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Cactus Jack · 01-05-2008, 03:05 AM

LOL did I ever tell you guys about the tour bus guide we had in NYC?

Ok, so the night before we left, we went on the Holiday Lights tour,where they showed you the Christmas lights, and the tour guide we got was the probably the biggest egomaniac Ive ever seen in my life. He said he was going to "rock our world",chyeah in his dreams. We had tours in the day too, and the guides referred to their drivers by NAME. This guy calls his driver "My driver",um,no he's OUR driver, plus he has a name. He missed an EXCELLENT shot of the Rockefeller Center christmas tree,cause he was talking to some lady from North Carolina( ie the ONLY person he catered to), about his three firetrucks, yeah do you also have 2 poilce cars, an ambulance, 5 cabs, and 10 bikes, and 9 clown bikes, and 20 buses?, like anyone cares! We got to see awesome lights though, and he did take us places the other buses didnt take people so that was great. It started RAINING,luckily there was a window over the bus, but a part was leaking behind where I was, and the girl wore a poncho, and her mom was

and took a pic of her with her phone. Anyways, back to the guide, yeah he was irritating, when we got back to the hotel, my mom said he was irritating, and my dad said he wanted to kill him. My dad has pics of him too LOL. But at least I have a story about it.

Hear the Seinfeld theme in your head yet?

Anyone else have a story about a bus tour guide? Anyone here one?

Ireneparalegal · 01-05-2008, 05:02 PM

Sounds like it was a harrowing adventure.

I have never been on any kind of tour bus or site-seeing thingy. When we travel we drive around and stop at different places.

The only thing that is close to what you mention is when we visited the Universal Studios theme park and got on one of those trams and visited the studios. The girl talking on the tram was nice and very knowledgeable but not annoying.

AB · 01-05-2008, 07:51 PM

We've rode them in the Smokey Mountains before. Some are more talkative than others. One time my husband asked if they had a lot of grouse (bird) in the area and the driver thought he said grass (illegal kind) and he gave a really funny answer which had everyone cracking up.

Cactus Jack · 01-05-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by annball1957

We've rode them in the Smokey Mountains before. Some are more talkative than others. One time my husband asked if they had a lot of grouse (bird) in the area and the driver thought he said grass (illegal kind) and he gave a really funny answer which had everyone cracking up.

LOL

"MY driver, we do have grass"

Cactus Jack · 01-05-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Sounds like it was a harrowing adventure.

I have never been on any kind of tour bus or site-seeing thingy. When we travel we drive around and stop at different places.

The only thing that is close to what you mention is when we visited the Universal Studios theme park and got on one of those trams and visited the studios. The girl talking on the tram was nice and very knowledgeable but not annoying.

Cool, yeah this guy was knowledgeable too, just in an annoying way.

Ireneparalegal · 01-05-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMuppetFromtheFutu

LOL

"MY driver, we do have grass"

Cactus Jack · 01-05-2008, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

LOL

01-05-2008, 03:05 AM	#1
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	The Tour Bus Guide LOL did I ever tell you guys about the tour bus guide we had in NYC? Ok, so the night before we left, we went on the Holiday Lights tour,where they showed you the Christmas lights, and the tour guide we got was the probably the biggest egomaniac Ive ever seen in my life. He said he was going to "rock our world",chyeah in his dreams. We had tours in the day too, and the guides referred to their drivers by NAME. This guy calls his driver "My driver",um,no he's OUR driver, plus he has a name. He missed an EXCELLENT shot of the Rockefeller Center christmas tree,cause he was talking to some lady from North Carolina( ie the ONLY person he catered to), about his three firetrucks, yeah do you also have 2 poilce cars, an ambulance, 5 cabs, and 10 bikes, and 9 clown bikes, and 20 buses?, like anyone cares! We got to see awesome lights though, and he did take us places the other buses didnt take people so that was great. It started RAINING,luckily there was a window over the bus, but a part was leaking behind where I was, and the girl wore a poncho, and her mom was and took a pic of her with her phone. Anyways, back to the guide, yeah he was irritating, when we got back to the hotel, my mom said he was irritating, and my dad said he wanted to kill him. My dad has pics of him too LOL. But at least I have a story about it. Hear the Seinfeld theme in your head yet? Anyone else have a story about a bus tour guide? Anyone here one?
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01-05-2008, 07:51 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	We've rode them in the Smokey Mountains before. Some are more talkative than others. One time my husband asked if they had a lot of grouse (bird) in the area and the driver thought he said grass (illegal kind) and he gave a really funny answer which had everyone cracking up.