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tanquant · 01-24-2008, 03:05 PM

Ok. So I went to pay my cable bill and the woman tells me that I owe $358.00
Needless to say that I questioned that fact. I said why is my bill so high? She said that it was from all of those movies. I said what movies? She leaned over and said (whisper) adult movies. I said PORNO!!! she said yeah. I said "PORNO ON MY CABLE?" She nodded her head yeah. She had to turn the screen around and show me the $100.00 of porno that was on my account. I have never been so embarrased in my life!! She looked at me as if I ordered it!!!

I immediately assumed that it was my 18 yr old nephew that comes to stay with me on the weekend but the days that it was ordered he wasnt even there. (I called my sister and demanded that she pay half )

To make a long story short it turned out to be my 13 yr old son. He was ordering that crap while I was at work. I work the night shift. I had the parental control on but it was not on for the video on demand and thats how he ordered it. Just when you think you know your children you don't know your children. The same child that looks at Zack and Cody and Spongebob is the same child that was watching porno. Never underestimate your Children

Brieannas21 · 01-24-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tanquant

Ok. So I went to pay my cable bill and the woman tells me that I owe $358.00
Needless to say that I questioned that fact. I said why is my bill so high? She said that it was from all of those movies. I said what movies? She leaned over and said (whisper) adult movies. I said PORNO!!! she said yeah. I said "PORNO ON MY CABLE?" She nodded her head yeah. She had to turn the screen around and show me the $100.00 of porno that was on my account. I have never been so embarrased in my life!! She looked at me as if I ordered it!!!

I immediately assumed that it was my 18 yr old nephew that comes to stay with me on the weekend but the days that it was ordered he wasnt even there. (I called my sister and demanded that she pay half )

To make a long story short it turned out to be my 13 yr old son. He was ordering that crap while I was at work. I work the night shift. I had the parental control on but it was not on for the video on demand and thats how he ordered it. Just when you think you know your children you don't know your children. The same child that looks at Zack and Cody and Spongebob is the same child that was watching porno. Never underestimate your Children

"PRONO ON MY CABLE?"

that just cracked me up for some reason.

Yeah people should never under estimate their children. When I was in my preteens, I did the same thing, except I was not ordering anything off cable, there were other methods LOL. However, it is hard to keep track of everything that your children do all the time.

But kids today are growing up fast, 13 and 14 yr olds are having sex and getting pregnant. Things that kids do nowadays will shock a lot of people. But when it's your own child really shocks the hell out of you.

junecleaver · 01-24-2008, 04:47 PM

Well, 13 is totally normal for knowing about sex and stuff, since 13 is like the beginning/middle of puberty. But i'm guessing your kid is gonna be grounded for a looong time

Wow. How embarrassing for the both of you...lol. All i can say is he better never pull that one again.

catlover79 · 01-24-2008, 05:08 PM

Oh my goodness!!!! I'm guessing he's going to be punished with no TV - better check that he's not looking at porn on the web, too!!!

Dean Winchester · 01-24-2008, 06:32 PM

maybe you should go and order a porno and watch it with your son..... he will never want to watch it again if he has to watch it with his mother.

That's the way to get someone to quit watching that stuff, not just setting locks and telling them it's bad. There is nothing less cool to a 13 year old than what his mother likes.

catlover79 · 01-24-2008, 06:58 PM

^

Now that's a creative idea. Creepy, but creative!

Dean Winchester · 01-24-2008, 07:04 PM

rofl, they don't even have to watch a frame of it, just the "hey _____, I wanna watch this porno with you. I'll put on some popcorn" of it would totally scar her son and scare him off porno until he's at least 18.

tanquant · 01-24-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean Winchester

maybe you should go and order a porno and watch it with your son..... he will never want to watch it again if he has to watch it with his mother.

That's the way to get someone to quit watching that stuff, not just setting locks and telling them it's bad. There is nothing less cool to a 13 year old than what his mother likes.

That is a very creative idea. I cannot stand to look at that stuff. It makes me sick to my stomach but it'll be an experience he will never forget

tanquant · 01-24-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Oh my goodness!!!! I'm guessing he's going to be punished with no TV - better check that he's not looking at porn on the web, too!!!

That's how he found it. My nephew showed it to him on the web!!

catlover79 · 01-24-2008, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tanquant

That's how he found it. My nephew showed it to him on the web!!

That's horrible. I hope you have some terrific filters for your PC!!

Dutabi84 · 01-24-2008, 07:47 PM

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

Dean Winchester · 01-24-2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

catlover79 · 01-24-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Mikado · 01-24-2008, 07:56 PM

Time to make him get a paper-delivery job.....He wont get to keep the first $100, obviously!

LuLu Rogers · 01-24-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

01-24-2008, 03:05 PM	#1
tanquant Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Posts: 864	Never underestimate your children Ok. So I went to pay my cable bill and the woman tells me that I owe $358.00 Needless to say that I questioned that fact. I said why is my bill so high? She said that it was from all of those movies. I said what movies? She leaned over and said (whisper) adult movies. I said PORNO!!! she said yeah. I said "PORNO ON MY CABLE?" She nodded her head yeah. She had to turn the screen around and show me the $100.00 of porno that was on my account. I have never been so embarrased in my life!! She looked at me as if I ordered it!!! I immediately assumed that it was my 18 yr old nephew that comes to stay with me on the weekend but the days that it was ordered he wasnt even there. (I called my sister and demanded that she pay half ) To make a long story short it turned out to be my 13 yr old son. He was ordering that crap while I was at work. I work the night shift. I had the parental control on but it was not on for the video on demand and thats how he ordered it. Just when you think you know your children you don't know your children. The same child that looks at Zack and Cody and Spongebob is the same child that was watching porno. Never underestimate your Children

01-24-2008, 05:08 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Oh my goodness!!!! I'm guessing he's going to be punished with no TV - better check that he's not looking at porn on the web, too!!!
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01-24-2008, 04:47 PM	#3
junecleaver Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2003 Location: i'm a southerner! :D Posts: 1,298	Well, 13 is totally normal for knowing about sex and stuff, since 13 is like the beginning/middle of puberty. But i'm guessing your kid is gonna be grounded for a looong time Wow. How embarrassing for the both of you...lol. All i can say is he better never pull that one again.

01-24-2008, 06:32 PM	#5
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	maybe you should go and order a porno and watch it with your son..... he will never want to watch it again if he has to watch it with his mother. That's the way to get someone to quit watching that stuff, not just setting locks and telling them it's bad. There is nothing less cool to a 13 year old than what his mother likes.

01-24-2008, 06:58 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ Now that's a creative idea. Creepy, but creative!

01-24-2008, 07:04 PM	#7
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	rofl, they don't even have to watch a frame of it, just the "hey _____, I wanna watch this porno with you. I'll put on some popcorn" of it would totally scar her son and scare him off porno until he's at least 18.

01-24-2008, 07:47 PM	#11
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Uhh, yeah. You might want to go ahead and burn the couch he was sitting on while viewing $100 worth of porn.

01-24-2008, 07:56 PM	#14
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Time to make him get a paper-delivery job.....He wont get to keep the first $100, obviously!