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Dan Fielding · 02-13-2008, 10:20 PM

1. The episode that guest starred Sela Ward as Christine's friend. At the party Christine is wearing a rather revealing dress (for her anyway) Dan sits down and looks at her and says, "So those are new aren't they?"
2. After Bull gets electrocuted and thinks he talks to God, Christine asks Dan if he doesn't believe that things are created by a higher power. He then looks at her chest and says, "Absolutely."
3. Dan abstained from sex because the test said he had a low sperm count. After a week he says, "I want satisfaction and I want it now." Roz says, "Run for your lives girls." Then Harry says, "Better safe than sorry guys!"

God bless TVLand for showing this everyday!

Harry T Stone · 02-14-2008, 07:07 AM

"I'm sorry! Did you say god? I thought you said guard! Of course I'm a god!"

02-13-2008, 10:20 PM	#1
Dan Fielding Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 13, 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 16	Favorite/funniest lines 1. The episode that guest starred Sela Ward as Christine's friend. At the party Christine is wearing a rather revealing dress (for her anyway) Dan sits down and looks at her and says, "So those are new aren't they?" 2. After Bull gets electrocuted and thinks he talks to God, Christine asks Dan if he doesn't believe that things are created by a higher power. He then looks at her chest and says, "Absolutely." 3. Dan abstained from sex because the test said he had a low sperm count. After a week he says, "I want satisfaction and I want it now." Roz says, "Run for your lives girls." Then Harry says, "Better safe than sorry guys!" God bless TVLand for showing this everyday!

02-14-2008, 07:07 AM	#2
Harry T Stone Youngest Judge Ever Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 02, 2005 Location: Manhattan Criminal Court, Part 2 Posts: 52	"I'm sorry! Did you say god? I thought you said guard! Of course I'm a god!"
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