Sunday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."

Alice: "Yeah, to your grandmother."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "How much time would it take a man if he went about selling
these things (Handy Housewife Helpers) if he went from door-to-door?"

Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."

All from “The Match Game”:

#1

Ed: “I played football in Soldier's Field once. I was on the New York Sewerworkers team when they played the Chicago Sanitation Workers in the annual Garbage Bowl for charity.”

Ralph: “What charity?”

Ed: “Fresh Air Fund.”

#2

(Ralph is having a romantic dinner with Alice. Unbeknownst to Alice, Ralph has an ear piece in his ear. He is listening to a New York Jets/Oakland Raiders Game.)

Alice: “Who do you love Ralph?”

Ralph: “Joe Namath.”

#3

Ed: “Bronco Branagan, one of the greatest sewerworkers to play football for the sewerworkers team. He was All-Sewer four years in a row. He got his football career permanently ended when he got an injury no sewerworker ever recovers from.”

Ralph: “What is that?”

Ed: “Water on the knee.”

All from “Hero”:

#1

Tommy: “Did you see Mr. Kramden when he was a football star?”

Ed: “No, I was in Prep School at the time.”

#2

Tommy: “Mr. Kramden was a great end in football.”

Ed: “Great? He must have been the greatest end in the business.”

#3

(After Ed and later on Alice find out the fact that Ralph he lied to a little kind named Tommy about being a high school football star with the nickname “Snakehips”, Ed & Ralph have a chicken fight. Ralph said “Fins!” which ends the chicken fight. Later on.)

Ed: “Fins off.”

(Ed resumes the chicken fight much to Ralph’s surprise. Ralph ends up falling into the bedroom. Loud noises, such as a crashing noise, is heard. Alice walks out.”

Ed: “Alice, what happened?”

Alice: “Ralph ‘Snakehips’ Kramden just crashed through for another touchdown.”