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"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 2":
(Ralph and another guy are playing pool. The guy hits the cue ball and it misses the pool balls.) Man: "It's on it's way." Ralph: "Yeah, to Newark." "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "I have flipped huh? Well, for your information Norton is my partner." Alice: "Well, if you flip, it's always nice to have company." "Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "You know it was pretty lonely here without you Alice." Trixie: "Oh Ed, why can't you talk to me like that?" Ed: "I would be happy too if you only go away every once and a while." "You're In The Picture": (The Kramdens & Nortons are in Spain. Alice wants to buy something.) Ralph: "What do you think I am, made of posadas?" Alice: "I said posadas. Not potatoes." "The Safety Award": Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job, trained in the same fashion as each other, and there's always one man in the group that stands out far in front of the others." Ed: "If you stood out any more in front you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus!" "Lawsuit" (Color version): (Ralph, with a broken leg, walks on crutches into the kitchen.) Ralph: "You know, it's time like this when I realize how selffish you are. You know the condition that I am in. You know that I can't do anything like get a pencil by myself." Alice: "How did you walk out here?" Ralph: "Don't change the subject." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ralph: "Boy, if you were my size. If youw ere only my size..." Alice: "If I was, I would be the fat lady in the circus." "Dial J For Janitor": (Ed is looking for Ralph in the cellar.) Ed: "Janitor? Whoa, janitor." Ralph: "For the last time, don't call me janitor. I am a maintenance engineer." "Young At Heart": Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured." Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut." |
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