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Frank Gannucci · 02-07-2008, 10:27 AM

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."

Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."

(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)

Ralph: "Okay, let's go."

"Stand-In For Murder Part 1":

(Two men come into Ralph's apartment to offer him a job as insurance executive.)

Man: "Our operators have sent us a stack of reports about you that are a mile high."

Ralph: "Did you hear the story yesterday about me helping out an old lady with her bags."

Man: "Did I? She was one of our operators."

"Please Leave The Premises":

(Ralph is protesting a rent increase and wants Alice to back him.)

Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?"

Alice: "It's not that I don't want to Ralph, it's just that, there's not much room back there."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

(Ralph picks out a small fish that he claimed that he had a big tug-of-war with.)

Alice: "This is the fish you had the tug-of-war with?"

Ralph: "He lost a lot of weight during the fight."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)

Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."

"The Next Champ":

(Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.)

Ed: "Ow!"

(Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.)

Ralph (yells): "OW!"

"Pal O' Mine":

Trixie: "Ed said for all the sewer workers to come formal to the party."

Alice: "Formal?"

Trixie: "White ties and black boots."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."

"Hot Tips" (Color):

Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"

Ed: "That is what they are waering at the track."

Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."

"Lawsuit" (Color):

Ralph: "I'm trying to put some weight on my broken leg."

Ed: "You are just the boy that could do it."

02-07-2008, 10:27 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,064	Thursday's Quotes: "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk." Ralph: "That's not a bad idea." (Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.) Ralph: "Okay, let's go." "Stand-In For Murder Part 1": (Two men come into Ralph's apartment to offer him a job as insurance executive.) Man: "Our operators have sent us a stack of reports about you that are a mile high." Ralph: "Did you hear the story yesterday about me helping out an old lady with her bags." Man: "Did I? She was one of our operators." "Please Leave The Premises": (Ralph is protesting a rent increase and wants Alice to back him.) Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?" Alice: "It's not that I don't want to Ralph, it's just that, there's not much room back there." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": (Ralph picks out a small fish that he claimed that he had a big tug-of-war with.) Alice: "This is the fish you had the tug-of-war with?" Ralph: "He lost a lot of weight during the fight." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.) Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today." Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look." "The Next Champ": (Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.) Ed: "Ow!" (Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.) Ralph (yells): "OW!" "Pal O' Mine": Trixie: "Ed said for all the sewer workers to come formal to the party." Alice: "Formal?" Trixie: "White ties and black boots." "The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key." Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve." "Hot Tips" (Color): Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?" Ed: "That is what they are waering at the track." Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people." "Lawsuit" (Color): Ralph: "I'm trying to put some weight on my broken leg." Ed: "You are just the boy that could do it."