Tuesday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (1/25-2/3):

[Frank Gannucci]

(AmericanLife TV):

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second one is for the second showing.

Fri. Jan. 25 10p & Sat. Jan. 26, 2008 12a #38 – “Play It Again Norton”: The Honeymooners wreck havoc on a cross-country tour. Our two willing but not-so-able boobs (Ralph & Ed) enter a song contest sponsored by movie star Washington Kenmore (played by Paul Lynde). The prize: $25,000 and a Hollywood trip. The problem: entrants must be under 18. (VCR Plus Codes: 8125/93187.)

Fri. Feb. 2 10p & Sat. Feb. 3, 2008 12a #39 – “Ralph Goes Hollywood”: Bing Crosby, Maureen O'Hara and Bert Parks are the guests as the Honeymooners head for Hollywood to claim their songwriting prize. High jinks include a stay at Maureen's mansion, expense-account living and Ralph's plan to throw a party for Bing. (The role of the "reporter" is played by George Petrie.) (VCR Plus Codes: 6772/56284.)

AmericanLife also has an OnDemand service and that this show might be one of the shows to watch on that service.

(WNJN) (Montclair, New Jersey PBS affiliate):

(Pioneers of Television):

Sat. Jan. 26, 2008 2a #1 - "Sitcoms": Sitcoms are featured, including "I Love Lucy," "Make Room for Daddy," "The Honeymooners" and "The Dick Van Dyke Show." Actors Joyce Randolph, Marlo Thomas, Andy Griffith, Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke reminisce. (VCR Plus Code: 579152.)

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph Kramden, I will be happy to live in a tent with you.'"

Alice: "I still am. I think it would be an improvement."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue."

Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "One of these days, you are going to push me too far."

Alice's Mom: "The only thing that can push you is a bulldozer."

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "I know you to throw my weight around."

Alice: "If you did, you wouldn't leave it where it is."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame instead of getting married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

(A pause.)

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "What can a guy want that is down in the sewer that he needs $3 right away."

Ed: "Well, it's pay day and the guy are having a dice game going on down there...well, you might as well call it a floating crap game."

"Sees All, Knows All":

Ralph: "I couldn't harm a mosquito."

Ed: "You have quite a temper."

Ralph (yells): "I HAVE NOT!"

"Sees All, Knows All":

Alice: "Why are you trying to get rid of me?"

Ralph: "I'm not. That is why I am."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

Ralph: "By the way cupcake..."

Ed: "What is it Ralph?"

Ralph: "Alice is cupcake. You are a piece of fruitcake."

Credit goes to tvguide.com, Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot & honeymooners.net