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catlover79 · 01-22-2008, 12:54 AM

Fatigued From Wearing Fatigues

Trapper, We Hardly Knew Ye

Mister Wayne Rogers' Neighborhood

I Feel Pretty (starring Klinger)

The Ugliest "Girl" In Town (also starring Klinger)

Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big? (starring...you get the point!)

I Honestly Loathe You (Hawkeye & Winchester, Hawkeye & Margaret, Frank Burns and...almost everyone)

Why Me?? (starring Frank)

Hunka Hunka Burns-ing Love (also starring Frank)

Moon Over Margaret

We're Just Wild About Larry (Linville)

Sherman Potter & the Goblet of Fire

Pass the Grape Nehi (starring Radar)

You're My Best Friend (Hawkeye & Trapper, Hawkeye & BJ)

The Joker (BJ)

Vanity, Thy Name is Charles Emerson Winchester

AfterMASH Leaves a Bad AfterTASTE

Chocoholic · 01-22-2008, 04:49 PM

Good ones!

How about "The 3-Year War that Took Us 11 Years to Show"?

catlover79 · 01-22-2008, 05:09 PM

^ Good one, Kristen.

AB · 01-22-2008, 05:21 PM

Radar Love Or Maybe Not

Get Smashed With MASH

catlover79 · 01-22-2008, 05:38 PM

Radar's Believe It or Not!

catlover79 · 01-23-2008, 12:26 AM

BJ & No Bears

Nurses, Nurses, Everywhere

Monogamy? Never Heard Of It!!!

Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me?? (starring Frank Burns)

Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren

)

Zoneboy · 01-23-2008, 02:42 AM

Martinis And Serious Hangovers

Margaret Ain't Stupid, Hawkeye!

Mildred Ain't Sherman's Horse

Mix Another Scotch, Henry

etc........

catlover79 · 01-23-2008, 03:06 PM

^

Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...

LuLu Rogers · 01-24-2008, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren

)

Lifestyles of the Drunk and Shamless

Where's My Teddy Bear? (Starring Radar)

Pour It Again, Mr. Kwang

Oh You...Guys! (Starring Frank Burns)

My Best Friend is a Mare (Starring Colonel Potter)

Confessions of Swacked Doctor

Insanity is a State of Mind (Starring Hawkeye)

The Man They Call Ferret Face (Starring Frank Burns)

Confessions of a Drag Queen (Starring Klinger)

catlover79 · 01-24-2008, 01:57 AM

I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger)

4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch

Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret)

How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips??

All For One, One For Alda

OH Nuts! · 01-24-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

^

Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...

All rootie.....here ya go!!!

Knee High in Nehi! (Radar's Fantasy Dream)

The Lipless Wonder's Chapstick Caper

Klinger's Paris Ensemble

Nurse Mud Wrestling Night at the 4077th

Frank Burn's Medical Breakthrough

Hot Lip's Leather Outfit

Do I Have Stupid Written All Over My Face? (aka The Frank Burns Story)

Cute in Culottes: Klinger's New Outfit

Section 8's Are Really Great: Klinger's New Slogan For Morale

Have Nurse Will Travel

The Scapel Scrapple

Frank's Laughing Gas (The Bean Casserole That Went Awry)

Radar On Target!

Dumb Pet Jokes (The Frank Burn's Roast at the 4077th)

Hot Lips, Hot Guys and Hot Merchandise!

Chocoholic · 01-24-2008, 08:21 PM

You guys should really be comedy writers!

Spearchucker, We Hardly Knew Ye

Tuttle: The Greatest Man Who Never Served at the 4077th

Everybody Loves Frank Burns

WWF Smackdown: Hawkeye Pierce vs. Dr. Cox of Scrubs

Mikado · 01-24-2008, 11:30 PM

Bestiched
All in the army
Hawkeye for the Straight guy
Peeps with Jeeps
Please Release me (Starring Klinger)
They call me Doctor Love (Starring Hawkeye)

catlover79 · 12-28-2008, 08:33 PM

Delicious Dish (starring TJL with his dream girl

)

Wayne Rogers' World

Barracuda: The Margaret Houlihan Story

FanofRetroTV · 01-03-2009, 12:54 PM

Just Me And My Bear (staring Rade)

