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OH Nuts! · 03-01-2008, 02:43 PM

Fri Feb 29, 9:55 PM ET

DES MOINES, Iowa - The robber of a convenience store left behind an unusual clue — a W-2 form. The man robbed a Git-N-Go store in Des Moines early Friday after telling a clerk he had a gun. He left the store with about $115 but at some point took off his hat and jacket.
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When police responded, they found the tax form in the coat pocket.

Officers checked the name on the form and found a listing for a 25-year-old with a suspended driver's license who is on probation for theft. The man's description matched information provided by the clerk.

Police are still looking for the robber.

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Information from: The Des Moines Register, http://www.desmoinesregister.com

Sterling Holobyte · 03-01-2008, 03:57 PM

Lazy-ass robbers! Not only can't they earn their own money, but they also want someone else to do their taxes for them!

Ireneparalegal · 03-01-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

Lazy-ass robbers! Not only can't they earn their own money, but they also want someone else to do their taxes for them!

Janice · 03-01-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

Lazy-ass robbers! Not only can't they earn their own money, but they also want someone else to do their taxes for them!

Ireneparalegal · 03-01-2008, 05:58 PM

This came to mind, the robber obviously works because he did leave behind his W-2...

I guess he was going to have to PAY taxes rather than get a refund.

OH Nuts! · 03-01-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rich p

Fri Feb 29, 9:55 PM ET

DES MOINES, Iowa - The robber of a convenience store left behind an unusual clue — a W-2 form. The man robbed a Git-N-Go store in Des Moines early Friday after telling a clerk he had a gun. He left the store with about $115 but at some point took off his hat and jacket.
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When police responded, they found the tax form in the coat pocket.

Officers checked the name on the form and found a listing for a 25-year-old with a suspended driver's license who is on probation for theft. The man's description matched information provided by the clerk.

Police are still looking for the robber.

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Information from: The Des Moines Register, http://www.desmoinesregister.com

Does this robber have STUPID written all over his face? YES, in big flourescent letters.

Ireneparalegal · 03-01-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rich p

Does this robber have STUPID written all over his face? YES, in big flourescent letters.

Stupid is just one of many words on his face in flourescent.

BONEHEAD, IDIOT, DUMBA$$, ETC.

dawsongirl · 03-01-2008, 10:07 PM

Wonder why I didn't hear this on the news last night. Guess even the media doesn't want to admit people that stupid live in their city.

Well, dude's name and address should be on the form. Can't be too hard to find him.

03-01-2008, 02:43 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Alleged store robber leaves his W-2 form Fri Feb 29, 9:55 PM ET DES MOINES, Iowa - The robber of a convenience store left behind an unusual clue — a W-2 form. The man robbed a Git-N-Go store in Des Moines early Friday after telling a clerk he had a gun. He left the store with about $115 but at some point took off his hat and jacket. ADVERTISEMENT When police responded, they found the tax form in the coat pocket. Officers checked the name on the form and found a listing for a 25-year-old with a suspended driver's license who is on probation for theft. The man's description matched information provided by the clerk. Police are still looking for the robber. ___ Information from: The Des Moines Register, http://www.desmoinesregister.com

03-01-2008, 03:57 PM	#2
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	Lazy-ass robbers! Not only can't they earn their own money, but they also want someone else to do their taxes for them!
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03-01-2008, 05:58 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	This came to mind, the robber obviously works because he did leave behind his W-2... I guess he was going to have to PAY taxes rather than get a refund.

03-01-2008, 10:07 PM	#8
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Wonder why I didn't hear this on the news last night. Guess even the media doesn't want to admit people that stupid live in their city. Well, dude's name and address should be on the form. Can't be too hard to find him.