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LuLu Rogers · 01-18-2008, 10:35 PM

Ok, I'm scrapping that last fic and trying something different, so here goes nothing:

Chapter One

The sound of Reveille filled the air as a new day dawned on the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper sat next to each other in the Swamp, waiting for their bunkmate Frank to wake up. Frank mumbled something incoherent and tried to reach up and scratch his head, but he couldn’t move his arm. His eyes shot open in shock when he realized he was tied to the bed.

“You…you DEGENERATES!” He screamed, struggling against the ropes.

“Take it easy Frank, you’ll get yourself all tied up in knots.” Trapper quipped, winking at Hawkeye which caused both men to burst into laughter.

“Get me out of this!” Frank whined.

“Sorry Frank, breakfast is getting cold.” Hawkeye grinned and Trapper followed him toward the mess tent, leaving a livid Ferret Face screaming obscenities.

“I wonder what the cook plans to kill us with this morning?” Hawkeye queered as he and Trapper walked across the compound.

As they were walking, they noticed a jeep pull into the compound and a lady in dress uniform got out and saluted Henry who was there to meet her.

“Oh my God!”

Trapper froze in his tracks. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

“Hey Trap, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I have, a ghost from my past.”

Dun Dun Dun!

treky · 01-25-2008, 02:58 AM

sounds good, so far.

LuLu Rogers · 01-25-2008, 03:40 AM

“What do you mean from your past?”

Hawkeye was deeply intrigued.

“Her name is Toni, Toni Williams. I met her in med school. We dated for a while and got pretty serious, then I met Louise. After Louise and I got married I realized that I still loved Toni, so I started seeing her again. We would meet at hotels and take weekend trips together whenever I could get away. I was very happy, but Toni wanted more. She wanted to be with me all the time and I just couldn’t divorce Louise, I was afraid that I would never get to see my girls again if I did, so we broke things off. I haven’t seen her in three years.”

Trapper was pacing back and forth as he explained things to Hawkeye, his brow covered in sweat.

“Of all the places in the world I could’ve run into her again, it had to be here.”

“Trapper, calm down, you look like a nervous teenager before a first date.”

Hawkeye put his arm around his friend, trying to calm him.

“I never thought I’d see her again Hawk. I mean, what the hell am I going to say to her?”

“You’ll say hello and ask her how she’s doing. There’s no reason to get so upset over this Trapper, just forget what happened in the past and start over.”

“What if she hates me?”

“If she does then I’ll go out with her.”

Hawkeye grinned incredulously, causing Trapper to laugh.

“Come on Trap, everything’s gonna be fine, I promise.”

“I hope you’re right Hawk.”

Trapper sighed as he followed Hawkeye to Henry’s office to welcome Toni to the 4077th.

treky · 01-30-2008, 04:13 AM

I just read this one, it's also really good! Can't wait to read some more of this one, too!

PlayOn · 03-01-2008, 03:47 AM

You stopped. What gives? lol. Hope continue soon.

LuLu Rogers · 09-07-2008, 02:51 AM

Forgot about this one!

Chocoholic · 09-07-2008, 01:19 PM

I want to read more!

treky · 09-09-2008, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuLu Rogers

Forgot about this one!

that's okay honey; you've had a lot going on lately!

LuLu Rogers · 09-15-2008, 02:50 AM

I'm working on a new chapter

treky · 09-15-2008, 03:26 AM

great, hon! Can't wait to hear what happens with Trapper next!

LuLu Rogers · 10-02-2008, 02:18 AM

“I hope you had a good trip Major,” Henry Blake smiled and handed Toni a drink.

“Thank you Colonel, it was pretty bumpy, but nothing out of the ordinary,” Toni laughed, taking a sip of her drink.

“Well well, what do we have here?” Hawkeye walked casually into Henry’s office, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Toni choked on her drink when she saw the tall, curly haired surgeon standing behind Hawkeye. She quickly regained her composure and smiled.

“Well, if it isn’t John McIntyre, woman trapper extraordinaire,” she said.

“That’s me,” Trapper responded calmly.

“Do you two know each other?” Henry looked confused.

“Oh no Colonel, we don’t know each other,” Toni lied, “word travels fast in Korea.”

Trapper stared at her, a cool look on his face.

“Uh-huh.” Henry didn’t seem convinced, but decided not to “poke the bear” so to speak.

Hawkeye took this opportunity to get a good look at Toni. She was tall, around 5’10” he guessed with short, jet black hair and sparkling green eyes that seemed to draw you in when you looked at her. A classic beauty, she reminded him of Audrey Hepburn.

“I’m Hawkeye Pierce by the way,” Hawkeye smiled and kissed her hand.

“Toni Williams,” She smiled.

“Well Toni, on behalf of all of us here in Paradise Valley, welcome to the 4077th, I‘m sure you‘ll be a great nurse!” Hawkeye grinned.

“Actually, I'm a surgeon.” Toni smiled.

Both Hawkeye and Trapper's mouths hit the floor.

"Boys, pick your jaws up off the ground. This little lady is one helluva surgeon, recommended by General Barker himself," Henry beamed.

