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There was a post like this on the FOL board back in December or January, and I think they got near 100 things. Let's see if we can get 50 by Sunday!
Signs that you are obsessed with "The Division": 1. Instead of watching DISNEY like normal bored teenagers during summer vacation you sit in front of the TV watching LIFETIME hoping to catch a DIVISION promo. 2. You call your teacher Captain or Cap sometimes by mistake. 3. Instead of drawing circles and hearts in your notebook while you're bored in class, you find yourself drawing detective badges and writing fanfics. 4. You accidentally begin calling your friends Kate,Jinny,Magda,C.D., or Angela without even realizing you've made a mistake. 5. On Sunday you continuousy look at your watch and keep a mental countdown in your head of how many hours until the DIVISION airs. 6. Your style of clothes is slowly changing to match that of your favorite DIVISION character. 7. You rename your dog Teddy. 8. Instead of talking about Heath Ledger at the lockers with all the other girls, you try to start conversation about the most recent episode of the DIVISION and the tension forming between Jinny and Teddy. 9. When you see a cop pulling somebody over on the side of the road you start wonering if that scenario would make a good episode of the DIVISION. ...I'm sure I'll think of more, but everyone else adds theirs! ks ----------------------------- Jinny: Everyone deserves a second chance don't ya think? |
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Join Date: Mar 04, 2001
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10. When you attempt too run away too LA too handcuff yourself too Nancy and Jay.
11. When you ask your friend Maureen if you can call her Mag. 12. When you ask your family too change your name too Jinny Exstead. 13. When at school you sign your paper "Dana Jinny Exstead" and turn it in without realizing. 14. When your friend says "Nancy McKeon Sux" she class goof has too hold you back from beating her up. 15. And when fridays big party is comeing up your friend says "Dana , you cant come! Youll mis the Division!" and you say "Oh yeah, see you monday!" ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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Zim
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16. When you think every song you hear relates to a Division character.
17. You spend all your time on the 'net looking at Nancy websites and tryin' to find new pictures of her. Hehehe.... that's all I can think of right now. ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe. ![]() Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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Sweet scaredy cat
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Okay you don't even joke about #7. I named my dog "Teddy" before I started watching The Division.
18. You go to a restaurant and see a breakfast burrito on the menu. Even though you don't like half the stuff on it you get it anyway. (I've done this three times) 19. At a voice competition you find the music to the songs that were on the division and sing them. (I've done this one too) 20. You lose a bunch of friends because you talk about the division too much. (I lost my friend from talking about it too much) Well that's all for now. |
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Join Date: Apr 22, 2001
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21. You start to using your favorite quotes from the show whenever you talk to someone.
22. Everytime you're online you're constantly checking the message and fan-fic boards every minute to see if there are any new posts. 23. Instead of talking bout your crush to your best friend you start talking (or should I say fighting) about weather Jinny and Teddy make a good couple. (i've done this, wait this is sorta like #8) 24. You change your s/n to something that has to do with your favorite character on the show. 25. You have all the episodes on tape and you rush home from school everyday to watch them even though you've seen them a 100 times. That's all I could Think of! ------------------ ~<3~Caitlin~<3~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Jo On Hefself: " You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. " ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ One Of Jinny's Many Quotes: " Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? " |
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26. When you want to build a time machine to go 4 days into the future to find out what happens to Teddy and Jinny. (I say that's pretty obsessed)
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#26. When you post a topic entitled "Signs that you are obsessed with the division"!
#27. When you refer to any of the cast members as "your sis"! #28. When you yell to your whole family or skool for that matter..."JINNY AND TEDDY....BREAKUP.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" thats all for now! ------------------ (After the fake motorcycle accident) Jo:My head hurtz a lil Nat: A Concusion!!!!!! Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing! Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw! |
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![]() 29. When it comes time to eat dinner on Sunday night you make a sandwich about six so you can get to the TV an hour before the show comes on--just to make sure don't miss any. 30. Your family members are always looking at you odd and asking if everything is ok, because everytime you see a 'paticular' commercial you yell and spill your food and drink all over yourself. 31. You hold a debate with yourself and discuss whether or not Jinny and Teddy should be together. 32. You ask your friend who has the initials C.D.R. if you can call her C.D. 33. You miss social engagements in order to rush home and watch "The Division" because you don't trust your VCR to record it. 34. Everytime you read about a crime in the newspaper you wonder how the ladies of the DIVISION would have handled the situation. I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of now... |
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Join Date: Mar 04, 2001
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35. When you win a crap load of dolls down the shore and name them, Jinny Teddy Joanna Kate Angela Magda and CD. And the FOL charesters and all the people NMK plays but thats bacuas i won like 20 things.
36. When you beg (literally) for your family too let you die your hair the same color as NMK's, and suceed! 37. When u find out somebody is on the division laying a charecter with the same name as u... U dance around your room and yell loud. 38. When you sacrifice( by burning) Things that have too do with NSYNC too the DIvision Gods. 39. When you run 1/2 mile all the time just because you think Nancy McKeon and Lela Rochon could manage too do it without dying. Thats it 4 now! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. [This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 06-06-2001).] |
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29.Every minute u are thinking of Sunday.
30.U play the commercial of the the DIVISION over and over in ur head 31.Ur friend is talking about something that has nothing to the DIVISION and u relate it to one of ur fav characters in some way. 32.When u hear the word Division u go "what what is it on?!?" 34.In the middle of English class u let out a groan or sigh cause u know Jinny and Teddy will be breaking up. 35.When u see a commercial of the DIVISION u throw what u have in ur hand and scream. That is all i can think of. Someone else come up with some more. ------------------ § Tiffany § Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rox!! Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime Please visit my site @ justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com This is serious Mrs.Garrett. The tongues are hanging out of my shoes. ~Jo Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!! |
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Zim
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46. You find out that Jin and Teddy Dearest are breakig up so you g to your room and cry for hours on end.
47. You re-name all you pets after The Division characters. 48. You've decided to declare a national holiday for your favorite character. 49. You make up nick names for your favorite characters... like, Jinny Dearest and Teddy Dearest. 50. You sit in your room and pretend you're "interviewing" one of the charaters... even though they're not really there. Haha!!! ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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51: when u are bored in math and u have to do division u start spazing and like quoting the division the rest of the period
52: once u get home from where ever before u check if ur crush is online, u go to the board! 53: constantly think of how u aer going to meet nancy and be on the division 54: when u where short shorts and a WILD tee shrit to a family get together u are reminded of jinny and cd's convo. ------------------ Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!" Thoedore: "Why?" Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend.... "one time at band camp..."-American Pie "im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality |
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Certifiably Insane
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55. Whenever you hear the name Nancy being called you can't help but look around to see if by some miraculous chance it is Nancy McKeon.
56. You start taking karate so you can feel like you have more things in common with Jinny. 57. You find yourself thinking that being a cop would be a good career choice. Anymore?!?!?
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Sweet scaredy cat
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LOL!!! These are funny!
58. When you walk up to the teacher and say "CD I need some help with these problems with 'The Division'. Can you help me? Do you think Jinny and Teddy are going to break up?" (Trust me I did this one to my math teacher) 59. When for your friends birthday you get her a haircut that loox just like Jinny's. 60. When you beg your mom to let you get a total makeover so you look like CD! Okay so are there anymore? |
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Zim
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Hey! I did 56! and still am!!!!!
![]() 61. You actidentally call you boyfriend Teddy without realizing it. 62. You find yourself looking in the men's department looking for shirts like Jinny's. 63. You're watching The Division or something with one of the actresses in it every waking hour. 64. You're trying to think up things to contribute to this list. ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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