WHAT that crook Nixon says, Walter Cronkite says we've lost the Vietnam war, and THAT'S good enough for ME...GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT!" (Starts painting protest sign)

Edith: "Don't call ME a dingbat.....you fat SON******CH!!"

Gloria: "Today's woman needs to subject herself to the will of her husband, and stay barefoot and pregnant at ALL times!"

Mike: "Yeah Arch , youre right, my friend Roger is kind of a fruit, isnt he?"

Archie (To Kelsey): "Turn off that football game, i want to watch figure skating!"

Archie & Edith singing: "Gee our old LaSalle sure got recalled a lot........Those days sure suuuuuuckedddddddd!!!"

PlayOn · 03-07-2008, 12:34 AM

I got another:

Beverly LaSalle: I'm tired of being in drag! Arch, can I borrow some of yours until I can get my own? By the way, I'm changing my name to Bob LaSalle.

Archie: Foot ball IS a rough sport. So is boxing.

camdog · 03-07-2008, 02:04 AM

[B]Archie:I love people of every race.

[B]Edith:F**k you archie!!!!!!!!!!

[B]Mike: Damn equal rights

[B]Gloria:I always argee with my daddy's decisons 100%

MavFan92 · 03-07-2008, 05:04 PM

Archie: Midget mud wrestling? Football?? Jeez I'm so sick of the crapola on TV nowadays. Let's go to an art museum.

Archie: I think John Wayne was a closet homosexual

Archie: Gloria, since you and Michael are getting a divorce, why don't you give that Lionel Jefferson a call? He's such a great guy!

Gloria: That stupid women's lib crap has just made our lives more difficult. Gloria Steinem, DAMN YOU!!!

Stephanie: SHUT UP BITCH, LEAVE ME ALONE!! YOU'RE NOT MY F***ING MOTHER!

Mikado · 03-07-2008, 09:23 PM

OH Nuts! · 03-08-2008, 12:45 AM

Mildred Turner: "Everyone calls me Boom Boom because I like to play the drums."

Edith to Archie: "I love it when you play the horses. Put $5 on The Great White Dingbat for me!"

Archie about Roger: "Mike and Gloria, I love your friend Roger -he's so macho and butch -so unlike my sissy friends at the bar."

Archie: "Mike my boy, I totally understand your feelings about Tricky Dicky. I think he's a crook too. I'm SO GLAD I voted for McGovern!"

desilu #1 · 03-09-2008, 04:46 AM

Mike: I have joined the Army!!
Archie: Make Love not War!!
Edith to Archie: This time YOU get ME the beer sweet cheeks! (she slaps his butt)
Gloria: I wish women would cover their bodies alot more! Look how short her dress is? What a disgrace!
Mike: I think its my turn to say grace.
Edith to Boom Boom: With a name like that, one would think that Archie would know more moves in the sack! Thanks for nothing you useless bimbo!
Gloria looking at Mike: My lord, what did I ever see in you? You look like a monkey's ass!
Archie to George Jefferson: Hey buddy, lets catch a few beers and a Mets game!

03-03-2008, 11:07 AM	#1
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	Things you'd never hear on AITF what are somethings you'd never hear on AITF? Archie: I changed my mind about my party. I want to be a Democrat like my wonderful son-in-law, Mike. Archie: Polish people did great things for this country * Edith: Get your own (long bleep) beer! * Gloria: I wish I never had Joey and married Micheal. My daddy was right. He's just a dumb Polock! *** Micheal: God is awesome! Micheal: Nixon for President!
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03-06-2008, 10:49 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mike: "The American Civil Liberties Union is a commie pinko organization" Archie: "George McGovern is a terrific candidate and I'm gonna vote for him" George Jefferson: "Archie, you are one smart white dude. Can I ask you for advice?" Frank Lorenzo: "Irene, honey I'm sick of cooking! Can I borrow your power drill and do some work in the garage?" Stretch Cunningham: "Sorry Archie. I can't split that ham and cheese sandwhich with you. I'm keeping kosher." Maude: "Archie you are my favorite relative! I LOVE everything you have to say! I'm so glad Edith married you!" Edith: "Yeah Gloria--that's a great idea! Let's go to Chippendales!!" Irene Lorenzo: "I hate fixing the plumbing--it's MAN'S work!"
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03-09-2008, 04:46 AM	#13
desilu #1 Lucy/Desi 4-EVER Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2000 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan USA Posts: 724	Mike: I have joined the Army!! Archie: Make Love not War!! Edith to Archie: This time YOU get ME the beer sweet cheeks! (she slaps his butt) Gloria: I wish women would cover their bodies alot more! Look how short her dress is? What a disgrace! Mike: I think its my turn to say grace. Edith to Boom Boom: With a name like that, one would think that Archie would know more moves in the sack! Thanks for nothing you useless bimbo! Gloria looking at Mike: My lord, what did I ever see in you? You look like a monkey's ass! Archie to George Jefferson: Hey buddy, lets catch a few beers and a Mets game!
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03-03-2008, 05:41 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Mike: "Here Archie you have the last piece of chicken, I'm full." Gloria: "Do you think I'm too tall?" Edith: "I need another drink." Archie: "You don't need to work Mike, I don't mind supporting you."

