Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 02-11-2008, 09:58 PM

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April.

Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust. When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career.

"I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said.

Parton, a member of both the country music and songwriters halls of fame, has been enjoying a renaissance since she released the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999.

As with other veterans such as Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, Parton found that she was no longer welcome at country radio, and changed tack by delving into roots music. Her releases garnered widespread critical acclaim and a fond examination of her 40-year career.

Ireneparalegal · 02-11-2008, 09:59 PM

I know how she feels.

Sometimes I wish I could take mine off and put them on a shelf for awhile...give me a rest from my breast.

Brian Damage · 02-11-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I know how she feels.

Sometimes I wish I could take mine off and put them on a shelf for awhile...give me a rest from my breast.

I think she actually had hers "surgically" enhanced.

Ireneparalegal · 02-11-2008, 10:07 PM

Ya think? Hmmmm, interesting. Only because ever since I can remember she has had large ones and this was way before the whole "boob job" came into play for famous women. She even said on Johnny Carson when he asked her if they were real, and she said "yes" but she said something funny, I can't recall what she said.

Ireneparalegal · 02-11-2008, 10:12 PM

Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kod...eature=related

Brian Damage · 02-11-2008, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Ya think? Hmmmm, interesting. Only because ever since I can remember she has had large ones and this was way before the whole "boob job" came into play for famous women. She even said on Johnny Carson when he asked her if they were real, and she said "yes" but she said something funny, I can't recall what she said.

I don't doubt that she was born with big ones, but I think she definitely had some work done...

Exhibit A

Ireneparalegal · 02-11-2008, 10:18 PM

OH God, they sure do look fake. (Did you see the youtube link above?

)
I wonder though because Dolly did lose a lot of weight and women with large boobs tend to not lose weight in the breast area, but they tend to sag after weight loss. She may have had them lifted. If they lift them too much, you can get that look on top that gives them that fake look.

I don't know, she just should have reduced them if you ask me.

She doesn't look great like that.

Brian Damage · 02-11-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kod...eature=related

That was some funny stuff! I love Johnny Carson!

Brian Damage · 02-11-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

OH God, they sure do look fake. (Did you see the youtube link above?

)
I wonder though because Dolly did lose a lot of weight and women with large boobs tend to not lose weight in the breast area, but they tend to sag after weight loss. She may have had them lifted. If they lift them too much, you can get that look on top that gives them that fake look.

I don't know, she just should have reduced them if you ask me.

She doesn't look great like that.

I agree, she should get them reduced...and that is coming from me of all people.

The thing is, Dolly wouldn't be Dolly without the trade mark boobs.

Dean Winchester · 02-11-2008, 10:52 PM

her boobs aren't the only thing that's been augmented since 1980

OH Nuts! · 02-11-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

I don't doubt that she was born with big ones, but I think she definitely had some work done...

Exhibit A

Totally. She's had a lot done.

(And what a smart lady.....the $$$$ she's made off of "I Will Always Love You.")

OH Nuts! · 02-11-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Here it is on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kod...eature=related

Great link Irene. Thx!!!!!

Ireneparalegal · 02-11-2008, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

I agree, she should get them reduced...and that is coming from me of all people.

I am SHOCKED I TELL YA!

Glad you like the link you guys.

Dean Winchester · 02-11-2008, 11:27 PM

Dolly has nothing on Aretha. Just one those knockers is bigger than her head

OH Nuts! · 02-11-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I am SHOCKED I TELL YA!

Glad you like the link you guys.

Irene, you always come up with great stuff. Brian too.

02-11-2008, 09:58 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back. Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back. "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement. The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April. Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust. When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career. "I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said. Parton, a member of both the country music and songwriters halls of fame, has been enjoying a renaissance since she released the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999. As with other veterans such as Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, Parton found that she was no longer welcome at country radio, and changed tack by delving into roots music. Her releases garnered widespread critical acclaim and a fond examination of her 40-year career. Attached Images
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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I know how she feels. Sometimes I wish I could take mine off and put them on a shelf for awhile...give me a rest from my breast.
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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Ya think? Hmmmm, interesting. Only because ever since I can remember she has had large ones and this was way before the whole "boob job" came into play for famous women. She even said on Johnny Carson when he asked her if they were real, and she said "yes" but she said something funny, I can't recall what she said.

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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Here it is on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kod...eature=related

02-11-2008, 10:18 PM	#7
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	OH God, they sure do look fake. (Did you see the youtube link above? ) I wonder though because Dolly did lose a lot of weight and women with large boobs tend to not lose weight in the breast area, but they tend to sag after weight loss. She may have had them lifted. If they lift them too much, you can get that look on top that gives them that fake look. I don't know, she just should have reduced them if you ask me. She doesn't look great like that.

02-11-2008, 10:52 PM	#10
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	her boobs aren't the only thing that's been augmented since 1980

02-11-2008, 11:27 PM	#14
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	Dolly has nothing on Aretha. Just one those knockers is bigger than her head