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Adamantium · 01-07-2008, 12:03 AM

Here's a couple I came up with that would air on whatever channel would show Buffy.

Commercial #1.

There is only one Slayer. (a clip of Buffy, then cut to Buffy fighting Kendra)

Okay, make that two Slayers! (a clip of Faith)

Alright three slayers. But just three! (a clip from season seven with all the potential slayers)

Okay, there’s a bunch of FREAKIN’ Slayers! Alright! A BUNCH!

But there’s only one watcher. (a clip of Giles, cut to a clip of Wesley)

Oh, never mind. Just watch “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” You’ll find a bunch of Slayers and a couple of Watchers.

Commercial #2.

Do you wake up naked in the woods? (a clip of Oz naked in the woods)

Is your boyfriend 240 years old and doesn’t come out during the day? (a clip of Angel locked up with the sunlight about to burn him from “What’s My Line?”)

Can your mild mannered best friend turn veiny and evil? (a clip of Willow drinking water from the fountain in the pilot then cut to a clip of Dark Willow from season 6)

Is your girlfriend an ex-demon, specializing in vengeance? (a clip from “The Wish” where Anya turns around with that demon face cut to some scene of Xander and Anya together.)

Do you and your friends occasionally burst into song? (various clips from “Once More, with Feeling”)

Do you know Cordelia Chase? (the scene from “The Reptile Boy” where Cordelia fake laughs)

If any of the above apply to you then you probably live in Sunnydale. A little advice. GET OUT NOW! (various clips of different demons n’ stuff)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, watch it.

**I'll post some more later. But feel free to add your own here**

Adamantium · 01-07-2008, 12:44 AM

Whether she was dating a vampire. (an image of Angel)

Or a pretty boy from the Initiative. (an image of Riley)

Or even some college guy who just wanted one thing from her… (Buffy waking up in bed, alone from when Parker had left)

Buffy really only had true romantic feelings for one man. And that man’s name is… Giles. (an image of Giles looking uncomfortable)

If you keep watching “Buffy” reruns, maybe, just maybe, Buffy and Giles will finally hook up! (a scene of Buffy looking serious. Cut to Giles and Buffy laughing hysterically in the season 6 episode where Buffy’s telling Giles all the things that happened since he left)

Or maybe not. But watch “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” anyways.

01-07-2008, 12:03 AM	#1
Adamantium TVAdam No More Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 11, 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 7,836	Make Your Own Buffy Commercials! Here's a couple I came up with that would air on whatever channel would show Buffy. Commercial #1. There is only one Slayer. (a clip of Buffy, then cut to Buffy fighting Kendra) Okay, make that two Slayers! (a clip of Faith) Alright three slayers. But just three! (a clip from season seven with all the potential slayers) Okay, there’s a bunch of FREAKIN’ Slayers! Alright! A BUNCH! But there’s only one watcher. (a clip of Giles, cut to a clip of Wesley) Oh, never mind. Just watch “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” You’ll find a bunch of Slayers and a couple of Watchers. Commercial #2. Do you wake up naked in the woods? (a clip of Oz naked in the woods) Is your boyfriend 240 years old and doesn’t come out during the day? (a clip of Angel locked up with the sunlight about to burn him from “What’s My Line?”) Can your mild mannered best friend turn veiny and evil? (a clip of Willow drinking water from the fountain in the pilot then cut to a clip of Dark Willow from season 6) Is your girlfriend an ex-demon, specializing in vengeance? (a clip from “The Wish” where Anya turns around with that demon face cut to some scene of Xander and Anya together.) Do you and your friends occasionally burst into song? (various clips from “Once More, with Feeling”) Do you know Cordelia Chase? (the scene from “The Reptile Boy” where Cordelia fake laughs) If any of the above apply to you then you probably live in Sunnydale. A little advice. GET OUT NOW! (various clips of different demons n’ stuff) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, watch it. I'll post some more later. But feel free to add your own here

01-07-2008, 12:44 AM	#2
Adamantium TVAdam No More Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 11, 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 7,836	Whether she was dating a vampire. (an image of Angel) Or a pretty boy from the Initiative. (an image of Riley) Or even some college guy who just wanted one thing from her… (Buffy waking up in bed, alone from when Parker had left) Buffy really only had true romantic feelings for one man. And that man’s name is… Giles. (an image of Giles looking uncomfortable) If you keep watching “Buffy” reruns, maybe, just maybe, Buffy and Giles will finally hook up! (a scene of Buffy looking serious. Cut to Giles and Buffy laughing hysterically in the season 6 episode where Buffy’s telling Giles all the things that happened since he left) Or maybe not. But watch “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” anyways.