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Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 08:21 PM

Rocker Sid Jenson is suing stars long gone including Kurt Cobain, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix, complaining that they stole his guitar riffs he used to use

"Ive heard their guitar riffs,they sound exactly like mine, I will sue them, then literally take it to the grave with me"

Sid Jenson, a proclaimed egomaniac, is suing a bunch of other rock stars dead and alive including Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, James Hetfield, Elvis, Fall Out Boy, John Bonham,Dave Grohl and many others

"I dont know who this Sid Jenson is, but I will **** him up personally if I see him, I'll kick this ****in' cry baby's ass" said Flea of Red hot Chili Peppers, reportedly

Everyone is seeking Jenson, when asked if he;d like to kick Jenson's ass, Big Bopper, from the grave said "Oh baby that's-a what ah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" says TMZ.com

Also notes from Cobain, Lennon , and Hendrix

"Scuse me, while a punch this guy"

"Punch your lights out, yes its dangerous, when IM done here, youll look heinous"

"I'll show him some mind gaaaaaaames"

(This news article provided by Galaxy Entertainment News Network)

Ireneparalegal · 01-04-2008, 08:26 PM

He needs a good porn video and a 12 pack so he can relax. Can you suggest any good porn videos for him to watch?

Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

He needs a good porn video and a 12 pack so he can relax. Can you suggest any good porn videos for him to watch?

LOL

2 Million Dollars 1 Lawsuit is enough for him

Ireneparalegal · 01-04-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMuppetFromtheFutu

LOL

2 Million Dollars 1 Lawsuit is enough for him

Or Three Men and a Little Lady.

Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Or Three Men and a Little Lady.

LOL

freshprinceofLA · 01-04-2008, 09:59 PM

This reminds of that thread made about that singer wanting to sure michael jackson and tupac.
WOW these people need to be drug tested has this guy been living under a rock for the past 30 some years kurt cobain, jimi hendrix and john lennon has long passed away. Man are these people stupid

Ireneparalegal · 01-04-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by freshprinceofLA

This reminds of that thread made about that singer wanting to sure michael jackson and tupac.
WOW these people need to be drug tested has this guy been living under a rock for the past 30 some years kurt cobain, jimi hendrix and john lennon has long passed away. Man are these people stupid

It's a joke sweetie.

Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

It's a joke sweetie.

LOL yeah,but it IS a parody of that thread he mentioned LOL

Ireneparalegal · 01-04-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMuppetFromtheFutu

LOL yeah,but it IS a parody of that thread he mentioned LOL

Yeah, I know. And a good one too.

Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Yeah, I know. And a good one too.

Thanks!

Cactus Jack · 01-04-2008, 10:10 PM

Its obviously a jke cause why would Those artists make new lyrics for their songs, and how the hell can the Big Bopper say anything now?

Ireneparalegal · 01-04-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMuppetFromtheFutu

Its obviously a jke cause why would Those artists make new lyrics for their songs, and how the hell can the Big Bopper say anything now?

Well, it did say, "...from the grave"

88survivor · 01-05-2008, 12:23 PM

Have they been snorting grass or something...? These people listed in their argument haved passed away long ago.

01-04-2008, 08:21 PM	#1
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Rocker Sues Kurt Cobain,John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix Rocker Sid Jenson is suing stars long gone including Kurt Cobain, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix, complaining that they stole his guitar riffs he used to use "Ive heard their guitar riffs,they sound exactly like mine, I will sue them, then literally take it to the grave with me" Sid Jenson, a proclaimed egomaniac, is suing a bunch of other rock stars dead and alive including Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, James Hetfield, Elvis, Fall Out Boy, John Bonham,Dave Grohl and many others "I dont know who this Sid Jenson is, but I will ** him up personally if I see him, I'll kick this **in' cry baby's ass" said Flea of Red hot Chili Peppers, reportedly Everyone is seeking Jenson, when asked if he;d like to kick Jenson's ass, Big Bopper, from the grave said "Oh baby that's-a what ah liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" says TMZ.com Also notes from Cobain, Lennon , and Hendrix "Scuse me, while a punch this guy" "Punch your lights out, yes its dangerous, when IM done here, youll look heinous" "I'll show him some mind gaaaaaaames" (This news article provided by Galaxy Entertainment News Network)
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01-04-2008, 09:59 PM	#6
freshprinceofLA The Bosses Senior Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2005 Location: A small town in: Los Angeles, California Posts: 2,810	This reminds of that thread made about that singer wanting to sure michael jackson and tupac. WOW these people need to be drug tested has this guy been living under a rock for the past 30 some years kurt cobain, jimi hendrix and john lennon has long passed away. Man are these people stupid
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01-04-2008, 10:10 PM	#11
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Its obviously a jke cause why would Those artists make new lyrics for their songs, and how the hell can the Big Bopper say anything now?

01-05-2008, 12:23 PM	#13
88survivor Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Location: NY Posts: 1,849	Have they been snorting grass or something...? These people listed in their argument haved passed away long ago.