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Frank Gannucci · 01-14-2008, 08:10 PM

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."

Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."

"On Stage":

(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)

Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"

Ralph: "'Greetings?'"

Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

(The car won't start.)

Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."

Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electricute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the
car?"

Ed: "I can't get the car started."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

(The men are playing poker.)

Ralph: "Why did you raise everybody and then say: 'I'm out.'"

Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."

"Hair To A Fortune":

Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"

(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)

Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

In 25 Words Or Less":

(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)

Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."

Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."

Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."

"Ship Of Fools":

Ed: "I went to Europe once."

Man: "Did you enjoy it?"

Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."

01-14-2008, 08:10 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,063	Monday's Quotes: "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours." Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day." "On Stage": (Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.) Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?" Ralph: "'Greetings?'" Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": (The car won't start.) Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key." Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electricute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the car?" Ed: "I can't get the car started." "Man In The Blue Suit": (The men are playing poker.) Ralph: "Why did you raise everybody and then say: 'I'm out.'" Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot." "Hair To A Fortune": Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)" (Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.) Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?" "On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me." Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!" In 25 Words Or Less": (The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.) Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire." Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes." Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire." "Ship Of Fools": Ed: "I went to Europe once." Man: "Did you enjoy it?" Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."