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Family Ties Forever! · 02-13-2008, 09:49 PM

Valentine's Day Oneliners

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!

What would you get if you crossed Odie with the god of love?
A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon?
Desperate!

What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste

AB · 02-14-2008, 05:07 PM

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02-13-2008, 09:49 PM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Valentine's Day One-Liners (e-mail) Valentine's Day Oneliners What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses! What would you get if you crossed Odie with the god of love? A stupid cupid! Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day! Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive." What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche! What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon? Desperate! What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!" What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with." Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!" Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Jon: "Really?" Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!" Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste
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