Toni noted the uncomfortableness coming from both men, she'd seen it before, no man was ever really comfortable with the idea of a female surgeon. She decided to get out before her anger got the best of her.

“Colonel Blake, could you point me in the direction of my tent? I really should unpack.”

“Of course Major, RADAR!”

The young Corporal ran in before Henry finished his sentence.

“Take Major Williams to her tent, yes Sir.”

“Will you please take Major…” Henry rolled his eyes, “Radar, why do you always say what I’m going to say before I have a chance to say it?”

“Somebody has to Sir,” Radar answered.

“Right, well Toni, we’re glad to have you here,” Henry smiled.

“Thank you Colonel, if you’ll excuse me,” Toni smiled and followed Radar out of the office to her tent.

treky · 10-02-2008, 03:50 AM

great, hon! Can't wait to read more!

LuLu Rogers · 05-04-2009, 03:34 AM

Toni followed Radar across the compound to an empty space next to the last tent.

"Umm, Radar, I hate to be a bother, but where the hell is my tent?" Toni looked at the dirt in front of them, then back at Radar.

"Sorry Ma'am, the guys were supposed to have your tent put together when you got here, I'll get them right on it." Radar blushed and walked away.

"Where will I stay in the meantime?" Toni asked the young Corporal's retreating form.

"You're always welcome in the Swamp." A familiar voice hit Toni's ears and she felt like she had been punched in the gut.

She turned around and smiled carefully.

"Well, if it isn't the infamous John McIntyre, forgive me, I mean Trapper John McIntyre." Her voice dripped with bitter sarcasm.

"Is that Toni Williams? I never would've known, do they still call you the 'maneater'?" Trapper answered with just as much bitterness.

Toni's green eyes flashed with anger, but she maintained her composure.

"No, they usually refer to me as the poor young girl John McIntyre dumped for a 2 dollar whore he now calls his wife."

"I oughta punch you right in your goddamn face!" Trapper yelled, enraged.

"Only if I can kick you in the..."

"Hi kids, what's new?" Hawkeye walked in between the two of them and put his hand on Trapper's chest, pushing him backwards.

"We were just discussing the world's oldest profession." Toni sneered.

"Why you little piece of..." Trapper seethed.

"Oook! Why don't we take a little walk here Trap, do excuse us Toni." Hawkeye grabbed Trapper's arm and pulled him away.

treky · 05-06-2009, 01:36 AM

sounds good hon! Can't wait to read more, and find out what's going to happen with Trapper & Toni.

Marvo301 · 05-21-2009, 01:28 AM

Wow, you've really got me intrigued! Can't wait to read the next chapter! You have a real knack for drawing your readers into the story!

