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Cactus Jack · 12-22-2007, 09:11 PM

Yes to some, no to others. But, of course he isnt real, think about it. What do you think would happen if some big guy with a red suit and huge curly came climbing down your chimney? He'd get stuck, and then he'd fall flat on his ass in the possibly burning, or still hot logs, yes his ass and beard would light afire, but think about this. what about that big bag of presents?

Kid: What are those presents doing randomly falling our fireplace?

See what I mean? What about the reindeer? If he let them in, prior to opening up presents youd have to clean reindeer sh*t. What about the milk and cookies?

Santa: Aw,milk and cookies AGAIN?

Rudolph, shine your light, and help me find some ribs and a Budweiser.

Not EVERY Santa wants milk and cookies, so parents, if you want to give "Santa" something other than milk and cookies here are some suggestions

Ribs and budweiser
Burger and fries with a coke
Fruitcake and ipecac (

)

What if you didnt have a chimney? What would you do if some big guy with a beard and red suit rang your doorbell and said HO HO HO in a deep laugh.

This is what would happen

Kid : SANTA!!!!!

Dad : NO, TIMMY THATS NOT SANTA CALUS, ITS SOME FREAK THAT THINKS HE'S SANTA CLAUS

Kid :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SANTA LOOK

Mom : He's still a young boy who believes in Santa

Dad : Im getting my gun

Kid : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dad : Here SANTA, if that is your real name. You psycho SOB!

Santa : Watch it, ok, let me tell ya somethin *whispers to the dad* My real name is Bob Thompson, they make me do this every year.

Dad : SEE, HIS NAME IS BOB!

Kid: Santa Bob?

Santa : HO HO HO...shut up.

Ok so that's one thing, probably not that extreme, but yeah. Imagine the ending of Christmas Vacation with him kidnapping the boss, but Santa intsead. HOLD ON A MINUTE, THATS AN IDEA! *writes down*

But what if it was a serial killer, and the dad punched him ,but instead of presents it was bodies. You get the picture, no need for me to elaborate there.

But anyone can be Santa, what if this happened?

Kids: SANTA!

Parents : OJ?

LOL, ok that wouldnt happen but yeah, bottom line is, Santa isnt real, all the mall Santas are just random guys they pick to be Santa, who knows it could be a lady. I wonder what Bob form Enzyte Santa comemrcial would be like if it had more talking

Kid: So THATS where you hide my presents?

Bob : *smiles*

So yeah, you couldve been a mall Santa, I could be a Santa, anyone can be Santa, its like two Halloweens for those lucky people.

Now you tell me, does Santa exist, or is he just some creep Chris hansen is hunting down, or your kid's friend's parent or...

YOU?

Anyone ever aactually been a mall Santa? LOL

Chad22 · 12-22-2007, 09:46 PM

Are YOU real?

Stormtracker TF · 12-22-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hilary's Muppet

Are YOU real?

I don't see anything.

Must be some kind of MYTH.

Cactus Jack · 12-22-2007, 09:54 PM

LOL

*InThisMoment* · 12-22-2007, 10:18 PM

LOL what happened here?

Mr. Television · 12-22-2007, 10:48 PM

I think SO got invaded by the muppet's.

EmoJoe · 12-22-2007, 11:29 PM

Jack is just an illusion?! that answers EVERYTHING

Hollow · 12-22-2007, 11:29 PM

man, the other week i was mocking this killers song, and my brother said that i sounded like a muppet, and i couldn't stop laughing about it for like an hour.

the muppets are like....my IDOLS. http://youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU

dawsongirl · 12-23-2007, 12:03 AM

Santa is a MUPPET???

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-23-2007, 12:49 AM

lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0gXJZBwceyg

Corolla · 12-23-2007, 08:26 PM

Okay....

Tubehead · 12-24-2007, 02:53 AM

I think their was a real Santacluse. it was in the 1800's he would go around and gave gifts to kids. hes died long time ago. i rember reading about it when i was in school.

