Things We Learned from the Bob Newhart Show

[catlover79]

Orthodontists and airplane navigators make notorious ladies' men.

Never let your wife take over paying the bills unless you are absolutely sure she knows what she's doing!!

Mr. Carlin is never, ever going to change for the better.

Howard Borden and Ellen Hartley were one of the most mismatched couples in the history of sitcoms!!

Never order Chinese food while drunk.

Never leave your husband alone on Thanksgiving with his buddies.

Never trust Ruth Corley.

Marrying a travel agent after one date is a great idea.

Maple syrup over everything you eat is a great idea (the Peeper).

Everything and everyone is nice (Mrs. Bakerman).

[AB]

Never try to explain football plays to your wife while watching the game

Never go on a plane trip with people who are afraid of flying

[catlover79]

Howard plays a mean game of cards.

Always make sure your wife is not afraid of flying before asking her along on a plane trip.

Always lock your bathroom door when you go to a rustic ski lodge - you never know who may be sharing it with you. They might be really annoying!!

Mr. Carlin will always want you to pay him back for a gift he's bought you.

Never loan Howard anything and expect to get it back.

Carol will never have coffee ready when you come in to work.

[catlover79]

Jerry should really learn to make his OWN coffee.

Never merge your practice with Dr. Frank Walburn - unless, of course, you WANT to do the work of two people.

Go 50/50 on the hitman with Sister Mary Catherine.

Never let your sister write an article about your fellow doctors (who all have swelled heads).

Mr. Gianelli and Mr. Peterson should really take their arguments outside.

[catlover79]

Emily has a "tfig" for speaking backwards.