01-18-2008, 10:35 PM	#1
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	*Wake Up Call (MASH Fanfic) Ok, I'm scrapping that last fic and trying something different, so here goes nothing: Chapter One** The sound of Reveille filled the air as a new day dawned on the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper sat next to each other in the Swamp, waiting for their bunkmate Frank to wake up. Frank mumbled something incoherent and tried to reach up and scratch his head, but he couldn’t move his arm. His eyes shot open in shock when he realized he was tied to the bed. “You…you DEGENERATES!” He screamed, struggling against the ropes. “Take it easy Frank, you’ll get yourself all tied up in knots.” Trapper quipped, winking at Hawkeye which caused both men to burst into laughter. “Get me out of this!” Frank whined. “Sorry Frank, breakfast is getting cold.” Hawkeye grinned and Trapper followed him toward the mess tent, leaving a livid Ferret Face screaming obscenities. “I wonder what the cook plans to kill us with this morning?” Hawkeye queered as he and Trapper walked across the compound. As they were walking, they noticed a jeep pull into the compound and a lady in dress uniform got out and saluted Henry who was there to meet her. “Oh my God!” Trapper froze in his tracks. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. “Hey Trap, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “I have, a ghost from my past.” Dun Dun Dun!
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01-25-2008, 02:58 AM	#2
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	sounds good, so far.
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03-01-2008, 03:47 AM	#5
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10-02-2008, 02:18 AM	#11
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	“I hope you had a good trip Major,” Henry Blake smiled and handed Toni a drink. “Thank you Colonel, it was pretty bumpy, but nothing out of the ordinary,” Toni laughed, taking a sip of her drink. “Well well, what do we have here?” Hawkeye walked casually into Henry’s office, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Toni choked on her drink when she saw the tall, curly haired surgeon standing behind Hawkeye. She quickly regained her composure and smiled. “Well, if it isn’t John McIntyre, woman trapper extraordinaire,” she said. “That’s me,” Trapper responded calmly. “Do you two know each other?” Henry looked confused. “Oh no Colonel, we don’t know each other,” Toni lied, “word travels fast in Korea.” Trapper stared at her, a cool look on his face. “Uh-huh.” Henry didn’t seem convinced, but decided not to “poke the bear” so to speak. Hawkeye took this opportunity to get a good look at Toni. She was tall, around 5’10” he guessed with short, jet black hair and sparkling green eyes that seemed to draw you in when you looked at her. A classic beauty, she reminded him of Audrey Hepburn. “I’m Hawkeye Pierce by the way,” Hawkeye smiled and kissed her hand. “Toni Williams,” She smiled. “Well Toni, on behalf of all of us here in Paradise Valley, welcome to the 4077th, I‘m sure you‘ll be a great nurse!” Hawkeye grinned. “Actually, I'm a surgeon.” Toni smiled. Both Hawkeye and Trapper's mouths hit the floor. "Boys, pick your jaws up off the ground. This little lady is one helluva surgeon, recommended by General Barker himself," Henry beamed. Toni noted the uncomfortableness coming from both men, she'd seen it before, no man was ever really comfortable with the idea of a female surgeon. She decided to get out before her anger got the best of her. “Colonel Blake, could you point me in the direction of my tent? I really should unpack.” “Of course Major, RADAR!” The young Corporal ran in before Henry finished his sentence. “Take Major Williams to her tent, yes Sir.” “Will you please take Major…” Henry rolled his eyes, “Radar, why do you always say what I’m going to say before I have a chance to say it?” “Somebody has to Sir,” Radar answered. “Right, well Toni, we’re glad to have you here,” Henry smiled. “Thank you Colonel, if you’ll excuse me,” Toni smiled and followed Radar out of the office to her tent.
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05-21-2009, 01:28 AM	#15
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	Wow, you've really got me intrigued! Can't wait to read the next chapter! You have a real knack for drawing your readers into the story!
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01-25-2008, 03:40 AM	#3
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	“What do you mean from your past?” Hawkeye was deeply intrigued. “Her name is Toni, Toni Williams. I met her in med school. We dated for a while and got pretty serious, then I met Louise. After Louise and I got married I realized that I still loved Toni, so I started seeing her again. We would meet at hotels and take weekend trips together whenever I could get away. I was very happy, but Toni wanted more. She wanted to be with me all the time and I just couldn’t divorce Louise, I was afraid that I would never get to see my girls again if I did, so we broke things off. I haven’t seen her in three years.” Trapper was pacing back and forth as he explained things to Hawkeye, his brow covered in sweat. “Of all the places in the world I could’ve run into her again, it had to be here.” “Trapper, calm down, you look like a nervous teenager before a first date.” Hawkeye put his arm around his friend, trying to calm him. “I never thought I’d see her again Hawk. I mean, what the hell am I going to say to her?” “You’ll say hello and ask her how she’s doing. There’s no reason to get so upset over this Trapper, just forget what happened in the past and start over.” “What if she hates me?” “If she does then I’ll go out with her.” Hawkeye grinned incredulously, causing Trapper to laugh. “Come on Trap, everything’s gonna be fine, I promise.” “I hope you’re right Hawk.” Trapper sighed as he followed Hawkeye to Henry’s office to welcome Toni to the 4077th.

01-30-2008, 04:13 AM	#4
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	I just read this one, it's also really good! Can't wait to read some more of this one, too!

09-07-2008, 02:51 AM	#6
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	Forgot about this one!

09-07-2008, 01:19 PM	#7
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I want to read more!

09-15-2008, 02:50 AM	#9
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	I'm working on a new chapter

09-15-2008, 03:26 AM	#10
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	great, hon! Can't wait to hear what happens with Trapper next!

10-02-2008, 03:50 AM	#12
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	great, hon! Can't wait to read more!

05-04-2009, 03:34 AM	#13
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	Toni followed Radar across the compound to an empty space next to the last tent. "Umm, Radar, I hate to be a bother, but where the hell is my tent?" Toni looked at the dirt in front of them, then back at Radar. "Sorry Ma'am, the guys were supposed to have your tent put together when you got here, I'll get them right on it." Radar blushed and walked away. "Where will I stay in the meantime?" Toni asked the young Corporal's retreating form. "You're always welcome in the Swamp." A familiar voice hit Toni's ears and she felt like she had been punched in the gut. She turned around and smiled carefully. "Well, if it isn't the infamous John McIntyre, forgive me, I mean Trapper John McIntyre." Her voice dripped with bitter sarcasm. "Is that Toni Williams? I never would've known, do they still call you the 'maneater'?" Trapper answered with just as much bitterness. Toni's green eyes flashed with anger, but she maintained her composure. "No, they usually refer to me as the poor young girl John McIntyre dumped for a 2 dollar whore he now calls his wife." "I oughta punch you right in your goddamn face!" Trapper yelled, enraged. "Only if I can kick you in the..." "Hi kids, what's new?" Hawkeye walked in between the two of them and put his hand on Trapper's chest, pushing him backwards. "We were just discussing the world's oldest profession." Toni sneered. "Why you little piece of..." Trapper seethed. "Oook! Why don't we take a little walk here Trap, do excuse us Toni." Hawkeye grabbed Trapper's arm and pulled him away.

05-06-2009, 01:36 AM	#14
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	sounds good hon! Can't wait to read more, and find out what's going to happen with Trapper & Toni.