03-03-2008, 06:17 PM	#3
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Archie: "You know, i'm proud of you Gloria, that Mike is a fine young man.....and he has a really cute tush!" Mike: "NIXON WAS FRAMED!!!" Irene: "Oh Frank, you can't expect a weak little woman like ME to fix the car...I dont know anything about mechanics!" Irene to everyone: "Frank made the supper tonight.....try gulp it down without upchucking......even HE couldnt ruin Mac & Cheese TOO badly!" Archie: "I am so sick of the way black people are treated in this country!" Archie: "World War 2 was a big sham created by the oil and firearms companies, Hitler never wanted to hurt anyone!" Mike: "Dn it! Why havent I been drafted yet? I sooo want to go to Vietnam and fight the commies!!!" Edith:** "Archie, either you start respecting me as an equal partner in this relationship, or i'm getting a divorce and running off with Barney!"

03-06-2008, 04:34 PM	#4
MavFan92 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 13, 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 249	Archie: That Blanche Hefner is HOT!! Archie: Hey Edith, why don't you sing for us?? Archie: That Jimmy Carter sure has MY vote!!! Mike: Hey Arch, here's that money I owe you! Mike: Nothing for me thanks. I'm not hungry. Edith: SHUT THE ** UP!! Gloria**: Sex is disgusting!!

03-06-2008, 10:55 PM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886

03-06-2008, 11:10 PM	#7
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Archie (To Mike) : "I don't care WHAT that crook Nixon says, Walter Cronkite says we've lost the Vietnam war, and THAT'S good enough for ME...GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT!" (Starts painting protest sign) Edith: "Don't call ME a dingbat.....you fat SON****CH!!" Gloria: "Today's woman needs to subject herself to the will of her husband, and stay barefoot and pregnant at ALL times!" Mike: "Yeah Arch , youre right, my friend Roger is kind of a fruit, isnt he?" Archie (To Kelsey): "Turn off that football game, i want to watch figure skating!" Archie & Edith singing:** "Gee our old LaSalle sure got recalled a lot........Those days sure suuuuuuckedddddddd!!!"

03-07-2008, 12:34 AM	#8
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	I got another: Beverly LaSalle: I'm tired of being in drag! Arch, can I borrow some of yours until I can get my own? By the way, I'm changing my name to Bob LaSalle. Archie: Foot ball IS a rough sport. So is boxing.

03-07-2008, 02:04 AM	#9
camdog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 22, 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 308	[B]Archie:I love people of every race. [B]Edith:F**k you archie!!!!!!!!!! [B]Mike: Damn equal rights [B]Gloria:I always argee with my daddy's decisons 100%

03-07-2008, 05:04 PM	#10
MavFan92 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 13, 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 249	Archie: Midget mud wrestling? Football?? Jeez I'm so sick of the crapola on TV nowadays. Let's go to an art museum. Archie: I think John Wayne was a closet homosexual Archie: Gloria, since you and Michael are getting a divorce, why don't you give that Lionel Jefferson a call? He's such a great guy! Gloria: That stupid women's lib crap has just made our lives more difficult. Gloria Steinem, DAMN YOU!!! Stephanie: SHUT UP BITCH, LEAVE ME ALONE!! YOU'RE NOT MY F***ING MOTHER!

03-07-2008, 09:23 PM	#11
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886

03-08-2008, 12:45 AM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mildred Turner: "Everyone calls me Boom Boom because I like to play the drums." Edith to Archie: "I love it when you play the horses. Put $5 on The Great White Dingbat for me!" Archie about Roger: "Mike and Gloria, I love your friend Roger -he's so macho and butch -so unlike my sissy friends at the bar." Archie: "Mike my boy, I totally understand your feelings about Tricky Dicky. I think he's a crook too. I'm SO GLAD I voted for McGovern!"