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Frank Gannucci · 02-20-2008, 08:40 AM

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is for good! I will never come back in here again! I will never set foot in this building once I walk out that door! You're going to be awful lonesome around here all by yourself, Alice! Just remember; you can't put your arms around a memory!"

Alice: "I can't even put my arms around you!"

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph picks up the jacket that Ed put the hot iron on. The jacket is now burned.)

Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"

Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Alice: "You mean that you are going to call your boss at 11:30 Friday
night?"

Ralph: "Yes."

Alice: "Ralph, that's crazy. He might be fast asleep."

Ralph: "That's his tough luck."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ralph is trying to butter Alice up so he can get the money from her so he could go on the Racoon Convention.)

Ralph: "That was a nice dinner that you made me."

Alice: "You liked the cold cuts."

(A slight pause.)

Ralph: "My, isn't she lovely."

"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":

Ralph: "I'm going to take a bath."

Aunt Ethel: "Would you mind if I brushed my teeth first?"

Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do them for you."

"Goodnight Sweet Prince":

Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?"

Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life."

Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light."

(Ralph looks around.)

Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him."

Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus."

"King of The Castle":

Alice: "Trixie & Ed had a fight."

Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"

"A Matter of Record":

Tommy: "How about it Mr. Kramden? Do you think you can cover first base?"

Ed: "My boy, you are looking at a man that can cover the infield, outfield and all four corners of the bleachers."

02-20-2008, 08:40 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Wednesday's Quotes: "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "All right Alice, don't give me the money and if you don't, I am walking out that door! And once I walk out that door it is for good! I will never come back in here again! I will never set foot in this building once I walk out that door! You're going to be awful lonesome around here all by yourself, Alice! Just remember; you can't put your arms around a memory!" Alice: "I can't even put my arms around you!" "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph picks up the jacket that Ed put the hot iron on. The jacket is now burned.) Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?" Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn." "Stars Over Flatbush": Alice: "You mean that you are going to call your boss at 11:30 Friday night?" Ralph: "Yes." Alice: "Ralph, that's crazy. He might be fast asleep." Ralph: "That's his tough luck." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Ralph is trying to butter Alice up so he can get the money from her so he could go on the Racoon Convention.) Ralph: "That was a nice dinner that you made me." Alice: "You liked the cold cuts." (A slight pause.) Ralph: "My, isn't she lovely." "Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1": Ralph: "I'm going to take a bath." Aunt Ethel: "Would you mind if I brushed my teeth first?" Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do them for you." "Goodnight Sweet Prince": Alice: "Ed, don't you have to go to work?" Ed: "There not too concerned about punctuality down in the sewer Alice. As a matter of fact, they think that they are lucky if we show up at all." "Ralph Kramden Presents": Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life." Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light." (Ralph looks around.) Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him." Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus." "King of The Castle": Alice: "Trixie & Ed had a fight." Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?" "A Matter of Record": Tommy: "How about it Mr. Kramden? Do you think you can cover first base?" Ed: "My boy, you are looking at a man that can cover the infield, outfield and all four corners of the bleachers."