Mikado · 12-24-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tubehead

I think their was a real Santacluse. it was in the 1800's he would go around and gave gifts to kids. hes died long time ago. i rember reading about it when i was in school.

Actually, he was a 4th Century Bishop.....I made a thread about it HERE VVV

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=215910

12-22-2007, 09:11 PM	#1
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Is Santa real? Yes to some, no to others. But, of course he isnt real, think about it. What do you think would happen if some big guy with a red suit and huge curly came climbing down your chimney? He'd get stuck, and then he'd fall flat on his ass in the possibly burning, or still hot logs, yes his ass and beard would light afire, but think about this. what about that big bag of presents? Kid: What are those presents doing randomly falling our fireplace? See what I mean? What about the reindeer? If he let them in, prior to opening up presents youd have to clean reindeer sht. What about the milk and cookies? Santa: Aw,milk and cookies AGAIN? Rudolph, shine your light, and help me find some ribs and a Budweiser. Not EVERY Santa wants milk and cookies, so parents, if you want to give "Santa" something other than milk and cookies here are some suggestions Ribs and budweiser Burger and fries with a coke Fruitcake and ipecac ( ) What if you didnt have a chimney? What would you do if some big guy with a beard and red suit rang your doorbell and said HO HO HO in a deep laugh. This is what would happen Kid : SANTA!!!!! Dad : NO, TIMMY THATS NOT SANTA CALUS, ITS SOME FREAK THAT THINKS HE'S SANTA CLAUS Kid :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SANTA LOOK Mom : He's still a young boy who believes in Santa Dad : Im getting my gun Kid : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dad : Here SANTA, if that is your real name. You psycho SOB! Santa : Watch it, ok, let me tell ya somethin whispers to the dad* My real name is Bob Thompson, they make me do this every year. Dad : SEE, HIS NAME IS BOB! Kid: Santa Bob? Santa : HO HO HO...shut up. Ok so that's one thing, probably not that extreme, but yeah. Imagine the ending of Christmas Vacation with him kidnapping the boss, but Santa intsead. HOLD ON A MINUTE, THATS AN IDEA! writes down But what if it was a serial killer, and the dad punched him ,but instead of presents it was bodies. You get the picture, no need for me to elaborate there. But anyone can be Santa, what if this happened? Kids: SANTA! Parents : OJ? LOL, ok that wouldnt happen but yeah, bottom line is, Santa isnt real, all the mall Santas are just random guys they pick to be Santa, who knows it could be a lady. I wonder what Bob form Enzyte Santa comemrcial would be like if it had more talking Kid: So THATS where you hide my presents? Bob : smiles So yeah, you couldve been a mall Santa, I could be a Santa, anyone can be Santa, its like two Halloweens for those lucky people. Now you tell me, does Santa exist, or is he just some creep Chris hansen is hunting down, or your kid's friend's parent or... YOU? Anyone ever aactually been a mall Santa? LOL
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12-22-2007, 10:18 PM	#5
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12-22-2007, 10:48 PM	#6
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12-22-2007, 11:29 PM	#7
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12-23-2007, 12:49 AM	#10
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12-22-2007, 09:46 PM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Are YOU real?

12-22-2007, 09:54 PM	#4
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	LOL

12-22-2007, 11:29 PM	#8
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	man, the other week i was mocking this killers song, and my brother said that i sounded like a muppet, and i couldn't stop laughing about it for like an hour. the muppets are like....my IDOLS. http://youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU

12-23-2007, 12:03 AM	#9
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Santa is a MUPPET???

12-23-2007, 08:26 PM	#11
Corolla Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2006 Location: Owen Sound, ON Posts: 2,376	Okay....

12-24-2007, 02:53 AM	#12
Tubehead Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: chattanooga.tn Posts: 5,139	real Santa I think their was a real Santacluse. it was in the 1800's he would go around and gave gifts to kids. hes died long time ago. i rember reading about it when i was in school.