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AB · 03-01-2008, 11:42 PM

A friend sent me this.

Womans Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll love my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to know end
And always be my best friend

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me hunting and fishing
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s...

Ireneparalegal · 03-02-2008, 12:06 AM

Thanx for the laugh.

AB · 03-02-2008, 12:26 AM

You're welcome

*ClassicPinUp* · 03-02-2008, 12:43 AM

Thanks for posting that!

TJL · 03-02-2008, 01:02 AM

A bar on a golf course...

I think I'm going to cry.

dawsongirl · 03-02-2008, 01:34 AM

That is SO men. Sex, boobs, beer, sports, and killing things. Just missing the obsession with money and cars.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-02-2008, 03:16 AM

Chelsea · 03-02-2008, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Sex, boobs, beer, sports... money and cars.

Er...what's your point? I see nothing wrong with any of these things

Janice · 03-02-2008, 03:43 AM

So funny and true, that whole, men are from Mars, women are from Venus thing.

dawsongirl · 03-02-2008, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth

Er...what's your point? I see nothing wrong with any of these things

I rest my case.

OH Nuts! · 03-08-2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annball1957

A friend sent me this.

Womans Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll love my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to know end
And always be my best friend

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me hunting and fishing
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s...

cute & very often true.

PlayOn · 03-08-2008, 02:56 AM

Speaking of which, I have to get my gun from Wal-Mart so I can go hunting tomorrow.
lol.
I thought that was funny. You women DO tend to look too much into things. Guys, give us a gun magazine, we're entertained for hours on end.
lol.

AB · 03-08-2008, 06:08 PM

^

InspectorExstead · 03-09-2008, 02:24 AM

haha. so true.

03-01-2008, 11:42 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Woman & Man's Love Poem "lol!" A friend sent me this. Womans Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray he's gainfully employed And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh send me a man who'll love my mind Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to know end And always be my best friend Man's Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course And loves to send me hunting and fishing This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s...
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03-02-2008, 12:06 AM	#2
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03-02-2008, 12:26 AM	#3
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03-02-2008, 01:34 AM	#6
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03-02-2008, 03:43 AM	#9
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03-08-2008, 02:56 AM	#12
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03-08-2008, 06:08 PM	#13
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03-09-2008, 02:24 AM	#14
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