Movie Night: Donald Southland In... (staring Hawkeye(s))

The Klinger Who Ware Plaid (staring Klinger)

Hawkeye Gone Wield (staring Hawkeye and every nurse in the outfit)

The General and Colonel Look A Like (starting Colonel Potter and General Steele)

Frank the Hero?!? (staring Frank)

Get Flagg (staring Colonel Flagg and Hawkeye)

When Trapper meant BJ (staring Trapper and BJ)

Margaret Tyler Moore (staring Margaret)

Margaret and Frank... You Know (Margaret and Frank)

Klinger Will Do It! (staring Klinger)

The Colonel Who Know Too Little (staring Henry)

Project Iraq (the whole gang)

This Was Fun!

01-22-2008, 12:54 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Rejected Titles...LOL Fatigued From Wearing Fatigues Trapper, We Hardly Knew Ye Mister Wayne Rogers' Neighborhood I Feel Pretty (starring Klinger) The Ugliest "Girl" In Town (also starring Klinger) Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big? (starring...you get the point!) I Honestly Loathe You (Hawkeye & Winchester, Hawkeye & Margaret, Frank Burns and...almost everyone) Why Me?? (starring Frank) Hunka Hunka Burns-ing Love (also starring Frank) Moon Over Margaret We're Just Wild About Larry (Linville) Sherman Potter & the Goblet of Fire Pass the Grape Nehi (starring Radar) You're My Best Friend (Hawkeye & Trapper, Hawkeye & BJ) The Joker (BJ) Vanity, Thy Name is Charles Emerson Winchester AfterMASH Leaves a Bad AfterTASTE
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01-23-2008, 02:42 AM	#7
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01-22-2008, 04:49 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Good ones! How about "The 3-Year War that Took Us 11 Years to Show"?

01-22-2008, 05:09 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	^ Good one, Kristen.

01-22-2008, 05:21 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Radar Love Or Maybe Not Get Smashed With MASH

01-22-2008, 05:38 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Radar's Believe It or Not!

01-23-2008, 12:26 AM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	BJ & No Bears Nurses, Nurses, Everywhere Monogamy? Never Heard Of It!!! Why Is Everyone Always Picking on Me?? (starring Frank Burns) Trapper Come Back (starring Lauren )

01-23-2008, 03:06 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	^ Charles, those are great. Now it's time to get Rich P in on this...

01-24-2008, 01:57 AM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	I'm a Cross Dresser...Get Me Outta Here!! (starring Klinger) 4077th: Where Every Lunch is a Martini Lunch Blond But No Bimbo (starring Margaret) How'd You Like Five Across Your Hot Lips?? All For One, One For Alda

01-24-2008, 08:21 PM	#12
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	You guys should really be comedy writers! Spearchucker, We Hardly Knew Ye Tuttle: The Greatest Man Who Never Served at the 4077th Everybody Loves Frank Burns WWF Smackdown: Hawkeye Pierce vs. Dr. Cox of Scrubs

01-24-2008, 11:30 PM	#13
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Bestiched All in the army Hawkeye for the Straight guy Peeps with Jeeps Please Release me (Starring Klinger) They call me Doctor Love (Starring Hawkeye)

12-28-2008, 08:33 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Delicious Dish (starring TJL with his dream girl ) Wayne Rogers' World Barracuda: The Margaret Houlihan Story

01-03-2009, 12:54 PM	#15
FanofRetroTV Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 15, 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 292	Just Me And My Bear (staring Rade) Movie Night: Donald Southland In... (staring Hawkeye(s)) The Klinger Who Ware Plaid (staring Klinger) Hawkeye Gone Wield (staring Hawkeye and every nurse in the outfit) The General and Colonel Look A Like (starting Colonel Potter and General Steele) Frank the Hero?!? (staring Frank) Get Flagg (staring Colonel Flagg and Hawkeye) When Trapper meant BJ (staring Trapper and BJ) Margaret Tyler Moore (staring Margaret) Margaret and Frank... You Know (Margaret and Frank) Klinger Will Do It! (staring Klinger) The Colonel Who Know Too Little (staring Henry) Project Iraq (the whole gang) This Was Fun!