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Frank Gannucci · 12-26-2007, 08:30 AM

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."

Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man."

Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."

"This Is Your Life Part 1":

Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you."

Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."

"The Safety Award":

Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'"

Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?"

Ed: "Ralph."

"The Safety Award":

Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off."

Ed: "I am too young to die."

"You're In The Picture":

(Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.)

Alice: "Forgive me Ralph."

Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while."

"The Safety Award":

Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden."

Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."

(Alice slams the bedroom door.)

Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)

Ralph: "What did you just do?"

Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."

Ralph: "Why did you do that?"

Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."

12-26-2007, 08:30 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Wednesday's Quotes: "Stars Over Flatbush": Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish." Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut." "Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man." Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull." "This Is Your Life Part 1": Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you." Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus." "The Safety Award": Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'" Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?" Ed: "Ralph." "The Safety Award": Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off." Ed: "I am too young to die." "You're In The Picture": (Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.) Alice: "Forgive me Ralph." Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while." "The Safety Award": Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden." Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him." "The Main Event": Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here." (Alice slams the bedroom door.) Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep." "The Honeymoon Is Over": (Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.) Ralph: "What did you just do?" Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek." Ralph: "Why did you do that?" Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."