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Frank Gannucci · 03-01-2008, 10:59 AM

"The Worry Wart":

Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"

Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."

Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)

"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."

Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"

"Jellybeans":

Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?"

Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?"

Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5."

Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on Alka-Seltzer."

"Jellybeans":

(Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.)

Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS
FOR?"

Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?"

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Nick: "How about $400 a week."

(Ralph coughs.)

Nick: "$500."

(Ralph coughs more.)

Nick: "$600."

Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."

Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."

"Oh My Aching Back":

(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.)

Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?"

Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)

Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "Did you see Dynamite wallop that cigarette machine?"

Ed: "Good thing it wasn't a Pepsi-Cola machine or we would all drown."

03-01-2008, 10:59 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,094	Saturday's Quotes: "The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?" Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake." "Brother Ralph": Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband." Ralph: "No, I'm your brother." "Cottage For Sale Part 1": (The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.) "Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother." Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?" "Jellybeans": Ralph: "I have always been lucky at contests. Remember last year at Harry's Grove when I won the clam eating contest?" Alice (from bedroom): "Yeah?" Ralph: "I got $5 from that. $5." Alice (coming out of the bedroom): "You sure did and you spent $7 on Alka-Seltzer." "Jellybeans": (Ed takes some of the jellybeans and eats them. Ralph spots him.) Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU EATING THOSE JELLYBEANS FOR?" Ed: "What's the matter? What are they, poisoned?" "Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some water." Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time." "Oh My Aching Back": (Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.) Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?" Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.) Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war." Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both." "The Main Event": Ralph: "Did you see Dynamite wallop that cigarette machine?" Ed: "Good thing it wasn't a Pepsi-Cola machine or we would all drown."